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More things I'm doing instead of cleaning my house for my mother in law:

Reading McSweeny's!!


BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey

Lightly flicking the monkey

Rhythmically washing the monkey

Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug

Spanking the monkey with a vibrator

Gently pinching the monkey



 

Happy Friday!  I'll drink one for ya, if you don't have one already!

Date: 2004-08-06 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesbint.livejournal.com
LMAO, it sounds dirty, I love it.

Angela

Date: 2004-08-07 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
::snerk:: Pottery Barn sisal rug...

If you don't regularly check out that website, you should on occassion. They have hilarious stuff, and the "Daily Reason to Dispatch Bush" is based on facts, and just shows that President Asshat is a complete tool who should be dropped like a hot rock.
www.mcsweenys.net

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