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Okay, I'm impatient and I promised this to [livejournal.com profile] sweptawaybayou yesterday. So. Adult themes, and by adult, I mean the pervy adults you scootch away from at a club. Wheee!!

I'm calling it: "It's Method. Fuck, No. It's Improv."

RPS, David Boreanaz and Vincent Kartheiser. Warning: faux-Daddy!kink, drug use, and they aren't flossing between meals. BAD BOYS!!

Story picks up from here.


*~*~
PART TWO

David walked to the bathroom, ran a cloth under the sink's tap, and then crossed back to the bed. Vince was still feeling the effects of his orgasm and being too high to notice. That is, until the cold rag flopped on his belly. He arched up hissing, and almost dropped his cigarette on the bed.

"Wash up, kid. We gotta lot of ground to cover tonight."

"The fuck are you doing?" The words out of Vince's mouth were jumbled as he bent over, washed his belly off, and tried to keep his smoke in his mouth while talking.

"It's almost 10:00. I have a car waiting downstairs. Gotta take my boy out on the town, don't I?"

"I'm not your fucking 'boy,' Dave." He stood up on wobbly legs and rooted around for a clean T-shirt.

"Sure came like it." David strode over to Vince, who was doing his best to ignore the taller man by becoming intensely interested in an imaginary hair on his shirt. David reached out, grabbed the boy's waistband and tugged him close. He leaned down, dragged his lips over the boy's ear lobe and whispered, "I have this thing. About sneaking around in public. It's my turn, anyway."

Judging from the lack of walking away, and the incredibly long drag off his smoke Vince took, all while David was rubbing his big, strong hand over the front of the boy's jeans... Yeah. Someone was going to be his boy tonight. David smirked, tickled his nose in Vince's long hair over the back of his ear, and gave the front of Vince's pants a light squeeze.

"Let's go."

*~*

Vince was trying to maintain his space in the car. He was mashed against the far door, window cracked and cig hovering just underneath. At one point he answered a call. David took the phone away from him, barked, "He's working," and tossed it on the floor. David was sitting against the opposite door, one leg propped up on the bench seat, one hand resting suggestively in his lap. "Hey. Joss' orders," he replied when Vince looked pissed.

"You still holding?"

"What the fuck, Dave? I'm not liking this little night you've planned out."

"You still holding?"

A long drag followed by a pissed off exhale, one thin leg pumping up and down rapidly. "Yeah. But no more fucking coke for you. Makes you an ass."

Vince put his smoke back in his mouth, arched his torso upwards, and dug a small baggie out of his front pocket. He considered a few pills, took out three, and gave two to David. He took the remaining one himself. David watched him close his eyes, saw that he held the pill on his tongue for a few moments before swallowing, and followed suite.

Vince sighed, "Make sure we drink a fucking gallon of water, okay? Are we almost to the club? I feel like an idiot getting there so early. Man, no one shows up anywhere until 2 am."

"We aren't going to the club yet. Well, not that club. Hang on. We're here."

The limo pulled into a seedy, glass and grass filled parking lot and up to a ramshackle looking warehouse. There was a doorman at the front. He looked about 6' 5", over 250 pounds, shaved head with a tattoo of Pennywise the Clown over his entire skull. He looked like he could break a man in half one-handed. He nodded to David.

"You got your key?"

"Yeah. Heff says to come on in. Uh... button."

"Welcome to The Rabbit Hole, sirs. The hostess will remind you boys of the rules. My job is to enforce them. Any problem with that?"

"Absolutely not, right Vince?"

Vince looked like he had forgotten how to speak. "Uh, no, man. No problems from me."

"Good. Have a lovely trip."

David and Vince walked through the door and into the club. The bass was so loud from the sound system that Vince's chest rattled. Bright strobe lights swirled, spun, flashed, making seeing anything in the entrance way near impossible. Vince instinctively grabbed on to the back of David's jeans. He didn't want to get lost in this place. David walked up to the hostess stand, a few feet inside the club. A tall, nude woman in platform stillettos nodded at them and led them past the main stage, where a girl was hanging upside down on a pole, grinding her crotch. They passed the secondary stage where a man was bending another girl over a chair and spanking her with a riding crop. Through a doorway and past another staging area. The hostess continued past all of this to a door with a number 7 on it. She held the door open for the two men and followed them in, the door closing quietly behind her.

"Welcome to The Rabbit Hole's VIP room, gentlemen. Let me tell you of a few rules. You cannot touch the performers, under any circumstances. Unless you pay for it, that is. We are capitalists, after all. What you do to each other, well, we'll just let you work out a payment plan amongst yourselves. We encourage you to drink, to fuck, and to have a great time. My name is Honey. Should you need anything from me, please just push the button on the wall. Enjoy the show."

She turned and walked out of the room. Vince gaped at David. "Where the FUCK are we, dude? I don't pay for pussy."

