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[stoney321]

*pokes LIFE*
I demand entertainment. ARGH. Waiting for a beta is HARD.

Things that are interesting to me today:

• New word: pseuicide. Ha ha ha! Now you have a name for when you see a line through someone's LJ one day, and then they come back.


• Adding an "evennnn" a la Paul Lynde makes everything funny.


• Even though I think he's a prick, I'm waiting for Kanye West's album to come OUT because it is soo goood.


• There is a baby hummingbird fluttering outside my office window, drinking from my bat-face cuphea.


• John Irving is verbose, but with a point. I want to be like that.


• There is a new bunny flick. Wheee! Dammit, Janet!

Also, I forgot to mention that while I was in NYC, with my MiL here (the one who hates me) my husband's PORN DVDS arrived. Ha ha ha! Who's the bad one? For the RECORD they were Girls Gone Wild. And were only tolerable on fast forward. With the exception of a muff-diving incident between two complete strangers. WOW. Yes, I am a mother. Why do you ask?

*sigh*

celebs_on_crack has stolen my LIFE. This is good. Some characters aren't so great, some are HILARIOUS. And I LOVE that Ewan calls Hayden "petal." Best. Nickname. Ever.

Anyone know how they make the LJ Username be whatever word they want, but have it link to someone's userinfo? I've been trying to figure that one out until I feel stoopid... GOT IT!

[ETA} Because I TOTALLY FORGOT. Which should be a clue. Saw The Island last night. Three words: NOT ENOUGH SEX. But. Ewan is so flipping FIT. He should wear tracksuits all the time. It could have been good. If... Spielberg got it? Woulda been good. And, um, no, I haven't been spending a lot of free time reading everything at island_sex. Ahem. I love heeem so much...

Comments

Hello! *waves*

[(Anonymous)]

From Bisi, back on the ev0l internet

Well sorry that you're bored and I have nothing interesting to say! But i was awfully jealous of your trip though - MOMA's one of the places i want to see before I die. Or New York even.

Oh well. Bedtime for me. It's 2am here. Bloody internet.

Re: Hello! *waves*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Eeek! Sleepies! MoMa was great, but the Met and Museum of Natural History are places you could spend DAYS.

Hi Bisi!! I skimmed your last entry about your daughter and the circus! Good to hear from you, toots!

Off to bed with you!

Re: Hello! *waves*

[(Anonymous)]

Going, going. Still jealous. Still sleepy.
God, we used to spend days at the local museum when the kids were small.

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Hee, is my LJ The Record?? I desperately need to see GGW on FF! ::gropes you inappropriately::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE!!! Over at the comm celebs_on_crack, they do this thing where it has the LJ User Icon man thingy, but the name would be... TOMCAT and point to the Tom Cruise LJ (with the name cruisology). So, it's like a link buried in the LJ name, but all the different ways I tried to do it... Failed.

And the GGW DVDS have anout ten good minutes on them, then.... Bleh. This one girl (18 - OMG. Her body!!!) was fingering herself for about ten minutes, and even SHE was bored. Poor cameraman. Ha ha ha!! The girl on girl action I referenced? One girl kept her gum in for the longest time until the other girl got SERIOUS about what she was doing down south.

THAT? Was awesome.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

CHECK IT OUT!! I learned how to do it. (Um, change your LJ user info to read whatever I SAY IT WILL BE. Not, you know, how to "do it." I've known about that since I was 17. :-D)

*breathe*

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

WTF are you talking about Stoney?!?! Check it out WHERE?? ::head hurts::

Also - there's a giraffe in your icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hee. See, I use that icon on my desktop only, so Baby Jesus doesn't blow a hole in me.

*breathe*

PS I'm leaving tomorrow morning for BC. Stop having fun without me OMG.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*breathe*

I sent you an email esplainin. OMG. Have a great trip and be safe!

[zyrya]

Holy fuck, THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN YOUR ICON!

I've just switched browsers to one which doesn't let me disable animations. Woah! I thought this icon was just fuzzy green stuff.

::facepalm::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OKAY. You are joking, right?? That's been my default for... ever!

:-D

*pets you*

[zyrya]

It was your default fuzzy green stuff icon for... ever!

Seriously, I had no idea there was a giraffe. So cyoote! Sometimes you'd mention a giraffe, but I assumed you meant the one where it's kissing its young'un. More cyoote!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEE!! That's hilarious!

Every now and then I'll get a random comment from a stranger with something along the lines of, "I wondered what the hell the green stuff in your icon was, then that head popped up and scared the shit out of me!"

Or, people want to steal it, and it makes the baby satan cry and the baby jesus pull out a Glock 9.

I... may have had too much chocolate today.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Baby hummingbird! That's just making me want to flit around and skip and shriek "Eeeeeeeeee!!" I think I have a screw loose.

