In which I post recs, babble, and sundries. And TomKat has been absent for, like, THREE DAYS!

[stoney321]

So I've had three additional kids at my house. For 72 hours. I took an hour-long nap yesterday afternoon, then went to bed at 8:00pm. Huh? And woke up at 7:00am today. I guess having those noisy shits precious angels over for so long wore me out. Am also waiting for Mr. Stoney to get home tonight from his trip to smile and THANK ME for a job-well done on the bathroom paint-job. You know what sucks? Painting behind a toilet.


Made you click. Perv.

I've been playing in a new fandom lately (seriously: where are all the good stories in Buffyverse? Where *is* everyone? crazydiamondsue?) and thought I'd post some recs if you are interested. And even though I believed RPS bothered me, I've come to the conclusion that it only bothers me in the Buffy fandom. Generally speaking. Unless it's anyone fucking Vincent Kartheiser. He can continue to be my RPS whore, kthx.

If you haven't read ros_fod's James/Vincent RPS, then what it wrong with you? One thing I like about her writing style is how distinct her characters are. And make no mistake: RPS is fiction. That help you any? Her Vincent is such a closed book - which allows for so much misunderstanding and angst on his lover's part. In this case, James. He isn't cruel, and it isn't unnecessary angst (you know the fics I'm talking about.) It's a lovely, dreamy, sunwashed bit o'fic.

Another bit of RPS glory (and it really has no sex, more like a character study, which is my favorite kind) is by phaballa, who normally writes in the HP fandom, but wrote a FANTASTIC and LITERARY-REFERENCE-FILLED fic about Hayden Chistensen riding to Hemmingway's house. karabair: I know you don't like the gay-man-sex, but this has none, and I IMMEDIATELY thought of you. I think you'll like it. Short and sweet and smart and just lovely.

Now this one is just cracktastic. Thank god. I don't "do" Viggo/Orli. Mainly because my nickname growing up (as a small child) was Orli. Now, I *LOVE* seeing Orli/VK fics because it's like they were written about meeee but I have no penis. YET. Where was I? Oh. CRACK. Ewan, Hayden, Orli, Viggo. Remodeling a house. So, I take it that Viggo is the GOD of RPS, that everyone wants to fuck him, and he's all kinds of weird. Okay. Now you're caught up. Go get some crack from my new dealer, ethrosdemon

ETA! This is a nice, short ficlet - AU, but in a very, very good way - wherein Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn never came to Tattooine in Phantom Menace, but Obi-Wan is sent there a few years later to find a slave-boy (uhhhh) that is 17, Anakin. (Oh, hits so many of my kinks.) It's PG-13, it has some lovely writerly skills present, and you should read it. By writings_from, also known as stodgey. For the record, she has been writing a lot of the fics I've really enjoyed, and my HUSBAND has enjoyed. That should mean something. SHOULD, being the operative word. :-D

ETA, uh, 3?: Holy shit. And I REALLY don't like to read sexy!Dawn, but I read this. Fuuuuuck. Dawn/Spike/Xander. Quick, hard and fucking hot. Blame poshcat. Seriously, y'all. I'm squicked by Dawn and sex, but this is GOOOOOOD.

In other news: my stalker over at AFF.net is STILL trying to bring the rating of my fic to 0 because they hate RPS. And because they think Natalie and Hayden belong together 4evah, OMG!! Wow. It's like she didn't SEE the movies. For those playing the home game, this was part of the shit bugging me the other day. Bleh! Get a hobby! That, um, involves moving your ass away from the computer.

I have fallen in love with some new CDs, have a MASSIVE music post I want to put up to share the love, but it will have to wait a bit as I have a bunch of fic to get out not limited to:

• mpreg ficathon (hee!! Oh, man, this one is cracking me up and I've only written the first paragraph. Aaaaand I'll go ahead and put my broken arm - from patting myself on the back- in a sling. JEEZ, Laura)


• MOPEathon fics, including links to the music - whee!


• Boss Laura Around fics - E/H, a Spuffy, Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme, and what else? OH! Parody. BUT WHAT TO PARODY!? Feel free to Boss Me here. Wheee!!!

I like to think I have a following and that I'm important. Shhh. It keeps the pills and booze to a minimum. But never gone. *sobs* Never... far... from my... reach.... [/Judy]

Also, I may be trimming my READING LIST (incorrectly called a "friends list") because of divergent interests, lack of commenting EVER over here, etc. No hard feelings. Not going to lock things down, so really, what's bugging you? GOSH! [/Napoleon] I just don't have all the time in the world (believe me, I'd be on a mountain top with a revving motorbike in the background and several hot men waiting to massage me if I had ALL the time in the world) to read the minutiae of everyone's life. BUT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ MINE. Ha ha ha!! I go away now.