"Shut up and sit back. You aren't paying for shit. Pour me a drink, would ya?" David gestured to his left with his chin as he held his hands up to light a smoke.

Vince, still a little blown from the drugs, shrugged and poured two glasses of whiskey, handed one to David and downed his in one gulp. "When in Rome, yeah?"

They sat in large, overstuffed chairs that faced a blank wall. Once Vince had sat down, the wall began to rise, revealing a glass window that looked onto a short stage. There was a young boy, about 18 or 19, naked, smooth chested and thin limbed. Light brown hair, longish and flopping over his eyes. He was leaning against the wall, one arm thrown over his head, the other lower, stroking himself. Vince sat back in his chair, smoke dangling from his lip, Adam's apple working up and down as he tried to swallow and bring moisture to his mouth. A taller, larger man appeared in the window. The man had on a long, black leather coat and dark jeans, and had short, spikey black hair. Vince turned to look at David and found him staring at him.

"Watch the show, Vince. Tell me what you think. I had it planned out especially for you."

The dark man savagely attacked the boy's neck, hand working over the boy's hand, still holding on to his erection. The boy's knees began to buckle; he was whimpering. The dark man kissed and licked a trail down to the boy's crotch, knelt before him, threw one leg over his leather-clad shoulder, and began to suck. Vince was sitting upright in his seat, not realizing he was rocking slightly, fingers gripping the padded arms of the chair. The dark man threw the boy's other leg over his shoulder. The boy had apparently grabbed a bar that was overhead, designed for just such a purpose. The stage then rotated 45 degrees. David and Vince had a complete view of the action.

"Touch me, Vince."

Vince's whole body turned in one movement with his head. In one fluid movement he turned on one foot and brought his whole body between David's legs. Vince braced himself with his hands on the arms of David's chair and leaned forward, slowly, tilted his head to the right slightly, parted his mouth and kissed David. That was what he had planned, but David had pulled back at the last minute.

"No. Touch me, Vince."

Still moving in a fog, Vince muttered to no one, "Yeah, right," and leaned over. He parted his lips and traced David's trousered cock with his open mouth. He slid his warm, moist lips up and down, over the silky material of David's pants. He let his hands off the chair arms and slid them up David's strong thighs, and up to the zipper keeping him doing his job properly.

"No. You're doing fine. I don't want you to touch me there, yet."

David's hands were working through Vince's hair, down his neck, over his shoulders and back up again, soothing the sting from his words. Somehow it made perfect sense. The noises coming from their floor show were penetrating his haze. Gasps, sloppy, wet sounds, a low moan, a hand pounding on a wall. Vince took his hands off David's thighs and slid them up and over taut belly muscles, down strong forearms, all the while never ceasing his stroking with his hot mouth. Once he licked the full length with his tongue amd David pulled on his hair sharply.

"Don't need a fucking wet spot."

But David had arched his back, rubbed one palm up and over Vince's forehead, into his hair, and groaned when Vince went back to his job. Vince was becoming desperate; he needed to get David off. It had to be equal between them, but there was no way he was going to get the older man to come with his goddamed pants on. The floor show was nearing its big finale, if the breathy screams were any indication. Vince rubbed the underneath of David's cock with one hand, still stroking with his mouth. Tight and hard behind, Vince knew he was getting close. He pulled away briefly, stared into David's face with imploring eyes and whined, "Come for me, Daddy."

David slammed one hand on the back of Vince's head, forcing his hot mouth back onto his erection and shuddered. Vince could taste the salty tang of come through the material. He slid his thin body up between David's legs and wrapped his arms around David's neck.

"I thought you'd like that."

David gripped the boy's hips in a painful hold, held him away and muttered, "You're gonna fucking pay for that. Oh, yeah, Daddy's gonna make you pay."

Later, Vince would swear that he hadn't gotten hot from that, that he hadn't gotten painfully hard as David crushed him to his chest and attacked his mouth, tongue stroking his own. Vince would swear up and down that he and David didn't have that kind of relationship, that David was a sweetheart kind of guy, and not the kind of guy he went for, anyway. But Vince was a fucking liar.


Continues here....

*~*~*


My brain hurts from bouncing amongst the fandoms and ratings. But it's a good hurt. *looks up brain yoga*

Got some Obi-Wan/Anakin coming up later today, for those interested...

No, you should write my sex scenes.

Date: 2005-07-05 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com
::passes out::

We are very dirty girls. Very.

::grins enormously, passes out again::

Date: 2005-07-05 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I like dirty girls. Yes'm.

(And seriously? I still think I am one of the most vanilla writers out there. Well, that's because I *am* but you know...)

:-D

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Date: 2005-07-05 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poshcat.livejournal.com
Far be it from me to let a little bit of slash stand in the way of some porn that made you horny. :0)

>>"Sure came like it."