I have no idea what island_sex is all about, but I'm so headed there right now!

<-- look at those knees!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's so WEEEE!! Bright green, red throat, he's b'yoo'eful!

I'm incredibly hyper right now, and it's BAD, m'kay?

As for that comm... It's about the movie, The Island. I am very, very broken inside. Or, I am far too interested in what can be done with Ewan McGregor's bait and tackle. Fics = Most? Not very good. There was one that was intriguing, by trinityvixen was good. Good start...

PLEASE DO NOT THINK LESS OF ME, OMG!! :-D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

bat-face cuphea

Okay, now that gives me alll sorts of scary mental images. But a baby Hummingbird! OMG how cuuute!

Okay, I might be a little under-stimulated myself. ::sighs:: In fact I can hardly keep my eyes open.

I love the new word, too. Hee. And the icon. ::steals you and runs off to the movies, or sumpin::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Bat-face cuphea is the KEEYOOTEST plant. Long, red tubular flowers, with two purple "flaps" at one end, and three long stamens that protrude and look like a face. Cupheas as also known as "cigar plants" and are great for attracting hummingbirds and butterflies. No scary! I promise!

I'm too hyper for the amount of inactivity happening around me. GAH!! Movies - I love the movies...

Yiya, tootsie!! *smooshes you in a bear hug*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

My favorite part? pseuicide

And I sent your beta back like, hours ago...

Hummingbird!!! Girls Gone Wild! Reminded me of the bit I read in Salon about "Boys Gone Wild." Verdict? Not as good. Seems there aren't enough "boys with low self-esteem" that will randomly blow each other just to be on camera. Feh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Silly munchikin, I was worried about your opinion, s'all. I'll post it tomorrow, but I wanted to know what YOU thought about it. :-D

I want to see Boys Gone Wild. Emo (but clean) boys blowing each other? Holy shit. That's like CHristmas in July. Or Queer as Folk - the Improv Season.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG. I learned something kewl. Wanna be all secretive and be the only two around (for um, like 12 hours until everyone else knows how) doing it?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Tell! Tell! Or, email! Email!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I DID!!!! I'm going to call you:Sueder today. Mmm'kay?

Did you see that? You see what I did there?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Off topic... I have these pink flowers by my house that are about to bloom. They come up every year & I have NO FREAKIN' IDEA what they are! If I post pictures will you tell me??? Cuz, like, you're the only master gardner I know...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Post away! I'll do my best!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
The alien flowers are here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/hellziggy/238594.html). :)

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't dream it!
That was great!
And did MIL know?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think if the package (with the frickin' return addres: Girls Gone Wild Video) had been addressed to ME? We would have heard something. But since her precious miracle child's name was on it?

She hasn't said a word. Maybe she'll tell everyone how bad our marrirage is because we needs "marital aids." Ha ha ha!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

John Irving is verbose, but with a point. I want to be like that.
Oh! Are you reading Until I Find You? I haven't read it yet, but I am dying to. I'm debating whether or not I want to buy tickets to see him. He's going to be in town on the 11th, but I have no one to go with. The information's been up on my fridge for the last month and a bit. I love John Irving.

Hey! Where are the pics?

Lastly, people on lj who commit pseuicide are psychos.

Love you! ttyl! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

love you, too! Pictures soon. I needed better lighting. The ones I took after the house was all clean (shh. It's a thing with me. Like I'm going to show my house all cluttered.) - it was too dark.

I'm waiting to hear from people about the new book. Right now I'm in World According to Garp, and tomorrow is library day. :-D

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

I went through such a phase of reading John Irving. But really I just came into your journal to poke you back, but then I read the bit about the porn and had second thoughts.

And pssst, yeah I don't get the correlation between the Jossverse love and the no humour thing either.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm totally behind on the author train. My BFF said, yeah, I went through a phase about 17 years ago with him. Hee!! Bitch. But she's a voracious reader, and did I mention her being a bitch to me? :-D

Where were you all weekend? I CHAINED MYSELF TO THE COMPUTER FOR YOU AND YOU LEFT ME. I kid. OR DO I??

humor = HARD. There's a passage in World According to Garp that I'm going to post later, as it sums up my frustration with the idea that funny =/= serious. Or challenging. Or difficulty. Because honey, more comedians bomb than they kill, because comedy is HARD. It's the lumping of comedy with fluff that REALLY gets me. Because usually? Those fics aren't funny.

Today I will refer to you as: NZs_Pulsing_Liver_With_A_Great_Rack HEEEE!! Okay, I'm the only one who finds this funny, right?

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Nope, I think it's funny. You're so cute!

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Girls Gone Wild? *snort* Do you have to have lots of alcohol to watch one of those things? Must have freaked the MIL out.