*taps screen* Hello?

[stoney321]

Yeah. So I've been... gone from here for a spell. But not really. I've been reading, but not commenting much. Busy busy busy. School starting, dr. visits, clothes shopping, and -

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm on the crack. It is so pure and readily available... If you like ANY celebrity, they are making fun of ALL of them. New hot stars and old hasbeens. THE META! THE SMUT! THE HILARITY! I... I can't take my eyes away...

And with all the angst around here lately, I've really needed some tears-down-the-face laughing. Oh, there's angst over there, too, but Whitney Houston! She calls him BOBBAY. And looks for Ajax! And a tax receipt for her drug purchases! Ha ha ha ha!!! And the smut? GOOOOOOOD. *fans self*

On to other topics: two lovely Leos are celebrating their birthdays today: karabair and ms_bear, the LJer Formerly Known As Ficbitcabear. (You do realize I have to rewrite that line in Lubed! now, right? ;-D) I ♥ you!!

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[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

The crack. Yes the crack! I stayed up searching for Gale Harold and Randy Harrison entries the other night. Could not stop!!! It's so bad it's good.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew more about Gale/Randy etc. so I could get into their threads more. The more I read, the more I learn, however.

ITS AWESOME!!!

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

How did I miss that comm before? This is killing me:

I know this little leprechaun mother fucker isn't telling me, Whitney motherfucking Houston, that I need airbrushing?

*dies*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! So much funny. And KEVIN SPACEY! I crack up everytime I read "fookin" in a post. HA HA HA!!!

*revives you*

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha! The Crack! It's a killer! *feels your woe*

So who are you, hmmmmmmmmm? Not that, like, um, I'm playing, too, ya know.... :P

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's so ADDICTIVE!! OMG! (who are you playing?? I'll even delete this if you want to stay anonymous. CROSS HEART!)

What's this "too" business??? :-D

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

Dude! I'll email you!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I started reading that journal the other day, and I had to defriend it because I became obsessed and stayed up until 3:00. It is crack. For real!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

thanks. and, from one Leo to another?

there may just be something cardlike in the mail for you.

*whistles*

don't worry, it won't get there on time; it will be like your birthday lasts 4-EVAH.

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

Thank you sweetie!

I swung by celebs on crack, and isn't it addictive? Too, too funny.