ETA 2: I forgot the STAPLE SAUCE. Don't forget to hit the "O" and "!" at the end. Sci-Fi Greg is my new boyfriend.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Last night I:

Brainstormed with Uberaeryn over mpreg ficathon and she made me laugh out loud twice with some great ideas

Wrote a bit more on the Rodeo sequel/MoP entry

Thought about SMCD. I've sent a bit to Ladycat to poke at with her kitten paws because it wasn't working for me.

Keep getting really bad headaches. I don't know if it's eye strain from spending all my time at work at the computer and then spending hours at home staring at it, or if I need glasses. Oh, no. Not...glasses.

Snuggled with Caza and watched South Park. Snuggled with Caza and watched The Daily Show. Couldn't sleep (my doctor said to start taking benedril before bedtime. I don't own benedril. Must rectify.) So I ended up watching E! True Hollywood Story: Eminem. Fell asleep.

Still have to write Scoobies in Space story and schmangest-a-thon story. Read ros_fod's story and it was super sweet. Still think your E/H is my favorite E/H. No apologies.

Will let you know when writing concludes and postage is imminent. :)

Nostalgia gip:

<-- 23 days left

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Side note: Emily JUST woke up and stumbled down the stairs, and told me her "legs were broken." I think she slept pretty hard, too.

About myE/H: it's hard for me to read a LOT of RPS for characters I'm writing, because I don't want to be influenced, you know? DOn't want to lift something and think it was mine, also. Which is probably weord, but then... And I know what boys who played competitive tennis are like. (Hayden played tennis. Rrrowr. Forearms. Mmm.)

Man, just post that SMCD chapter. You'll feel better. Let go and let LJ.

Which SP? Hee! Jeeeesusth Christht.

And what's wrong with glasses, missy? Oh, PROM! That ep breaks my heart with the Angel love.

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Hey! Where are my monkey penises. You promised monkey penises, and I want them. And monkey asses. Big red baboon asses. Or are they blue? Where are they!!!? *flails*

*sigh* I really have to go see Sith so I can read all the hot gay porn that's being written.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. YES YOU DO!!! George has Ep 7 - 9 sketched out, and depending on the kind of action Ep 3 gets, he'll determine the interest left in the world for more. Go see it nine times! Heee!

Also, I added an ETA2 for Staple Sauce. Trust me.

AND I TOTALLY FOOLED YOU ON THE MONKEY PENISES!! HA HA HA!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hey: go back to the post above and click on Staple Sauce. I forgot to add it this morning. Coffee is working now.

COME BACK TO ME!!!

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

Your icon gave me a smile this morning. :)

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Hee! Staple sauce...

You're right about the reading list thing...I couldn't figure out why I wasn't reading any novels and then I opened my flist. Ahhhh...riiight. I'm reading the same amount, just, you know, online...and about people's cats and monkey penises *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG: LJ is sooooo addictive! I rediscovered the joy of book on my vacation, and I'm having a hard time staying on line. Also, because it's sunny and warm and my garden is growing and the pool is PERFECT and books... No time for everything, you know? Especially for the fifty-gazillion posts a day about NOTHING. It's probably something to them, but OMG. I cannot read your WTF? posts all day long. Especially when I have no idea what they are talking about.

STAPLE SAUCE! Hee heee!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha!! TomKat is so friggin' creepy, you know? And I used to love Tom... Volleyball! With Iceman! *cries*

*pokes you 'til you giggle*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Okay...
Learner's ointment
Science fiction Greg
Babbages

Seriously...a little tears squirted out at that last one. Seriously.

Yes. I should let go and let LJ. I totally should. *is insane about fic*

We watched the SP where Token gets all the rich celebrities to move to South Park and then there are many funny instances where they're talking about economic division but we're supposed to infer racial division. Hilarious! And Mr. Hat in a tiny white robe.

You look sexy in glasses. I look like a dink. Plus, my 20/20 vision, my overrall lack of zits and my tiny, straight teeth were all I had to comfort me while everyone else glorified in the size-sixness of themselves. *sniffle* I don't wanna give up the perfection!!! Waah!! Here's hoping it's a tumor!

Eddie got in the car this morning and started crying when he looked in the mirror and saw his hair. "My hair feels ugly!!! Why didn't you tell me! You let me go out in public!" I rolled my eyes and he went home to watch cartoons. In the summer? I live your life.