::wibbles::

>>The dark man kissed and licked a trail down to the boy's crotch, knelt before him, threw one leg over his leather-clad shoulder, and began to suck. Vince was sitting upright in his seat, not realizing he was rocking slightly, fingers gripping the padded arms of the chair.

::wobbles::

>>The boy had apparently grabbed a bar that was overhead, designed for just such a purpose. The stage then rotated 45 degrees. David and Vince had a complete view of the action.

::falls down::

PS My husband's nickname is Heffy, which brought a whole new dimension to this story. Hee.

Date: 2005-07-05 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
REALLY?? I frickin' love your husband for having Heffy as a nickname. (not, Jefe, as in Spanish, because that's even better, but not Heff-ner. Um, huh?) :-D

I can't believe I got you to read my slashy RPS porn! I think I'm going to dance around my desk for a second...

And lord, I love a sex show. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? Posh, I'd air drum you into my very soul. And buy you a cake. Or... pie. Whatever you want, honey-baby.

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Date: 2005-07-05 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com
sdnfu9dfvnewrf;p adjvoiv mapvjasdflk ...

fuck. me.

and now I have to go back to work!!!111!!!!!

*is ded*

You totally rule, babe. I am your bitch, forevah.

Date: 2005-07-05 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Hooray! Now go back into the kitchen and make me some pie.

*puts sparklers somewhere they SHOULDN'T BE and marches about for you*

Date: 2005-07-05 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com
*eyes cross, passes out on your floor*

Date: 2005-07-05 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
*does many inappropriate things to you while you are out cold*

*feels guilty*

*not enough*

*does it again*

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Date: 2005-07-05 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Vince would swear up and down that he and David didn't have that kind of relationship, that David was a sweetheart kind of guy, and not the kind of guy he went for, anyway. But Vince was a fucking liar. Best. Last. Line. Ever. See? How you've got them role playing? And that just makes it wrongier/rightier? Yeah. Here's a *thud* for ya.

Date: 2005-07-05 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HEEEE!!! Wrongier is SO a word. Yes it is. (Caught the typo's, thanks.)

See?? See how Entre and Winter and Snow are a bad influence on me? One of them (Snow? Entre?) has a "creaming jeans" fetish, so I put that in there because I am ALL ABOUT HELPING OUT THE GIRLS. Yessirree.

I've been doing the voice from "Slingblade" for about five days now. Help. "Ah lahk them beeskeets with muhs-turd. Mmm hmmm."

Date: 2005-07-05 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/
WhEEE!!
Loved it Stoney...Vince knew just the right thing to say!!
The adorable little slut!
There will be more eventually...right?
*winkwinknudgenudge*

Date: 2005-07-05 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HEEE!! The icon!! My virgin eyes! Now I'm thinking of tiny little, modeling clay dicks.

I think there will be. I'm up to my eyeballs in two other fics, not related to this one in any way. I'm a glutton for punishment.

I'm glad this worked for you! *gloats and does an embarassing dance*

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Date: 2005-07-05 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchygrrl.livejournal.com
"Sure came like it."
Yes!
Yeah. Someone was going to be his boy tonight.
Yes! Yes!
"Come for me, Daddy."
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Good Lawd! I dub you Queen Diva of the Hot Dirty Wrongness
*taps you w/magic wand*
I am your rps whore. I you lived in Philly I'd take you to the prerelease of the new Ewan movie w/ me but...alas
*throws Godiva and dark haired pretty bi-boys at you*
*bows to you*

Date: 2005-07-05 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
*catches chocolates with open mouth*

Come to think of it...
*catches bi-boys with open mouth*

HA!! I'm glad it's working! Thank you so much for your fb! [/whores]

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Date: 2005-07-05 01:56 pm (UTC)
aimeelicious: (vktest_byl51hawk)
From: [personal profile] aimeelicious
*wibble*

Did you say, Daddy?

*thud*

OMGSFH!!11!1

Date: 2005-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Heh. I (apparently) have some love of Daddy!kink when it comes to Angel/Connor or David/Vincent. Mmmm Hmmm.

Hee hee!!

I'll assume that you do as well?

:-D

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Date: 2005-07-05 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mona1347.livejournal.com
I...YOU! YOU'RE EVIL!!!

:-O

Date: 2005-07-05 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
So THAT'S why it burns when I drink holy water.

Huh.

:-D

Date: 2005-07-05 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueswan9.livejournal.com
Oh. My. *fans self*

*waves finger at Stoney* You just added another kink to my ever expanding list. I'm so going to that special hell.

*thinks it over* Thank you, you wonderful person you. :)

Date: 2005-07-05 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Well, it's a two-fer one at the special hell, so you can ride along on my ticket.

Wheee!!

