Help an old lady, would ya?

Attention Mr. FBI man: this is all theoretical. Er, I'm doing research. *cough*

Say I have a TV show that was downloaded onto my computer. (.avi) Say that I wanted to burn it onto a DVD so I could watch it on my DVD player and TV. How would one go about that process, with the understanding that this is all hypothetical, and none of us would ever break the law?

And say someone had VSO Converter already. Is that what one (not me, certainly) would use?

I really want egg drop soup or hot and sour soup today. And then some tea. And a blanket. And a kitty to snorgle. And a show that was not downloaded from the internet and burned onto a DVD. :)

I AM SORRY TO SPAM. I have just witnessed the saddest thing ever.

Horrible storm rolling through, nickel sized hail. Cut to my Sally Dog, who is terr-i-fied of storms. Like, you can hear her teeth grinding from another room. *sad faces* She has a "baby" (a squeaky duck) that she "rescues" when a storm comes. (She grabs it and hightails it to my shower for Safety) She has two babies now, a squeaky guinea pig is the newest plush addition to her fake family.

I just witnessed my dog make a Sophie's Choice. "Which one? The duck i've bonded with for two years, or the newest child? Can I have another? Am I going to die? *cue the orchestra* She was in my shower whining. I brought her other baby to her, the guinea pig, she TUCKED THEM UNDER HER, and lay down, shivering.

Are you kidding me with the sorrow and motherly protection?!?! Oh, Sally Derg. They aren't really your children. (Also, it is still hailing, so she won't come out for snorgles or anything.) *SAD FACE TIMES A JILLION*

[ETA] NOW WITH PICTORIAL. ( cue the violins! )