In which I post recs, babble, and sundries. And TomKat has been absent for, like, THREE DAYS!

[stoney321]

So I've had three additional kids at my house. For 72 hours. I took an hour-long nap yesterday afternoon, then went to bed at 8:00pm. Huh? And woke up at 7:00am today. I guess having those noisy shits precious angels over for so long wore me out. Am also waiting for Mr. Stoney to get home tonight from his trip to smile and THANK ME for a job-well done on the bathroom paint-job. You know what sucks? Painting behind a toilet.


Made you click. Perv.

I've been playing in a new fandom lately (seriously: where are all the good stories in Buffyverse? Where *is* everyone? crazydiamondsue?) and thought I'd post some recs if you are interested. And even though I believed RPS bothered me, I've come to the conclusion that it only bothers me in the Buffy fandom. Generally speaking. Unless it's anyone fucking Vincent Kartheiser. He can continue to be my RPS whore, kthx.

If you haven't read ros_fod's James/Vincent RPS, then what it wrong with you? One thing I like about her writing style is how distinct her characters are. And make no mistake: RPS is fiction. That help you any? Her Vincent is such a closed book - which allows for so much misunderstanding and angst on his lover's part. In this case, James. He isn't cruel, and it isn't unnecessary angst (you know the fics I'm talking about.) It's a lovely, dreamy, sunwashed bit o'fic.

Another bit of RPS glory (and it really has no sex, more like a character study, which is my favorite kind) is by phaballa, who normally writes in the HP fandom, but wrote a FANTASTIC and LITERARY-REFERENCE-FILLED fic about Hayden Chistensen riding to Hemmingway's house. karabair: I know you don't like the gay-man-sex, but this has none, and I IMMEDIATELY thought of you. I think you'll like it. Short and sweet and smart and just lovely.

Now this one is just cracktastic. Thank god. I don't "do" Viggo/Orli. Mainly because my nickname growing up (as a small child) was Orli. Now, I *LOVE* seeing Orli/VK fics because it's like they were written about meeee but I have no penis. YET. Where was I? Oh. CRACK. Ewan, Hayden, Orli, Viggo. Remodeling a house. So, I take it that Viggo is the GOD of RPS, that everyone wants to fuck him, and he's all kinds of weird. Okay. Now you're caught up. Go get some crack from my new dealer, ethrosdemon

ETA! This is a nice, short ficlet - AU, but in a very, very good way - wherein Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn never came to Tattooine in Phantom Menace, but Obi-Wan is sent there a few years later to find a slave-boy (uhhhh) that is 17, Anakin. (Oh, hits so many of my kinks.) It's PG-13, it has some lovely writerly skills present, and you should read it. By writings_from, also known as stodgey. For the record, she has been writing a lot of the fics I've really enjoyed, and my HUSBAND has enjoyed. That should mean something. SHOULD, being the operative word. :-D

ETA, uh, 3?: Holy shit. And I REALLY don't like to read sexy!Dawn, but I read this. Fuuuuuck. Dawn/Spike/Xander. Quick, hard and fucking hot. Blame poshcat. Seriously, y'all. I'm squicked by Dawn and sex, but this is GOOOOOOD.

In other news: my stalker over at AFF.net is STILL trying to bring the rating of my fic to 0 because they hate RPS. And because they think Natalie and Hayden belong together 4evah, OMG!! Wow. It's like she didn't SEE the movies. For those playing the home game, this was part of the shit bugging me the other day. Bleh! Get a hobby! That, um, involves moving your ass away from the computer.

I have fallen in love with some new CDs, have a MASSIVE music post I want to put up to share the love, but it will have to wait a bit as I have a bunch of fic to get out not limited to:

• mpreg ficathon (hee!! Oh, man, this one is cracking me up and I've only written the first paragraph. Aaaaand I'll go ahead and put my broken arm - from patting myself on the back- in a sling. JEEZ, Laura)


• MOPEathon fics, including links to the music - whee!


