In which I make up a meme

[stoney321]

Well, I obviously should NOT be allowed to wax philosophic. Hot weather + waiting for kids to go AWAY + boredom = me talking out of my ass.

I was thinking about this on my walk this morning:
Jobs I've Never Had But I Think I Would Totally Kick Ass At

1) Advertising Slogan Maker-Upper.
2) Good Cop
3) Bad Cop (I'm very versatile)
4) Cruise Director On a Cool Ship, not one with Grandmas
5) OMG Writer on SNL!
6) Fluffer (okay, jobs that I've been PAID for)
7) Professional Party Girl
8) Professional Margarita Drinker (I would kick ASS at this)
9) Avoider
10) Numbered List Maker

Okay, so you can take this to your journal, or do it in the comments. Also, if you are not reading the comm celebs_on_crack (not to be confused with my comm, celeb_letters2u) you need to. It's the perfect break from the wank, angst, blah things going on. Someone is playing Dakota Fanning as an early Drew Barrymore, but angry, and it's hilarious.

Comments

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

I'm going to buy you a margarita, make you write out a shopping list with which you can then interogate me to see whether I remember everything and then reasure me that you're there for me and it would just be best if I talked, and then we can get so drunk that we think that we're on a ship.

But I just know that you'll avoid doing any of this. I just know it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AH HA HA A HA!!!! Oh, i LOVE you.

Make sure you buy a reflective vest for me, since I'm so wee you might lose me in a crowd. Heeee!!!

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

That photo was just taken last week, wasn't it? I'll buy an Anakin doll and then pop you up on the bar and preform a marriage ceremony. It'll be beautiful, though you may find the honeymoon a bit of a disapointment.

It's okay, I'm planning on sticking rollar skates on my knees so that we can see eye to eye and so I can get down the hills faster.

*runs around san francisco throwing cable cars at bridge and scaling buildings*