SPAM! Hooray!

[stoney321]

In discussing my closeted cousin withcrazydiamondsue via email today, I believe I've come up with my greatest sentence EVER.

"He's so far in the closet he's in fucking Narnia."

Thank you.

Alternative: "He's so deep in the closet he's sipping tea with Mr. Tumnus." A bit more esoteric, but...

And now I go back to my garden. OF DELIGHTS.

Comments

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Those are both the greatest sentences ever.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE HEE!!

*pins on ribbon*
*PARADES*
*is chased out of the street by policemen*

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

Eatin circus delight with the snow queen, bitch.

Careful, she'll turn you to stone.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

turkish

SNOW QUEEN. OMG she is a BITCH, Tiff.

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

Um... yeah. I meant TURKISH. CIRCUS? You know I"m not myself lately. And yes, she is a 'jherk' (Tom Cruise)

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

HEEEE!

Happy Coming Out Week! (really, it is. tomorrow is the actual day.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(Oh, this was a convo about how he'll NEVER come out because of his immediate family. *sigh*)

Hooray national coming out day, though!!!

*hugs you*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I almost spammed that quote, too. Heh. In other news, there's a picture of Caza and me on the cover of the RSC Newsletter (at the employee cook-out, of course, I'm standing in line for food.) #1 I look fat. #2 - I look fat in retro turquoise, olive and cream polka dots. #3 - I look like I'm picking my nose. I am not, I am scratching my check. #4 - My hair (from the back) looks fabu. Overall? Not my finest moment.

Narnia! I called Caza and whispered the quote to him (profanity and all) and he laughed like a fic Xander hyena.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! OMG, email me the pic. I'll try and take one of me with my cell phone up my nose to make you feel better. Or something.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Best sentences I've read . . .ever.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*makes gold foil star for us to wear*

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

"He's so far in the closet, he's in grave danger of becoming a garment bag."

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! He's been in the closet so long he smells like moth balls.

Okay, that one sucked.

[tropnevad.livejournal.com]

He's so far in the closet, the doorknob's in another timezone.

No? Sucky?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mr. Davenport? You just just burble and it would be lovely.

:-D

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

Best. Narnia. Reference. EVAR.

*bows*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*touches head lightly*

Heee! I obviously have toooo much time on my hands today.

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

You do indeed.

And between this and the seahorses in love, I have far too much espresso up my nose today, and it's all your fault. I would even work up some sort of mighty glare, if I wasn't still busy cackling over 2% seahorse infant mortality...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEE!!! Oh, SOMEONE picked up on that stat. Hooray!

*hands you tissue for hard nose blowing*

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

That was great, :) I tried to make up something cool and witty to say here, but I just couldnt. Lol, I cant wait until the new Narnia:L.W.W. movie comes out though! I'm a dork, obviously, :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm excited for the movie, too. *hopes they don't suck*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

You are a genius aren't you.
*smooch*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!! The icon of HILARITY.

*kisses you back*

[the-grapevine.livejournal.com]

I absolutely love it. Mind if I borrow it? There are a few people I know who this would apply to.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Make sure it gets to bed on time and NO CAFFEINE.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

You are fabulous.

Your poor cousin.

I saw the Narnia movie preview again when we went to see Serenity and it was just as thrilling as before. Can. Not. Wait.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee!

oh, I was soooo sad for him. He got MARRIED. After his dad made a comment about how gays would be kicked out of the family, etc. After chatting with her ONLINE for THREE DAYS. Married her.

I hope it's good... *wishes and wants*

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Or in New Zealand:

'He's so back in the closet he's a complete poofter, mate!'

We're a sturdy race but not a terribly smart one.

And to prove that when I first read the quote I thought it said that he was so far back he was fucking Narnia and had some worrisome thoughts about Aslan. Which would be wrong. Or so my parole officer says.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

See, the thing about fucking Aslan, is how soft his fur is at his rump.

But that tail'll mess you up. Oh, and the claws, too.

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Hi, hi! I have to sit down one of these days and do a chat with you or a proper email. I miss you. *mwah*

Heh, I just told my good friend (who happens to be gay) the other day, that EVERYONE has a gay cousin, whether you know it or not. Seriously.

Also, I've always wondered why Mr. Tumnus only wore a scarf in the cold. Must be all that goat blood or whatever.