More pretty angel:

<-- how about a little HOT for your day?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yoink. Angel is such a pretty, pretty man. Mmmm.

SCi-Fi Greg is hilarious with his Senor Cardgage Mortgage voice.

OMG, my hair is ugly? CAZA! Pull your ballso ut of your ass and act like a man!! *Godfather-esque head slap* Ha ha ha!! We're turning him!

Did you actually type: Here's hoping it's a tumor? Ha ha ha! But NOT. *pets you*

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

You're putting off a music post to talk about fic? *cries and cries* What is the world coming to, I ask you?!

And that person harrassing you at AFF.net needs to go away. Shoo obnoxious person, shoo!

(OBI/ANI 4EVAH)

Oh, I love you SO MUCH for feeling the O/A love. Wheeee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, also because I'm uploading entire albums, and it takes a bit. but it will come! I SWEAR IT! Example: music to lay out at the pool to, music to play at the beach with old friends, and the (OMG, taking me forEVER!) Buffy Mix CD. The Faith is going out this weekend, I swear it!

You should REALLY check out writings_from's journal if you like the Obi/Ani. Lovely writing style. Very rich and evocative. There's a DIRTY (but terrific!) fic on AFF.net by... ima pseudonym under Movies. I'd link but I need to click away. It takes place as Anakin combusts and he... well, you'll have to read it. It's CRACKTASTIC.

*never leaves you*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby! That, um, involves moving your ass away from the computer.

What? NO! *clings to computer* Step off, bi...

Oh.

Weren't talking to me.

Right.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Also, I, uh... memoriesed the crack. Because when it comes to fic, I am a CRACK. WHORE. *facepalm*

You shall pay.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

ALSO! ICON LOVE OMFG!!! HAHAAAA!

And the spam of your journal! HAH! EAT THE SPAM!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

OMG, that icon is hysterical! Hee!

Off to read the dirtybadwrongthings. Also fic.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I WAS. Ha ha! No, I was talking about some weirdo who is obviously HOVERING over my fic there and clicking a 0 everytime someone clicks a 5. JEEZ. I would KILL for that kind of free time.

OR MAYBE I ALREADY HAVE. [/Hannibal]

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

And even though I believed RPS bothered me, I've come to the conclusion that it only bothers me in the Buffy fandom. Generally speaking

omg! I can no longer be your friend. *weeps copiously*

What other fandom is there? I mean really? There is ... that one with the lasers and white helmets and the daddy!kink. There is that one with the guys and the huge furry feet and something about jewelery, I think.

And as for RPS? Isn't that the reason for fandom in the first place?

*laughs*

Well, okay, it's MY reason for fandom. *clings to you and teh pRon*

Go sign up for my ficathon! Write me some phobia!fic and don't choose RPS, Unless it's anyone fucking Vincent Kartheiser.

**licks you like an all day lollipop**

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD. You need to read those fics (and OMG, say I sent you so they'll welcome me into their dirtywrong world!)

Disregard that last parenthetical dork-fest. BUT DON'T.

I hearth darth, 2.

<-- I want to be that spoon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!!! i just mean that I love my characters, and don't like to think of them seperate from the Buffy-world. I think. But VK! OMG, use him like a dirty fucking rag!!! Wait. Him and David (heh) over at the_shag_pile. Fuuuuuuuck. But just them.

Unless it's JA Richards fucking someone... HA HA HA!! I just made an "L" on my head.

DON'T LEAVE ME!! Join me in my hot Ewan/Hayden world!! For starters... *leers*

I need to check out your ficathon. Ys. Doing it...... now.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

You realize you have to link it now, right? So I can go and vote a lot? And possibly track her? HEE!

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

I refuse to stop loving the Tom. Sure, it's insane, and I don't really like him that much, but ... VOLLEYBALL! ::hears Kenny Loggins singing::

*pokes you 'til you giggle*

Hey! *steals away crazydiamondsue, hiding her 'til you stop*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Linked up top. It takes you to my posted fic page, and the top two fics are the ones in question. I posted both in my LJ, BTW. I was trying to lure new people. *rubs hands together*

I had to say it was RPS over and over since the S is what is in question, apparently. Huh? And that they are REAL people. Uh, it's in the REAL PEOPLE FIC category. What's her deal?

slander!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with the gay-man sex, doncha know.

just when it's about real people. who aren't Joss & Alexis

not a hemingway fan, but am bookmarking your rec.