• Boss Laura Around fics - E/H, a Spuffy, Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme, and what else? OH! Parody. BUT WHAT TO PARODY!? Feel free to Boss Me here. Wheee!!!

I like to think I have a following and that I'm important. Shhh. It keeps the pills and booze to a minimum. But never gone. *sobs* Never... far... from my... reach.... [/Judy]

Also, I may be trimming my READING LIST (incorrectly called a "friends list") because of divergent interests, lack of commenting EVER over here, etc. No hard feelings. Not going to lock things down, so really, what's bugging you? GOSH! [/Napoleon] I just don't have all the time in the world (believe me, I'd be on a mountain top with a revving motorbike in the background and several hot men waiting to massage me if I had ALL the time in the world) to read the minutiae of everyone's life. BUT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ MINE. Ha ha ha!! I go away now.

ETA 2: I forgot the STAPLE SAUCE. Don't forget to hit the "O" and "!" at the end. Sci-Fi Greg is my new boyfriend.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Last night I:

Brainstormed with Uberaeryn over mpreg ficathon and she made me laugh out loud twice with some great ideas

Wrote a bit more on the Rodeo sequel/MoP entry

Thought about SMCD. I've sent a bit to Ladycat to poke at with her kitten paws because it wasn't working for me.

Keep getting really bad headaches. I don't know if it's eye strain from spending all my time at work at the computer and then spending hours at home staring at it, or if I need glasses. Oh, no. Not...glasses.

Snuggled with Caza and watched South Park. Snuggled with Caza and watched The Daily Show. Couldn't sleep (my doctor said to start taking benedril before bedtime. I don't own benedril. Must rectify.) So I ended up watching E! True Hollywood Story: Eminem. Fell asleep.

Still have to write Scoobies in Space story and schmangest-a-thon story. Read ros_fod's story and it was super sweet. Still think your E/H is my favorite E/H. No apologies.

Will let you know when writing concludes and postage is imminent. :)

Nostalgia gip:

<-- 23 days left

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Side note: Emily JUST woke up and stumbled down the stairs, and told me her "legs were broken." I think she slept pretty hard, too.

About myE/H: it's hard for me to read a LOT of RPS for characters I'm writing, because I don't want to be influenced, you know? DOn't want to lift something and think it was mine, also. Which is probably weord, but then... And I know what boys who played competitive tennis are like. (Hayden played tennis. Rrrowr. Forearms. Mmm.)

Man, just post that SMCD chapter. You'll feel better. Let go and let LJ.

Which SP? Hee! Jeeeesusth Christht.

And what's wrong with glasses, missy? Oh, PROM! That ep breaks my heart with the Angel love.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hey: go back to the post above and click on Staple Sauce. I forgot to add it this morning. Coffee is working now.

COME BACK TO ME!!!

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Hey! Where are my monkey penises. You promised monkey penises, and I want them. And monkey asses. Big red baboon asses. Or are they blue? Where are they!!!? *flails*

*sigh* I really have to go see Sith so I can read all the hot gay porn that's being written.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. YES YOU DO!!! George has Ep 7 - 9 sketched out, and depending on the kind of action Ep 3 gets, he'll determine the interest left in the world for more. Go see it nine times! Heee!

Also, I added an ETA2 for Staple Sauce. Trust me.

AND I TOTALLY FOOLED YOU ON THE MONKEY PENISES!! HA HA HA!

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

Your icon gave me a smile this morning. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha!! TomKat is so friggin' creepy, you know? And I used to love Tom... Volleyball! With Iceman! *cries*

*pokes you 'til you giggle*

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Hee! Staple sauce...