Date: 2005-07-05 04:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tabaqui
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Yes yes.
:)

*bounce*

Date: 2005-07-05 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I'll take that yes and second it... Wait. You already did.

:-D

*bounces too*

I'm a joiner.
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Date: 2005-07-05 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
:-D

And the TomKat icon makes *me* laugh every time, too! Came from [livejournal.com profile] b00mstick's LJ.

Date: 2005-07-05 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com
That was so dirtybadwrong, hon. And you say you only write plain vanilla? Ha. Keep the porn coming (and yes I meant to type that).

Date: 2005-07-05 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Hee! I guess it's because I'm sitting here with a pony tail and a mint-green Polo and I'm writing about pretty boys touching each other. Shouldn't I be in leather with a ball-gag in my mouth to be considered a hot porn writer?

:-D

I'll keep it coming, unf.

Date: 2005-07-05 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somecandytalkin.livejournal.com
Whoa. Catching up here. Hot and beautiful work, m'dear. Hot and bee-you-ti-full. I must agree with Sue that *that* is the best last line on earth.
And yeah, the boy line is knee-weakening.
Noice. Very noice.

Date: 2005-07-06 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
LOOK AT YOUR NEW ICON!!! Oh, it's luffly!

You're noice. Very noice.

Don't we need to hook up and see Batman Begins or something?

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Date: 2005-07-05 09:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rainkatt.livejournal.com
Yow. Za.

::adds you to flist::

::reads last paragraph again::

::dies::

Date: 2005-07-06 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Heh. But wait... There's more...

Well, in a little bit. :-D

Glad you liked and welcome aboard!

Date: 2005-07-06 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciouswishes.livejournal.com
*fans self* Damn, I love you.

Though I object to the lack of flossing. Bad gums just aren't sexy.

Date: 2005-07-06 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
*preens*

Bad gums AREN'T sexy. Unless you are Willem Dafoe tugging on a nipple and making me beg, "fuck me" over and over. Okay, the bad gums were STILL unsexy but that was a hell of a scene.

:-D

Date: 2005-07-06 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anelith.livejournal.com
So now, after reading this hot *hot* HOT stuff, I'm supposed to be the good little mommy and look all innocent as I take the boys off to the pool for their swimming lessons this morning?

*whew*

Well, there is this one lifeguard... he's the object of all the middle-aged moms' lust (and he's *gay*) so I'm not the only one who'll be having randy thoughts this morning. He has the most lickable yin-yang tattoo just between his shoulder-blades below his neck...

See what you've done to me? I shouldn't be having these thoughts! Bad, bad Anne!

*slaps wrist*

Date: 2005-07-06 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
uuuUUUUuhhhuh. Hot, young lifeguard. There are a handful at my pool, too. And I *know* the one is gay. I *know* it. But I still do situps before I go. Hee hee!!

Holy shit, Anne, the tattoo? Lickable? Yes. And his skin is all warm and salty, and he's so very, very brown, isn't he? Floppy bangs? PLEASE tell me he has long, floppy bangs!

Hee!! See? Now we're even. :-D

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Date: 2005-07-06 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leeannaray.livejournal.com
I hate to tell you this my dear, but daddy!kink ain't vanilla, fabulously hot, but definitely not vanilla. And for the record, that was so steamy I don't have words.

Date: 2005-07-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Hee! But they didn't even get NAKED in this part! Ha ha ha!

You've made my WEEK.

Date: 2005-07-06 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com
'Kay. Normally, David/Vincent doesn't ping me the same way as Connor/Angel does with the dirty-hot-bad-wrong daddy kink, but this? Pinged me so hard, I got a CONCUSSION. Woo boy, that was hot and sexy, and I loved how they sparked off of each other, and that last line was just *perfect*.

You are fabulous. :-*

Date: 2005-07-06 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh, I got some SERIOUS Connor/Angel love. Mmm hmm. (Have a fic in my memories, if you're interested - it's WRONG.)

I am SO EXCITED you liked this! Thank you thank you!!

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Date: 2005-07-06 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waterlanding.livejournal.com
Came via [livejournal.com profile] su_herald and let me just say oh *man.*

But Vince was a fucking liar.

Yes, plz.

[this is fucking brilliant, m'dear.]

Date: 2005-07-06 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
EEeee! Thanks so much! I'm so glad there are enough of us out here who like to play. It makes it so much fun.

*wriggles with glee*

Date: 2005-07-06 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankspike.livejournal.com
OMFG! Do you know what you write?

"Sure came like it."

Addicted from the first line -

"Touch me, Vince."

Standing on street corners -

"Come for me, Daddy."

Begging, pleading, whoring for more -

"I thought you'd like that."

CRACK!!!!!

*I'm now holding my breath for more!*






Date: 2005-07-06 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Heee!! *slaps that ass, sends you out in the world to hook more girls up*

I'm so glad this fic is working... Thanks!!

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