My crazy day, plus two recs

HOARDERS RECAP is up, and a warning: one case is an animal hoarder. It's clear as to where his story ends and the very heartwarming story of Vivian begins, if you'd prefer scrolling past (and I don't blame you. I was in tears more than once last night, wishing I could skip the animal-centric episodes.)

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be up after lunch - we finally have the opulent party of craziness!

GLEE COMES BACK TONIGHT. Do not talk about ANY SPOILERS, no matter if you think I should already know. I HATE that I've been spoiled for some things, and just don't want any speculation, please. Having said that, if you're desperate for some fic, I have two for you, and both are NC-17 for those opposed to that (lol):

One is by anonymous in the Glee Kink Meme, a 50s-style AU Klaine. Hot like burning. I wish it wasn't in short bursts, because I could read this fleshed out more and as a long fic and be a happy person. She's planning on a sequel.

And this AU fic is pretty good, too, but I tend to like everything she writes. Bad boy Kurt, dweeby Blaine, lots of smex. She's entertaining, for sure. (Although I struggle with her Brittany. I feel that way about most people's Brittany's, though, so YMMV. Also, it's like one scene, the rest is pretty great.)

Okay, I have to get my plyo in and then whip up the RHoBH recap. (Halloween was fairly uneventful, mostly because we had our fun Saturday. But the kids had a good time with random outfits and friends. And I am staring at a pile of Almond Joys and trying to stay strong.)

#2 post, but links!

Boardwalk Empire's recap is up!

And the RHoBH Recap, too! Dude, I kept saying, "Opulence: I has it."

Here's an excerpt about someone's face lift procedure:

In the surgery, Paul is all business telling some yahoo to shut up with the whistling. Then he accidentally squirts fat on someone. Everyone comments on how the anesthesiologist looks like Mark Walhberg, so Paul calls up Markie Mark, because they’re BFF, and says this guy is claiming he’s better looking and can kick Mark Walhberg’s ass.

Markie Mark shows up and pins the anesthesiologist to the floor, punching him in the head, rapping, “Feel the vibration! Come on, come on, feel it, feel it!" The guy throws his hands up and begs off. Markie spits in his face and says, “I created Entourage, bitch!”

Paul asks for a scalpel and continues with the procedure.

Damn, just imagine if he had the funky bunch in there.

On the recent death of a dear friend.

( This is here for my recording of this moment, really. )