Karaoke Night with Stoney!
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stoney321Okay, I want lots and lots of spam back with the lyrics to the song you are performing tonight at Club Stoney. (Sounds like a Rasta bar, so:) Eh Man! You tink you can sing? 'Ere we tink EV'RYBODY sing. Watch me now, one time.
Midnight it's raining outside (yeah) he must be soaking wet
Everyone is sleeping tight God knows I tried my best (but)
Darling you know it looks bad
Just lost the best thing that I ever had (well)
Still I don't know hwy I did him wrong
It's too late now he's gone to say
Baby! oh no! Can't leave me now
Said think about it please
Cos I love you and I need you
And I should have thought of that before I did you wrong (oh, before I did you wrong)
Heartache, heartache yeah
When I saw his face I could see how bad I'd let him down
Cheating when he was working hard I just had to mess around
I knew from the start he ain't got much money
I should have stayed content with all that good sweet honey
He's a good strong man and I love him so
So how on earth can I let him go?
Baby, oh no! Can't leave me now
Said think about it please
Cos I love you and I need you
And I should have thought of that before I did you wrong
And now it's midnight it's raining outside
And I'm soaking wet still looking for that man of mine
And I ain't found him yet
Well all of this rain can wash away my tears
But nothing can replace all those wasted years
In all of this I tell you I have learnt
Playing with fire gets you burnt
And I'm still burning
Said, Baby! Nooooo! Can't leave me now
Said think about PLEASE!
Cos I love you and I need you
And I should have thought of that before I did you wrong
You say you';; lose your pride
Well don't you know dear, don't you know
I'll lose so much more if you go now
Oh no oh no no...
Now it's time for you to hit me with your numbah one karaoke tune!
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Re: I. Love. You. So veryvery much right now.
Date: 2004-09-08 10:45 pm (UTC)ell, my name is Roxanne, a-don't ya know
I just a-cold rock a party, and I do this show
I said I met these three guys, and you know that's true
A-let me tell you and explain them all to you:
I met this dude with the name of a hat
I didn't even walk away, I didn't give him no rap
But then he got real mad, and he got a little tired
If he worked for me, you know he would be fired
His name is Kangol, and that is cute
He ain't got money, and he ain't got the loot
And every time that I see him, he's always a-beggin'
And all the other girls that he's always tryin' to leggin'
Every time that he sees me, he says a rhyme
But, see, compared to me it's weak compared to mine
A-every time I know that I am sayin' somethin' fresher
In any category I'm considered the best
And every time that I say it there ain't nothin' less
And everybody knows I will win the contest
So, then, after that came the Educated Rapper
His fingers started snappin', and my hands start to clappin'
Every time-a that I see him, everything he say
A-every time he says, he says it dumber this way:
He said-a, "Yeah, you know your mother's name is Mary,"
But all he wanna do is just-a bust a cherry
Every time that I see him, he's sayin' somethin' new
But let me explain to him what he should do:
He should be like me, a fly MC
Don't never have to bite, we're always right
I have the freshest rhymes that I do recite
And after that, and you know it's true
Well, let me tell you somethin' else about the Doctor, too:
He ain't really cute, and he ain't great
He don't even know how to operate
He came up to me with some bullshit rap
But let me tell you somethin' 'cause you know it was wack
So when he came up to me, I told him to step back
He said, "You call yourself an MC?" I said, "This is true,"
He said, "Explain to me really what MCs must do."
I said, "Listen very close 'cause I don't say this every day:
My name is Roxanne, and they call me ShantŽ."
But every time-a I say a rhyme-a just-a like-a this-a
It's something that you MCs just won't-a miss-a
And if you think it's cute-a, and you think it's all right
But, see, you said it in a language so you wouldn't have to bite
You started talkin' Pig Latin, didn't make no sense
You thought you was cute, yeah, you thought you was a prince
You're walkin' down the block, holdin' your jock
But everybody knows that you're all on my yacht
I'm just the devastatin', always rockin', always have the niggas clockin'
Everybody knows it's me, yeah, the R-O-X-A-N-N-E, yeah
Down with everybody fresh and everyone that I possess
And every time I do it right-a, everyone is sure to bite-a
Every time I do it, yeah, you know it is-a me-a
Rockin' on the beat-a that you can see
And every time I have a DJ like Ice
He ain't right, yeah, he ain't nice
Because a-everything he does is off-the-wall
Compared to my man Marley Marl
The way he gets on the tables, yes
Everyone knows that he is fresh
So, the UTFO crew, you know what you can do
Lemme tell you one for me, and then I'll tell you one for you
Every time you sayin' somethin' just-a like-a this-a
It ain't nothin' that I don't wanna miss-a
And if you're thinkin' that I'm bitin' your beat
Well, then you just better know, and a-listen to me
Because my name is Roxanne-a, and I came to say
I'm rockin' to the beat-a, and I do it every day
I'm conceited, never beated, never heard of defeated
I'm rockin' to the beat-a, and you know it is-a me-a:
The R-O-X-A-N-N-E-a...
Of course there's more... SO MUCH more...
Re: I. Love. You. So veryvery much right now.
Date: 2004-09-08 10:49 pm (UTC)Yo, and I'm out! To sing more songs!! Woot!
Re: I. Love. You. So veryvery much right now.
Date: 2004-09-08 10:57 pm (UTC)Black legwarmers
Date: 2004-09-08 11:00 pm (UTC)Re: Black legwarmers
Date: 2004-09-08 11:03 pm (UTC)...Ain't no shaa-aaa-aame...
Uh-oh. Now look what you've done!