In which I bounce from anger to glee. And pics! And a poll!

[stoney321]

I was SO ANGRY a bit ago. Mad mad mad. Then I got a package in the mail from anelith. She wins. Mainly because I didn't notice this when I was shopping the other day.


Okay, that helped a bit. Laughter IS the best medicine. Unless you have diabetes. Or Liver cancer. Then laughter is pants as drugs. PANTS. Or possibly culottes. Yeah, that's probably misspelled, but who cares? you WEARING them? You have larger problems, my friend.

Get.
Back.
To the.
Point.

THIS!! She found this for me:


Ha ha ha!! SQUEEZE legs together for slashing action. THIS PROVES THAT EWAN IS A BOTTOM. *points to icon* And all those fic writers have him as a top. Ha ha! NOW I AM THE MASTER, indeed.

In other news: bleh. And possibly meh. Have children over for a sleepover. Fortunately, it's with the good children down the street, so we're ordering pizza and watching Star Wars. Hooray!


And in other news: I am needing some laughter BIG TIME. Aren't you? Every one's so gloomy, predicting the end of an era, splitting off to new fandoms... FUNNY. HA HA. Where are you? I say it's time for a new parody fic. Even if YOU don't enjoy it (what are you? A robot?) I will enjoy the hell out of writing a new one. But. WHAT TO WRITE??

Poll Time!


[Poll #516899]

Comments

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. That is too funny.

Slashing action INDEED.

::snuggles you:: Write Obi/Ani/Angel/Spike spacesex of DOOOOOM!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The front of the box says: SLASHING ATTACK! So there's no mistaking it. Poor, poor George. So simple in his head, he doesn't realize he wrote two of the GAYEST characters ever. Which is fine for me.

But no!! NO CROSSOVERS!! Galaxy far, far away. Don't they have enough to deal with without Spike trying to fuck Obi-Wan and Angel trying to check how his hair is in space? Ha ha ha!!

Also, glad you're not mad anymore!

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I LURVE EEET!!

I'll read whatever you throw at me! How come I can only pick one option?Just write, Stoney, write!

Can I put in a few more !!!!!!s Yes. If I try!!!!!!

I'm just real excited about God right now. Sorry.

Re: Also, glad you're not mad anymore!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM TRYING!! It keeps hosing on me. I'm trying, though. I'm also searching for the Jesus Slash LJ community. WOW. I'm not a believer, or anything? But even *I* know that's wrong. Ha!!

Get them culottes off. CLAM DIGGERS!! In easy-to-care for Visa - The freedom fabric!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Now that I've seen the poll answers, I must bow to the wisdom of entrenous88. Yes, some lovely X/G would cheer me up immensely :)

<-- still cracking me up.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh! There are answers! I'll go check them and bow to my flist's superiority.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Wheee! Support for my bossy orders! **wins at things**

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Eeep. **petpetpet** Not sure why you were angry, but I hope it's all better now with your bottom!Ewan squeezing action.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA!! bottom Ewan squeezing action. That. Is. GLORIOUS.

Laughing works. Stupidity and those who care not for things of importance suck. But the good outweighs the bad, and pizza is coming! And fun kids are laughing upstairs! Those are things of the good.

(Psst: If my husband and I came out to NY in July for a weekend, would you and your honey-baby want to do dinner? )

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

YOu know what would be funny? A BtVS-90210 crossover parody. (OMG! Buffy/Dylan) . Or, failing the crossover, a BtVS fic done in the style of a very special 90210 episode.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've spent an hour looking through my previous posts. I KNOW I wrote something (one of my parody fics? DAMMIT. WHERE IS IT?) where I have Dylan at the Peach Pit bitching about his girlfriends and wishing he was back with Buffy. Or something.

But.

Your suggestion is my FAVORITE today. (Have you ever read any of my parody fics? You might like the Godfather parody. Most of these chicks haven't seen it. I also address the whole "making Wesley gay" because he's effete and British. Angel is Don Corleone. Wesley is Michael. Spike is Sonny. It may be one of my favorite things, ever.

*breaks arm from patting self on the back*

How's your knee?

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Damn it I left you a comment and now I cant see it.
::grumbles::
I adore your slash writin' dolly havin' self.
Stay Classy!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It was to the one I deleted, I think. (No ticky boxes.)

And you are SO classy.

*jazz flutes you*

BUT WHAT TO PARODY??

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Attention to the etymologists in the room, what IS the origin of "all that and a bag of chips" anyway? Damn. This is gonna keep me up all night.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gotta be something from Jenny Jones. And in relation to a "full meal deal." you know, you get the sandwich, a drink AND a bag of chips? I'll look it up.

