OH. MY. GOD.

[stoney321]

In my search for celebrity pics for the celeb_letters2u comm, I found

this.

Dear Gott en Himmel. NOT work safe, nor spit-proof. Bwah ha ha!!!

Comments

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Good Sweet Mike! What the figgity fuck? LMAO. The hell?!? I think my brain is broken. Hey, figgity fuck, that was suitably afro of me.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is wiggity wack.

Ha ha ha ha ha! *uses her street cred icon*

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Is that the Roots?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes'm. The knock me out with the good.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Gotta love my hometown boys. Philly represent! *throws up hands in thuggish manner*

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

I have no words. Now just what were your search terms? lolol.

snort.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG! Ass broccoli, duh! Ha ha ha!

(Uh, Martha Stewart. Period.) WOW.

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

snerk. ass brocolli seemed wayyy too obvious. Wow is about the only word for it. Lmao.

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord, I didnt read this carefully and opened it with my 10 year old brother a foot away! Lol, I x'ed it out so fast my head spun! From now on I will read these things, lol.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Now, now, I WARNED you!!

Oh, the poor boy's EYES!! What am I saying? *MY* eyes!!

[marlo.livejournal.com]

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Marlo, I squish you to my bewbies.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Hee!
::cuddles::

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

I did warn you... Heh.
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[julissak01.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! That visual isn't going to leave me any time soon, and I don't think I'll be able to regard Martha w/o being bombarded with unpleasant thoughts... O.O

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

So, um, do you recall the South Park ep with her and "reverse" eating?

I'm not helping, am I?

[sp23.livejournal.com]

sigh So much for ever eating broccoli again.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, you just need to not eat broccoli if MARTHA is serving it up.

I'm sure regular/market broccoli is just fine.

:-D

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I just have a vision of Martha walking around a room on her hands like a sideshow freak with a bowl of ranch dressing hanging off her foot, a bunch of broccoli hanging out of her cooch, baby carrots popping from her ass, and asking if anyone would care for some crudités.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AH HA HAHA HA!!!

That is so wrong, it's right.

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm so, so sorry.

MARTHA!!! Of course, this can't touch what Matt and Trey did to her on South Park. :-D

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oh, indeed I missed you on the flist, even for three days! By the way, I had a hectic day today, cannot recall if I commented on the trip post, but it sounded absolutely fabulous! Except for your MIL. That was so out of line.

Welcome home!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

10Q!!!

beadtific? IS AWESOME. I want a pocket version to carry around all day.

Only if you don't chew on my feet....

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

like I did with my Barbie dolls...

And don't take me jogging or anything, or use me as a chew toy. Otherwise.....YAY!

::hugs you silly::

Well, er, sillier.

Have post travel want to lie in bed with novels all day syndrome, please send chocolate.

my eyes, my eyes

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

And I was going to eat leftover beef and broccoli for breakkie, but now? Mmm, not so much.

That picture....::snorfle::

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. WTF? Definitely not work safe. Now I need to go wash out my eyeballs.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*offers bleach*

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

I sent the link to a Martha-loving friend of mine. Watching her spazz over the picture will provide me with *hours* of entertainment. I love you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That is EVIL.

I approve 100%.

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

(-:

If she gets her girlfriend to beat me up, I'm blaming you I thought you would approve.

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

OMG I saw the not worksafe right after I clicked the link. It was too late, I saw a glimpse before i hit the back button.


MY EYES!! MY EYES!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH NOES!!

You have to read EVERYTHING on my post before clicking!! It's like that personality test you had to take in school where #10 says don't write any answers down. Or something.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Well, it gets pretty lonely in prison. Although I'm sure before any vegetable goes up Martha's ass, it's julienned, blanched, and drizzled with a lubricating lemon-shallot sauce.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to let it rest in its' marinAHD in your best ceramic crockery.

HI, Trish! I miss you. How are you? What's happening with school, work, life, whatnot?

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

*clings to you*

*wants to live in the magical funland of lj, away from dry, boring temp job that sucks away all of time and life*

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Never before in my life have I felt a stronger need for a 'WTF?' icon. Seriously, dude, WTFF?!?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Or my Fred Ewwwww icon?

I love how her head looks like my old Barbie after I popped her head off, then tried to jam it back on. Never did sit on the neck right again.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

OMG! She so looks like that! Poor removable head!Fred.

Ya know, I'm huge Martha fan, I should be upset, but... nah. Still grotesquely funny.

*presents her disapproving Tara icon*

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

I feel the same way about broccoli.

Not a "oh, I'm going to put this up my ass" sort of feeling, but a sort of, "So much damned fiber, it might as well go straight up my ass" sort of thing.

::awkward::

This... never happened.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES IT DID!!

And may be my most favorite response, yet.

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

I think the important thing to bear in mind is that no one has, as of yet, made a "tossing salad" remark.

Cause we got couth. We got, like, veritable assloads of couth.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

I was just popping in here to say STONEY OMG WTF WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OW MY EYES and I found this comment and all is right with the world. Heeeee.

P.S. Stoney, WHY?! ::scrubs brain::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*offers bleach*
mea culpa.

HA HA HA!! BROCCOLI.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

I don't know about America but in NZ we have a campaign for eating more vegetables called five plus a day so I hate to think what that broccoli is hiding.

And now I will stagger away and cry.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Turnips, beets, a head of Romaine, scallions.

She didn't get the prison lingo when she heard about "tossing salad."

Ba dum bum ching!

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

*shrieks!* *runs!*