Good Morning!

[stoney321]

Somehow, I ended up with a whole bunch of new folks on this journal, which.... HELLO! you did read the user info page, right? I'm a complete spazz. Fair warning! And a little reminder that you don't have to ask to friend me, I know there are a bunch of people who just read this space without interaction, which is fine. Commenting and chatting is fine, as always! I know there are some people who do those "getting to know you" fill out thingies, but I haven't had enough coffee in my blood system to be that coherent, so I'm doing it in poll format!



[Poll #700963]


Holy sheet! That's one big poll. I'll wait a few days before checking to see how many people defriended me over that one. WHEEEEEEE!! and I don't look often so you can drop me like a bad habit and there will be no hurt feelings, yo.

*cough* In other news, I may have a new list of Gud Summries coming up - oh lord.*cough* And my lovely, lovely Kako had her baby and is well - even though VERY early, yipes! - and I saw pictures and OH! baby boys!! *so proud of my brave, brave mskakaako*

[ETA]: It's ely_jan's birthday?? *kicks semagic for not telling me* Happy birthday! She is a KICK ASS beta, a great person, and I like her bunches. I hope today is one of the better days in recent past, tootsie pop! *squish*

[ETA2:] DAMMIT!! If HP is your fandom, let me have it in comments. I TOTALLY FLAKED, THE HELL? (I was going for the joke, but the JOKE IS ON ME.)

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DUDE? What the hell? Lemme see if I can add that in because WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??

I blame the cat trying to sleep on my keyboard.

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

Bad cat! Also PREJUDICE. FANDOM PROFILING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

Bah, am totally Surly the Elf this morning and have no idea why. Wheeeeeee! I hope a bunch of assholes call me so I can PWN them.

Also yay new friends!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHhahahahahaha!!! Surly the Elf. Oh, man, mean you is my FAVORITE. I mean, from where I'm sitting of course.

ARE YOU A SECRET HARMONIAN??? *others you* Do I need to Donkey Punch you?

I am in a gooooofy mood for I have been making horribly inappropriate homoerotic icons for Tom.

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

I need something to rant about. I am in a ranty sort of mood.

WHAT. NO. Am totally Good Ship R/Hr (and R/H *cough*) ALL THA WAY. Though you can donkey punch me any time you WANT. Rowr.

Am so glad you're playing up that angle with Tom. BWAHA.

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

*elbows in*

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! I am not gay. And I will fucking sue your ass and then quietly settle out of court if you call me gay. Because I am NOT.

..also donkey punching is better when it's a guy under me and I AM NOT GAY.

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

Sir yes sir. I am totally, totally convinced of your 100% straightness. Because Katie Holmes in no way resembles a young boy.

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

I will not admit to calling her "Joey" when I impregnated her with my essence

She is a woman. Tall to prove that I am not afraid of my 5' 10" height.

And all of the hyper-macho activities I enjoy - where I don't take my lady loves does NOT imply anything. At all.

Or the fact that the only branches of the military I portray are the AIr Force and Navy, two of the gayest branches.

[floppyhair.livejournal.com]

No no! I can completely sympathise with this, you see, there are things that you just don't bring your girlfriends or wives to. Like...golf. And awards shows. And the gym. And Christmas dinner with the family.

And so many of those "reputations" are complete fabrications. Why, when I was at uni, the nickname for my college was "Sodom," for god's sake!

So you see it's all hearsay and speculation, no real facts anywhere, just insinuation. Terrible, what we go through.

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who understands! And sometimes, when two men experiment, it's PRACTICE. For when they try out sodomy and blow jobs on girls.

You are a very handsome man, Mr. Grant, and I mean that in a completely heterosexual way. *mouths:* call me.


oh god am out the door for a run, want to PLAY with you, dammit! back in 40 min.

[floppyhair.livejournal.com]

*subtle wink* Thank you, Tom. I suppose I hardly need add that you are, too?

And oh god, yes, practice! How else are we supposed to learn? I remember Terence Asquith in sixth form taught me more about the correct way t - ahaha. Yes, well. *clears throat* Anyway, when's the baby due?


Wheeee, run! Have fun!

[cruisn4alawsuit.livejournal.com]

If you ever felt like having a work out buddy... (http://community.livejournal.com/a_list_celebs/54930.html?style=mine) You could come by any time. I'd totally spot you, Hugh.

And I'll get us some dinner, and you can tell me in complete detail about your school experiences. They sound FASCINATING.