You're right about the reading list thing...I couldn't figure out why I wasn't reading any novels and then I opened my flist. Ahhhh...riiight. I'm reading the same amount, just, you know, online...and about people's cats and monkey penises *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG: LJ is sooooo addictive! I rediscovered the joy of book on my vacation, and I'm having a hard time staying on line. Also, because it's sunny and warm and my garden is growing and the pool is PERFECT and books... No time for everything, you know? Especially for the fifty-gazillion posts a day about NOTHING. It's probably something to them, but OMG. I cannot read your WTF? posts all day long. Especially when I have no idea what they are talking about.

STAPLE SAUCE! Hee heee!!!!

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

You're putting off a music post to talk about fic? *cries and cries* What is the world coming to, I ask you?!

And that person harrassing you at AFF.net needs to go away. Shoo obnoxious person, shoo!

(OBI/ANI 4EVAH)

Oh, I love you SO MUCH for feeling the O/A love. Wheeee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, also because I'm uploading entire albums, and it takes a bit. but it will come! I SWEAR IT! Example: music to lay out at the pool to, music to play at the beach with old friends, and the (OMG, taking me forEVER!) Buffy Mix CD. The Faith is going out this weekend, I swear it!

You should REALLY check out writings_from's journal if you like the Obi/Ani. Lovely writing style. Very rich and evocative. There's a DIRTY (but terrific!) fic on AFF.net by... ima pseudonym under Movies. I'd link but I need to click away. It takes place as Anakin combusts and he... well, you'll have to read it. It's CRACKTASTIC.

*never leaves you*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby! That, um, involves moving your ass away from the computer.

What? NO! *clings to computer* Step off, bi...

Oh.

Weren't talking to me.

Right.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Also, I, uh... memoriesed the crack. Because when it comes to fic, I am a CRACK. WHORE. *facepalm*

You shall pay.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I WAS. Ha ha! No, I was talking about some weirdo who is obviously HOVERING over my fic there and clicking a 0 everytime someone clicks a 5. JEEZ. I would KILL for that kind of free time.

OR MAYBE I ALREADY HAVE. [/Hannibal]

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

OMG, that icon is hysterical! Hee!

Off to read the dirtybadwrongthings. Also fic.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD. You need to read those fics (and OMG, say I sent you so they'll welcome me into their dirtywrong world!)

Disregard that last parenthetical dork-fest. BUT DON'T.

I hearth darth, 2.

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

And even though I believed RPS bothered me, I've come to the conclusion that it only bothers me in the Buffy fandom. Generally speaking

omg! I can no longer be your friend. *weeps copiously*

What other fandom is there? I mean really? There is ... that one with the lasers and white helmets and the daddy!kink. There is that one with the guys and the huge furry feet and something about jewelery, I think.

And as for RPS? Isn't that the reason for fandom in the first place?

*laughs*

Well, okay, it's MY reason for fandom. *clings to you and teh pRon*

Go sign up for my ficathon! Write me some phobia!fic and don't choose RPS, Unless it's anyone fucking Vincent Kartheiser.

**licks you like an all day lollipop**

<-- I want to be that spoon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!!! i just mean that I love my characters, and don't like to think of them seperate from the Buffy-world. I think. But VK! OMG, use him like a dirty fucking rag!!! Wait. Him and David (heh) over at the_shag_pile. Fuuuuuuuck. But just them.

Unless it's JA Richards fucking someone... HA HA HA!! I just made an "L" on my head.

DON'T LEAVE ME!! Join me in my hot Ewan/Hayden world!! For starters... *leers*

I need to check out your ficathon. Ys. Doing it...... now.

slander!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with the gay-man sex, doncha know.

just when it's about real people. who aren't Joss & Alexis

not a hemingway fan, but am bookmarking your rec.

Re: slander!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, I know you aren't a FOLLOWER of male slash, and that you arne't a follower of RPS. So.

And the point of her ficlet is that she isn't a fan of Hemmingway, either, which is the reason I thought of you. It;s a nice, short, dreamy little fic with nice references, is all.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

and omg, strongbad!!!

also, I might be getting a grownup job.

wtf????

and there is a big Wesley-themed ficathon (Escape from LA) coming due in the next week, so look for that.

