NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoney321]

OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN AND ALL THE FISH AT SEA NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

My dad asked me to send him the Pirates of the Caribbean fic I wrote - the swashbuckling gen fic - and I ATTACHED THE HARD CORE NC-17 PRISON SEX FIC ON ACCIDENT AND EMAILED IT OH MY GOD MY DAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!!!!!

And he's on his way to CHURCH. Mormon Church. Riiiiiiiiight after he reads what his Little Girl wrote.

He's

He got

OH JESUS STRIKE ME DEAD BEFORE HE CALLS ME UP!!! I can still remember his shame the first time he heard me swear!!

To Those Whom It May Concern: I am going to die of embarassment. I leave all my personal effects to my husband, and all of my porn to the community at large. Change my friggin' name to protect the innocent, please. And for god's sake, do NOT PUT AUTHOR OF WEE!SPIKE on my tombstone!! *plays Taps*




[ETA]: Haha!! HE COULDN'T OPEN THE ATTACHMENT!!! oh my god I have used up all my good karma, haven't I?? OH HOLY EARTH AND SKY THANK YOU.

Comments

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

If you sent the email using MS Outlook, you can recall the message and have it deleted. At least, you can as long as he hasn't already checked his email.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Ack! ACKACKACK! Any chance that if you called him and asked him to delete attachment unread, that he would?

Or we could mobilize a SWAT Team! A Mormon daddy-protecting SWAT Team!

Oh, hon. I can't help but giggle, but I am sorry!

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Oh, yikes. I think that might beat my cat sending my tax forms to the IRS. *sympathy*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT. Dammit.

I used Google mail. OH MY GOD DAVE MY DAD IS NAMED DAVE TOO AND I'M A BIT HYSTERICAL.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I can't!!! I can't call him! OH GOD HE HAS PROBABLY CLICKED IT-

I'm going to call him. SHIT. (I sent it late last night - just checked to see if it went through and FREAKED OUT when I saw what I had attached OH MY GOD)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

CAT! Kitty. That's pretty funny.

CRAP. I'm going to call him and see if- SHIT.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Yep, you gotta call him. He's still going to love you. I promise.

Blame someone else. Blame me! Say I sent you a disgusting piece of tripe and you accidentally attached it.
*BIG HUGS*

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

OMG!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

omg I'm on the phone with him

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HE CAN'T GET IT TO OPEN!! FUCKING SCORE!!!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHA. Your good karma kicks in at last!

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

C'mon, you KNEW something like this was going to happen eventually! I'm sorry for laughing in the face of such tragedy, but oh my god Stoney, you are so fucked. And this is so damn funny. I must take my fun times at the expense of others where I can find it. Your father is going to stroke out. You'd better call him and let him know that the document you sent was written by someone else and that you sent it by mistake. Written by an unsavory evildoer whom you are counseling.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! PLEASE! Check out the ETA - I've never been more grateful for my dad' inability to use a computer than I am at this VERY MOMENT.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

!

!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

MEEP! Oh, sweetie...I feel your pain. My dad still imagines me a six year old with pigtails. But, I'll second the question above. Can you ask him to delete the attachment without looking at it? Make something up! Tell him the attachment has an icky, dangerous virus that will wipe out his hard drive!

*hugs you hard* Please don't die, Stoney!

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

*hugs you tight* omg. I'm crossing my fingers he hasn't read it or you can get ahold of him before he does.


Eeep!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! JOKES ON YOU, A!! I took Pat's advice and called him, nonchallantly asking if he read my story and he said he couldn't get it to open!!!!

SCORE!

(bwah ha haha! Oh, my GOD I am shaking, trembling, and bursting forth with hysterical laughter.)

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

Did you tell him it was in error and to delete? Or will he (like me) continue to try to open it until he succeeds?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT.

My hands are shaking. MY DADDY. My dad. The man who makes me feel pure and wee and safe and special and loved and the man who can hug me and make all my bad feelings go away might have read my story of a military man getting sucked off through PRISON BARS and BUTT SEX OH MY GOD.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!!!

Oh, god, yes, the FIRST THING. I waited until he said he had, too. (I'm awful - I said it might have a virus to make sure he DID delete it!)

O_O

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*almost ready to pass out*

Please... please see the ETA above... *hogod*

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

*DIES* Ohgod, that is so funny.

Call him back and tell him you think your computer has a virus, so DELETE THE BAD ATTACHMENT RIGHT AWAY. *nodnodnod*

am SO GLAD he couldn't open it!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA!! Great minds think alike!! I JUST DID that. ANd he DID.

Oh my fucking- If he had read that????? He never would have been able to look me in the eye again. Oh MY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ETA. There is one. All is well, aside from the CORONARY I almost sustained.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oooh, but the counseling angle was inspired!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES!! YES!! He has! Oh god, my dad is a "progressive Mormon" but teh butt sex??? And my dad WORSHIPS Johnnny Depp! (he did delete it, thank GOD.)

I... I almost made my daddy cry, S.

(also: hello!!) WAY TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT ON THIS CALM MORNING.