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Aug. 6th, 2004 07:10 pmMore things I'm doing instead of cleaning my house for my mother in law:
Reading McSweeny's!!
BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey
Lightly flicking the monkey
Rhythmically washing the monkey
Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug
Spanking the monkey with a vibrator
Gently pinching the monkey
Happy Friday! I'll drink one for ya, if you don't have one already!
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Date: 2004-08-06 05:28 pm (UTC)Angela
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Date: 2004-08-07 06:27 am (UTC)If you don't regularly check out that website, you should on occassion. They have hilarious stuff, and the "Daily Reason to Dispatch Bush" is based on facts, and just shows that President Asshat is a complete tool who should be dropped like a hot rock.
www.mcsweenys.net