And as long as we're bossing you around? I'll pimp The Night they Never Met (http://www.livejournal.com/community/nevermet/329.html) ficathon. PLENTY of opportunity for Connor requests!

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Unless it's anyone fucking Vincent Kartheiser. He can continue to be my RPS whore, kthx.

Heeeeee! God, I could not agree more. RAWR.

Thank you much for the pimp, chica!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Not that you needed the pimp from me, but it was needing to be said, 'sall.

Dirty. Dishrag. VK needs to be used like one.

*makes you pony with glitta glue and bright paper cut from magazines*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take you up on your recs, they sound good! You know my feelings on RPS and the Buffy fandom, and they are the same as yours. Including VK -- what is it about him?

I went and voted on your fics at AFF.NET and gave them 5 stars each; wonder if your stalker came back and zapped them again. It seems that they have an average of 4 stars anyway so I don't think you're doing so badly after all her efforts!

Speaking of music, I know I'm the lamest of the lame when it comes to knowing what's hot or good, but I was driving in the car with Nathan yesterday and not long before we got home a song came on the radio that just grabbed me. We pulled into the driveway but I wouldn't get out of the car before it was over -- so happy, bright-sounding, full of drums. The radio didn't say who it was but I memorized some of the lyrics and googled them when I raced to the computer. It was "Dancing in the Light" by Entrain. Heard of it? It's old (1996). I bought it immediately from iTunes I loved it so much.

Do we get pictures of your newly-painted bathroom?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You are cute. It's irksome because once you've gotten a 0, you can never get 5. And it was originally a 5 up until the stalker showed. Oh, well. I don't know why that bugs me so much, but it does, which bugs me also. Ha ha! I'm lame. And needing therapy.

Oooh! I don't know it by name, maybe by sound? I'll download it later and check it out. And once I get the finishing touches done, I'll take and post pics.

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

*lol* I love your icon, honey! And I'm very glad you finished painting your bathroom.

*hugs*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HI HI HI!!! how are you? Any dangerous activity around due to the explosion? I can't find any more news on the fire/accident since the night it happened! Are you and your family okay?

Glad to hear from you! We've had you in our hearts and minds up here!

*smooches and hugs you*

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

You are feeding my RPS craze, and I thank you for that from the bottom of my tiny, cold, unfeeling...heart. Erm, yis. I'm feeling extra cynical today, woe is me. ;D

I just don't have all the time in the world

OMG, you've got magic BRAIN powers. I'm planning on making a similar post in a few days (unless I plan to instead back out of a few more comms), and that was going to be my opening line. It's kind of like, 'Hey, peeps. I mad!love all of you, but I just don't have ALL the time in the world'. LJ should be my escape into the world of happiness and porn, not another responsibility.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm DIGGING this section of the RPS world, to be sure. Still not a huge Viggo/orli fan, but it's mainly because I think they've been around for so long, have evolved into all of this subtext that only those who have been around those fandoms will get, that I feel like I'm missing the joke, you know? But they Hayden/Ewan stuff is only a few years old, and has gotten a real shot in the arm with this latest movie, so WOOT! I'm allll on board. Feel free to rec me something tht floated your boat.

And I'm of the mindset that with the Jossverse characters, it's REAL. I guess that's how close I've gotten to the characters through the fandom, you know? And it makes it wrong, somehow. Which is totally stupid, I *know* this, but... And Movie Stars are elusive, and such a tough thing to nail down, that it just seems like a character. So... it makes it okay? Make sense?

And as to FLISTs. DUDE. It's a READING LIST. And the posts that are non-sense, that are just for one person, and there is no flocking to prevent me from having to slog through TO DO lists, or what have you? BAH. I shouldn't have to feel guilty to knock that off my READING LIST. And same goes for the world at large. Right?

