Good Morning!

[stoney321]

Somehow, I ended up with a whole bunch of new folks on this journal, which.... HELLO! you did read the user info page, right? I'm a complete spazz. Fair warning! And a little reminder that you don't have to ask to friend me, I know there are a bunch of people who just read this space without interaction, which is fine. Commenting and chatting is fine, as always! I know there are some people who do those "getting to know you" fill out thingies, but I haven't had enough coffee in my blood system to be that coherent, so I'm doing it in poll format!



[Poll #700963]


Holy sheet! That's one big poll. I'll wait a few days before checking to see how many people defriended me over that one. WHEEEEEEE!! and I don't look often so you can drop me like a bad habit and there will be no hurt feelings, yo.

*cough* In other news, I may have a new list of Gud Summries coming up - oh lord.*cough* And my lovely, lovely Kako had her baby and is well - even though VERY early, yipes! - and I saw pictures and OH! baby boys!! *so proud of my brave, brave mskakaako*

[ETA]: It's ely_jan's birthday?? *kicks semagic for not telling me* Happy birthday! She is a KICK ASS beta, a great person, and I like her bunches. I hope today is one of the better days in recent past, tootsie pop! *squish*

[ETA2:] DAMMIT!! If HP is your fandom, let me have it in comments. I TOTALLY FLAKED, THE HELL? (I was going for the joke, but the JOKE IS ON ME.)

Comments

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Ok, SO.

In answer to #3: add "anything I can get my grubby hands on."

And for concrit, I WAS BEING FUNNY HA HA. What I meant is, if someone asks for it, then they should take it (AND LIKE IT). But if they don't ask for it, don't give it to them, because they probably don't want it anyway.

I totally want the superhero power of power napping. Why don't I live in a comic book?!

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

Scuse me, WHERE was HP on that "fandom" question? *hard look*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DUDE? What the hell? Lemme see if I can add that in because WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??

I blame the cat trying to sleep on my keyboard.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, and maybe you could do a complicated hand thingie and a pillow comes out of a ball of energy and you collapse on the floor! And your snores defeat evil or something!

(Hee! And yes on the concrit answer of yours. Me, too.)

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

"old school celebs"?

Like Oscar Wilde?

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Funny poll darlin'.

Is there more fic mocking in the future? Huh huh huh?

oooh! Pick me, I can write something really baddddddddddddddddddddddddd. I know I can!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Laurence Olivier daddy!kink!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Oh, I have my faves. I mean, no offense but CREAM OF CUM? It's been forever immortalized in icon form! SNAPPING ALIGATOR PUSSY.

I'm just saying. :D (tee hee!)

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

LMAO!

*snorts*

I can totally write Bad!Fic!

*gets a bunny* I'll work on it over the weekend. Bad fic for Stoney. *nods*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

The next poll should all be one-answer questions. And they should all be leik Sparrington 4evah!!1!

*resolute*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I totally asked for a super nahni and it didn't show up! I think I accidentally clicked super brain - which I already have!! Dammit!

Hahahaha - I don't know whether to take a bow or blush that I'm so far the only one ('sides you) to know what donkey punching is.

Speaking of...and I almost emailed this to you and Andrea & Jess, and then decided too TMI and now I'm going to share it in your PUBLIC, massive journal - Caza caught me with a knee to the forehead last night. Hahahahahaha! I saw stars! To quote Warrant, "I saw red." And then I just saw ceiling 'cause what's a little rabbit punch when you're having fun?

Well, if your mocking doesn't scare off new flist potentials, your over-sharey BFF will! Woot! Also? Saturday is the one year anniversary of "whore island," "naugahyde pants" and pissing off our flists! *pops your cork*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR. Also: I want to write more, but I am stuck on ideas, dammit! My brain wants to put something on paper, but I have OTHER fics in my head influencing me.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I was thinking about our battle/break up last April Fools Day. Oh, MAN.

Smelly pirate hooker.

ALSO: have spent an HOUR this morning (I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep, dammit!) making homoerotic icons for Tom. ALSO. He is rumored to be buying NEVERLAND RANCH. Oh holy god, this shit writes itself.

(You can edit your entry for a poll by clicking on the poll # at the top, then hit "Fill Out Poll.")

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Am writing one that's about halfway through. Like one LONGER than drabble length, yay. Write a bit each night, in fact, but gahhhh! Stupid RL.

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

Bad cat! Also PREJUDICE. FANDOM PROFILING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

Bah, am totally Surly the Elf this morning and have no idea why. Wheeeeeee! I hope a bunch of assholes call me so I can PWN them.

Also yay new friends!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

you are? Secret keeper! Oh, cannot WAIT. Ahhhhh!! ♥ ♥ ♥!!

Also: beats the living snot out of RL for you to have two straight days of NOTHING.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHhahahahahaha!!! Surly the Elf. Oh, man, mean you is my FAVORITE. I mean, from where I'm sitting of course.

ARE YOU A SECRET HARMONIAN??? *others you* Do I need to Donkey Punch you?

I am in a gooooofy mood for I have been making horribly inappropriate homoerotic icons for Tom.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which,

*waves bye-bye*

See you later this afternoon. :*

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

I need something to rant about. I am in a ranty sort of mood.

WHAT. NO. Am totally Good Ship R/Hr (and R/H *cough*) ALL THA WAY. Though you can donkey punch me any time you WANT. Rowr.

Am so glad you're playing up that angle with Tom. BWAHA.

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

*elbows in*

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! I am not gay. And I will fucking sue your ass and then quietly settle out of court if you call me gay. Because I am NOT.

..also donkey punching is better when it's a guy under me and I AM NOT GAY.

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm one of those new people who just friended you out of absolutely nowhere!!!!!

Ok actually it was your Jossverse fandom post that brought me here via a rec. And I DID actually read your userinfo. Course now I forget what it said.

Anyway, I just really liked your sense of humour.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha! Welcome aboard! And seriously, if I get too wacky or obnoxious and you feel the need to cut me, I prefer the thigh. I MEAN...

No hard feelings. :D

*tap dances for your amusement*

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

Sir yes sir. I am totally, totally convinced of your 100% straightness. Because Katie Holmes in no way resembles a young boy.

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

I will not admit to calling her "Joey" when I impregnated her with my essence

She is a woman. Tall to prove that I am not afraid of my 5' 10" height.

And all of the hyper-macho activities I enjoy - where I don't take my lady loves does NOT imply anything. At all.

Or the fact that the only branches of the military I portray are the AIr Force and Navy, two of the gayest branches.

[floppyhair.livejournal.com]

No no! I can completely sympathise with this, you see, there are things that you just don't bring your girlfriends or wives to. Like...golf. And awards shows. And the gym. And Christmas dinner with the family.

And so many of those "reputations" are complete fabrications. Why, when I was at uni, the nickname for my college was "Sodom," for god's sake!

So you see it's all hearsay and speculation, no real facts anywhere, just insinuation. Terrible, what we go through.