SPAM! Hooray!
Oct. 10th, 2005 02:22 pmIn discussing my closeted cousin with
crazydiamondsue via email today, I believe I've come up with my greatest sentence EVER.
"He's so far in the closet he's in fucking Narnia."
Thank you.
Alternative: "He's so deep in the closet he's sipping tea with Mr. Tumnus." A bit more esoteric, but...
And now I go back to my garden. OF DELIGHTS.
"He's so far in the closet he's in fucking Narnia."
Thank you.
Alternative: "He's so deep in the closet he's sipping tea with Mr. Tumnus." A bit more esoteric, but...
And now I go back to my garden. OF DELIGHTS.
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Date: 2005-10-10 02:09 pm (UTC)Heee! I obviously have toooo much time on my hands today.
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Date: 2005-10-10 02:14 pm (UTC)And between this and the seahorses in love, I have far too much espresso up my nose today, and it's all your fault. I would even work up some sort of mighty glare, if I wasn't still busy cackling over 2% seahorse infant mortality...
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Date: 2005-10-10 02:25 pm (UTC)*hands you tissue for hard nose blowing*