I asked a while ago if people wanted me to make filters: parody!fic filters, general!life filters, etc., and no one did. I took from that that people can either clean me off their reading lists, or click past, or they just want to read and not comment. All of which is fine. We are grownups, after all. We shouldn't treat LJ like HS. And for the record? You ain't going nowhere. :-D

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

My brain just exploded. Sorry for the mess.

I didn't start reading RPS until my flist started posting. It's all y'alls fault, I tell ya. And you aren't the only one.

And rec's? Eeek. My head's gonna explode. But of course I'll go read them anyway.

Write whatever you want, I'll read it. But I so need some parody in my life right now. No one does it better. No, wait. That's a song. But it's true.

Same thing happened to me on another site. Someone said they loved my story, and gave it like three stars. WTF? If you love something, give it five, for goodness sake. That person who keeps giving you zeros needs to get a life or banned from her computer for life. Now I must go over there and give you a five now. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Man, but when the RPS is sooooo cracktastic... Not to say the RPS in OUR fandom isn't good, on the contrary. There have been some AWESOME threads at the_shag_pile with some characters that HURT me with their goodness. But, I said above this thread, it's like I've taken the Jossverse characters into my life, and it feels odd to make them do each other. Hee!! I'm like Amy and Willow at the Bronze making that boy dance naked in a cage. Ha ha ha!!

BUt (again, for some reason) RPS with movie-stars doesn't feel like I'm betraying someone's trust. I AM SUCH A NERD.

But I will ALWAYS want to make VK have sex with people. It'd be wrong to make him sleep in a cold bed. Unless he was being tied up and tortured. Heee!

Parody... I'm trying to decide WHAT to parody. Wizard of Oz? West Side Story? STAR WARS?? (Violethamster tossed that one out there. OMG. My brain is spinning.)

<--Me

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Heheh...that icon! I just saw someone with that same icon and I thought it was something that you made, so I was going to rat them out to you, but after checking I saw that you didn't make it. So they're safe. For now. Hahahah! I'm such a busybody!

I *almost* checked to see that you didn't kick me to the curb. Heh, and then I checked. You love me, you really love me! Bwah. Guess who bought a four pack of Coffee Crisps for you? Go on, guess!

Holy crap! Glass Tiger is on Hit Me Baby One More Time. I have to see if the lead singer is still cross eyed. Catch you soon, Laura!

Oh, and do the music post. I love music posts!

Dueling Napoleons

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, I didn't make it. b00mstick did, she of the Jesus on the cross and "YMCA" hands fame. She's HILARIOUS. Check out her journal. I think she changed her name from something else...

Of COURSE I wouldn't kick you to the curb! You are not of the freaky spamming 10 times a day, are you? *pets you soothingly*

You need to read my post before this one, bitch! It's clean - no boy-sex, ya prude. Hee!! I kid. I kid because I love. (Seriously: I had your Yoda icon in mind while I wrote...)

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

I'm a complete follower of your works. I wear black and stand around sipping champaigne and calling your stories 'works', that's how much of a follower I am. And a wanker, but that's beside the point.

I've killed that annoying 12 year old girl that's trolling you with my mind, Just so you know.

More parodies do you say as I move your lips with my fingers and use you like a ventriloquest dummy. YAY! I LOVE your parodies, almost as much as I love my own children, but I don't have any, so I love your parodies even more than that!

Your mpreg ficathon story will be a thing of beauty. The very heavens will cry, or thrown down boulders and lightning and kill us all, whatever.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEE! I'm just going to bask in your you-ness, Mm'kay? And I'm working on the parody RIGHT NOW. Well, not right now, because I'm talking to you. Is all of the Star Wars crap bugging you? I've been sucked back in to my first fandom with a VENGEANCE.

And could yoiu WASH your fingers before you stick them in my mouth? What did you have for dinner: garlic and skunk? And what kind of ventriloquist puts their fingers in the dummy's MOUTH?
*eyes you*
*bends over, waiting*

*eats the annoying 12 year old*