Sorry for the spam, but AH HA HA HA!!

[stoney321]

Okay. I just realized I've past my "one year on LJ" mark. So much for the thoughtfulboring post, yeah?

Looked through some of my earlier entries and found THIS GEM.

So in case anyone thought my HP love was new? Psssssh. WHATEVAH. McGonallBottom. Their love is so pure.

Random comment #2: Saw Batman Begins yesterday and LOVED IT. I think it's better than Spiderman, and dude: that's saying a lot, coming from me. I read two comics as a kid: Spidey and the Dark Knight. BB is frickin' great and manages to avoid the "comic book transfer" trap that I think so many adaptions suffer from. It seems completely believable for him to dress/act that way. The villian is plausible. LOVED Spiderman, but the Green Goblin got OLD, yo. So out of place with how real everything else seemed, you know? But the Scarecrow works in this context. Plus? CILLIAN MURPHY. (And *cries* he's SHORT! Ahhhh! No shorties, y'all. I like my men TALL. But he's soooo pretty...) Katie Holmes was just meh. Anyone could have done that, but Christian Bale IS Bruce. He IS Batman. Christ, he was good.

Okay. No more until I've finished HBP. And the world of LJ sighs in relief...

Comments

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Yes Christian is the Dark Knight. I thought this was better than Spidey too. And Cillian oh the eyes, see I'm not quite 5'1 so everybody seems sort of tall. I am working on Bruce/Jonathan fic. I should know better but.. .
P.S. Liam Neeson's pretty tall.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Liam's about... 6' 4? Something like that? There was a scene in the courthouse where he's standing next to Katie and they are the same height, and she ISN'T wearing heels. Sigh.

I'm 5'6", and I prefer men over 6'. (My ex was 6' 8". Rowr.)

BUT THE EYES! THE LIPS!! Excellent movie, all around.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

6'8 Wow! I like tall I just have a wider range do to the extreme shortness. It's so not fun having to ask people to reach things for you. FYI Cillian will be in the new Wes Craven movie Red Eye, and will play a transvestite cabaret singer in Breakfast on Pluto.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

I'm oldschool, because I remember the McGonalbottom post!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE!! you know, I think you are the only person from my first days on ElJay that I still regularly talk with. And I totally stalked you bugged you to friend me. Wheee!

OMG: Less than 8 hours for me! Woot!

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

*clicked link is ded of laughter*

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! WOOOOO!

*lets balloons and doves go, watches balloons pop and doves fall to the ground with tiny dove heartattacks, runs away*

<-- poor icon not getting any action....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG! Why do you kill something in every post??? *cries bitterly*

Hee!! I've had you on the BRAIN today! Got my confirmation today for our room in San Franigan. Woot! I paid a little extra for the body disposal. Should be fun!

My husband is getting into the theme of crazy city names and is referring to SF as "San Franchoco" because he's not as funny as you and I. But he's pretty, so I give him a pass.

I've been working my liver HARD. It's starting to poke out of my clothing!

Re: <-- poor icon not getting any action....

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

OMG, your icon, it's JM circa Spike doing interpretive dance. He is afro tree, leaping about the stage. No, I have no idea who that is.

I kill because I care and I am totally telling the jury that.

OMG THE CASTLE HAS BEEN BOOKED! You are the best! This isn't costing you right, cause if it is let me know and I'll pony up the money lickety split, but possibly not with actual ponies. Or spit.

San Franchoco - we are so much funnier. Thank god he has his looks or he'd be out the door. You'll have to whip him extra hard in the b&d dungeon tonight.

My livers so exercised that it's white and the size of a fridge. No, if I look closer that is in fact the fridge. Where the hell is my liver then?

Here are some familiar faces, then.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay. 1) it's Napoleon Dynomite, from the movie with the same name. Nerd extraordinaire.

2) It costs me NOTHING. WOO HOO! Can you just spit ON a pony? Or near one. Yeah, that'll work.

3) He's pretty. *pets my husband* Good thing he likes funny women. Men like that are rare...

4) Your liver has swum across the oceans and is knocking on my door! OMG, you never told me I would have to arm-wrestle THAT!!

*cries in fear*
*throws Fosters at it to make it leave me alone*
*opens your fridge, knocking you over and taking a swig of spleen RIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE*

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

You are SO wrong, you realize that right? A wrong individual. But I loves you anyhow.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I should add to my Bio that I'm broken inside. Save people the trouble, you know?

HI VINNIE!!!

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

Cillian Murphy has such pretty eyes

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

They're just shockingly gorgeous, aren't they? And those bee-stung LIPS! *swoons*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, yeah. Who loves Christian Bale with me now? WHOSE HOUSE? Bale's house! *glomps*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee's soooooo pretty and angular and defined of features and dark and and and... Wakes up, falls to the floor, and does pushups. Mmmm.

Did you see he was all covered in sexy bruises? :-D