But I'm a 6" wheat BMT. Tops. Hee hee!!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Have fun with the kiddies!

I just had a conversation with my coworkers today about how my mental acuity is diminishing because of the time I spend with six year olds. My coworker said there's even studies to prove it. So sad. I need some grown up time asap. Grown ups who don't mind finishing my sentences because I don't remember how to use words that are more than two syllables. It's sad.

Write something funny. Anything! You always make me laugh. In a good way. Heeee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Napoleon! I shall flash you mine.

(And it's TRUE about the brain dying. DYING.) I need a movie, people!! A MOVIE!! Or musical.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Slashtastic doll action figure!! So cool.

Why was you mad, mad, mad?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I'll email you. Stupid stupid, and some of it entirely avoidable.

SLASH ATTACK. It made my whole day turn around to happy-ville. ha ha ha! (HOw you doing? Writing things I don't know about? I know I have...2? things to catch up on. QaF fics, yes?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DUDE. This *points to icon*

Is Ewan McGregor. He is smart, Scottish, randy, and like to flash his monster cock.

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear that something got you that mad. Glad you're cheered up now. I have the Slashing Attack Anakin. Maybe he and Obi should get together. And perhaps a Padme doll?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WILL BUY THIS ANAKIN FOR MYSELF. I must have it. My son wants a Wookie/Tree Village playset but they don't MAKE IT. Boo. THere weren't many toy tie ins with this movie because of the PG-13 rating. Which sucks. I want the toys.

And POINT TAKEN. :-D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

So many things to say to you! So many I'm going to number them!

1. I'm very glad you got the Slashy Obi-Wan! Isn't he a hoot? He was calling out to you from the bottom rack at Kohl's, where he was lying all by his lonesome self.

2. What were you so mad about? I'm dying of curiosity. I miss all the good controversies.

3. Hey, do you think there's any chance at all that you might be able to join the frivolity up here when Sue and Caza come up in early August? I ask only because it occurred to me that a number of folks are drifting this way and lo and behold, it looks like a party. _beetle_ is going to try to come too, from her home in Long Island. And of course there are several people who actually live in the vicinity and will be dropping by. It would send me over the moon with joy if you came, although I know it would mean buying a plane ticket and those aren't cheap. But... it can't hurt to ask.

4. I wanted to choose more than one option in your poll, and the darn thing wouldn't let me. In descending order, I want more E/H fic, this Obi/Ani fic you refer to in a very mysterious manner, and more parody fic. You're allowed to eat chips while you write. Wouldn't want you to waste away while you're chained to the keyboard, after all.



The folks at Kohl's probably thought I was very strange because as soon as I saw that Star Wars toy I started laughing and I kept snorting and chuckling all through the checkout process. Especially when I read the back -- "squeeze legs together..."

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love my toy so much!! He's staying in his packaging on my desk next the monitor. EEEE!!! Leeannaray says there's a SLASHING ACTION Anakin, so I'll make that my next purchase so the dolls aren't lonely.

Feh. The anger is SO STUPID. I'll email you to spare the eyes of readers here. Bleh.

It looks like our trip to Vancouver in July is not going to happen (one of the reasons I was so bugged today) but we may be able to go to NYC. Not exactly your neck of the woods, but perhaps you could drive in to the city? No? Am I talking crazy talk? We would be there July 21-24.

Stupid company not letting my husband fly from Atlanta to Vancouver. Boo!! And stupid AA for charging $1200 for us to go it alone. Whoa!! That sucks. I had all of this great stuff planned for that trip.

And taking notes on the writing order, as per your request. Ha ha!!

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

OK, I saw the slashing action at the top the first time I looked at the pic. Then I saw the squeeze legs together for the slashing action. OMG! I can't believe they put that on the box. Or is it we all have dirtybadwrong minds now after reading your hot RPS fic. I dunno. I think we were all corrupted long before that was written.

I want parody fun! I want parody fun! We need some laughs around here on LJ. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. We need the funny, right? I'll do my best! *salutes*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

1. Squeeze legs for slashing attack = Winter becomes Vincini in The Princess Bride, vis a vis: BWAH HA HA! *ded*

2. Can I boss you too even though I am way late? Can I Stoney can I?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NEVER MESS WITH A SCILLIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!

Yes. Boss me, baby.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Hey, and it even comes with a frightening large sex toy. Damn, they sell those to kids?

You need multiple choice ticky boxes in your poll. And to tell what hath invoked your wrath, because evidently I don't respect boundaries and it drives me nuts when people are all cryptic.