In which I bounce from anger to glee. And pics! And a poll!

[stoney321]

I was SO ANGRY a bit ago. Mad mad mad. Then I got a package in the mail from anelith. She wins. Mainly because I didn't notice this when I was shopping the other day.


Okay, that helped a bit. Laughter IS the best medicine. Unless you have diabetes. Or Liver cancer. Then laughter is pants as drugs. PANTS. Or possibly culottes. Yeah, that's probably misspelled, but who cares? you WEARING them? You have larger problems, my friend.

Get.
Back.
To the.
Point.

THIS!! She found this for me:


Ha ha ha!! SQUEEZE legs together for slashing action. THIS PROVES THAT EWAN IS A BOTTOM. *points to icon* And all those fic writers have him as a top. Ha ha! NOW I AM THE MASTER, indeed.

In other news: bleh. And possibly meh. Have children over for a sleepover. Fortunately, it's with the good children down the street, so we're ordering pizza and watching Star Wars. Hooray!


And in other news: I am needing some laughter BIG TIME. Aren't you? Every one's so gloomy, predicting the end of an era, splitting off to new fandoms... FUNNY. HA HA. Where are you? I say it's time for a new parody fic. Even if YOU don't enjoy it (what are you? A robot?) I will enjoy the hell out of writing a new one. But. WHAT TO WRITE??

Poll Time!


[Poll #516899]

Comments

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. That is too funny.

Slashing action INDEED.

::snuggles you:: Write Obi/Ani/Angel/Spike spacesex of DOOOOOM!

Also, glad you're not mad anymore!

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I LURVE EEET!!

I'll read whatever you throw at me! How come I can only pick one option?Just write, Stoney, write!

Can I put in a few more !!!!!!s Yes. If I try!!!!!!

I'm just real excited about God right now. Sorry.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Now that I've seen the poll answers, I must bow to the wisdom of entrenous88. Yes, some lovely X/G would cheer me up immensely :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The front of the box says: SLASHING ATTACK! So there's no mistaking it. Poor, poor George. So simple in his head, he doesn't realize he wrote two of the GAYEST characters ever. Which is fine for me.

But no!! NO CROSSOVERS!! Galaxy far, far away. Don't they have enough to deal with without Spike trying to fuck Obi-Wan and Angel trying to check how his hair is in space? Ha ha ha!!

Re: Also, glad you're not mad anymore!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM TRYING!! It keeps hosing on me. I'm trying, though. I'm also searching for the Jesus Slash LJ community. WOW. I'm not a believer, or anything? But even *I* know that's wrong. Ha!!

Get them culottes off. CLAM DIGGERS!! In easy-to-care for Visa - The freedom fabric!

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Hee! Slashing ATTACK is actually even better than Slashing ACTION. The slash is coming to GET YOU!

I did humor and penises in my journal just a few minutes ago too. Of course, my snark does not even begin to reach your levels, Master. ::bows::

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Eeep. **petpetpet** Not sure why you were angry, but I hope it's all better now with your bottom!Ewan squeezing action.

<-- still cracking me up.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh! There are answers! I'll go check them and bow to my flist's superiority.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA!! bottom Ewan squeezing action. That. Is. GLORIOUS.

Laughing works. Stupidity and those who care not for things of importance suck. But the good outweighs the bad, and pizza is coming! And fun kids are laughing upstairs! Those are things of the good.

(Psst: If my husband and I came out to NY in July for a weekend, would you and your honey-baby want to do dinner? )

Re: Also, glad you're not mad anymore!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Actually, there is someone on my flist who has a serious Actor!jesus kink...I should introduce you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Slash ATTACK on the front, Slashing ACTION on the back. They can't even decide WHICH gay terminology to use! Ha ha ha!

Humor and penises? Where was off?

You have a bit left to learn, my young Padawan. Okay, not really, I just wanted to type that.

*points to icon of hotness to distract you*

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

I'll email ya the link? Maybe that'll work...I really want you to see it.
It's brainwashing material.

Look under Bible Slash - interests....

:goes to change pantses:

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Not Sue, right? I know she does BIG TIME.

(The anger is dissappating. I don't know why I stray from my comfy little corner of fandom, and why some people don't care about irreplaceable things. Sigh.)

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Sue? I know no Sue. For I would never know someone who lusts after the earthly yet surely sincere and righteous depictions of our Lord.

Glad your anger is dissipating. I'm getting better at that, as well. Well, actually, it might just be age. I'm too tired to maintain it as long as I used to.

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Oooh. What is it with these boys from the British Isles and excessive hawtness?

::counters with girl!hotness::

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Pizza and kid laughter do rate pretty high on the list of things that cheer people up.

And O_O you might come to NYC? Yes! That would be fantastic. Would love to meet you and Mr. Stoney, and you can meet the Future Mr. Nous!

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

YOu know what would be funny? A BtVS-90210 crossover parody. (OMG! Buffy/Dylan) . Or, failing the crossover, a BtVS fic done in the style of a very special 90210 episode.

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Damn it I left you a comment and now I cant see it.
::grumbles::
I adore your slash writin' dolly havin' self.
Stay Classy!!!!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Wheee! Support for my bossy orders! **wins at things**

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Attention to the etymologists in the room, what IS the origin of "all that and a bag of chips" anyway? Damn. This is gonna keep me up all night.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gotta be something from Jenny Jones. And in relation to a "full meal deal." you know, you get the sandwich, a drink AND a bag of chips? I'll look it up.

But I'm a 6" wheat BMT. Tops. Hee hee!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It was to the one I deleted, I think. (No ticky boxes.)

And you are SO classy.

*jazz flutes you*

BUT WHAT TO PARODY??

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

BUT WHAT TO PARODY??
Ron Burgundy, Spike and Obi Won go to band camp.

What? They had to learn how to play the skin flute Jazz Flute some place. Why not summer camp?

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Have fun with the kiddies!

I just had a conversation with my coworkers today about how my mental acuity is diminishing because of the time I spend with six year olds. My coworker said there's even studies to prove it. So sad. I need some grown up time asap. Grown ups who don't mind finishing my sentences because I don't remember how to use words that are more than two syllables. It's sad.

Write something funny. Anything! You always make me laugh. In a good way. Heeee!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Slashtastic doll action figure!! So cool.

Why was you mad, mad, mad?