Things I Know
Oct. 4th, 2004 09:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney3211. I hate http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/familyc/about.htm and all that it represents.
2. When I only eat two pieces of fudge and a bowl of cereal, I get a headache after typing for five hours.
3. It feels REALLY good to excercise all by myself. Especially at dusk, and outdoors.
4. If I yawn and check my watch several times, the stalker swinger neighbors will not get the hint to leave.
5. The Bible is far more interesting when one is stoned. Otherwise, holy crap! (Don't believe me? Read Genesis 19 where Lot offers his virgin daughters to the Sodomites, or Gen. 38: 7-9. Masturbation is bad, Mm'kay? Uh, how does this help us be better humans?)
6. I make the best damn fudge on planet Earth. You'll just have to come over and find out, won't you?
2. When I only eat two pieces of fudge and a bowl of cereal, I get a headache after typing for five hours.
3. It feels REALLY good to excercise all by myself. Especially at dusk, and outdoors.
4. If I yawn and check my watch several times, the stalker swinger neighbors will not get the hint to leave.
5. The Bible is far more interesting when one is stoned. Otherwise, holy crap! (Don't believe me? Read Genesis 19 where Lot offers his virgin daughters to the Sodomites, or Gen. 38: 7-9. Masturbation is bad, Mm'kay? Uh, how does this help us be better humans?)
6. I make the best damn fudge on planet Earth. You'll just have to come over and find out, won't you?
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Date: 2004-10-04 07:59 am (UTC)Angela
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Date: 2004-10-04 08:15 am (UTC)Oh, it would be hard to match these stalker swingers. Bleh. They are gross and bordering on hillbilly. He's proud of being stupid and loud and wears too small T-shirts for his beer gut inrfested torso. And he likes to mention that a three-way is "hot."
GROSS!!!!!!!! And they live across the street... *whimpers*
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Date: 2004-10-04 08:19 am (UTC)And the more I read this journal, it reminds me of your sense of humour, are you sure it's not you? This lastest offering had me LMAO... http://www.livejournal.com/users/james_translate/17953.html?#cutid1
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:37 am (UTC)See below for fudge recipe, if you want it, that is.
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:49 am (UTC)Angela
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 09:50 am (UTC)Angela
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Date: 2004-10-04 08:12 am (UTC)Now I want fudge *is sad and deprived*
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Date: 2004-10-04 08:17 am (UTC)*feeds you delicious fudge and pinched your bum*
Uh, being sad is bad, Mm'kay?
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 08:48 am (UTC)I'm packing a black bra and a wife beater to wear to sit on your porch and taunt the swinger neighbors "She's mine - all mine! Only I will eat of her fudge and love her peaches and shake her tree." I look cute today and feel good. (You know what this has to mean - great hair day!!!!)
You're cute everyday! (I imagine)
Date: 2004-10-04 09:38 am (UTC)Girl, you better shake my tree when you come. I posted the fudge recipe in my comments, if you want it.
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:19 am (UTC)Have you tried putting a broom behind the front door? Over here they say that helps inoportune guests to leave quickly.
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Date: 2004-10-04 09:40 am (UTC)Fudge recipe is in my comments if you are interested.
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Date: 2004-10-04 10:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 09:32 am (UTC)And the motivation to exercise, alone or otherwise.
:: plans to hire you as her personal trainer ::
Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
Date: 2004-10-04 09:44 am (UTC)Turn off heat after 5 minutes and mix in 1 jar of Kraft Jet-Puffed marshamallow cream (has to be cream, not actual marshmallows), 1 tsp. vanilla, and 1 12 oz. bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Beat until mixed, and add 1 cup of pecans or walnuts. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch dish and let cool and harden. Cut and eat the whole goddamn thing. DO NOT SHARE. :-)
Re: Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
Date: 2004-10-04 09:49 am (UTC)Which translated means: I'm lazy, you do it!
Re: Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
Date: 2004-10-04 09:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 09:51 am (UTC)Irony, thy name is Vinnie
Date: 2004-10-04 09:54 am (UTC)Plane trip!
Re: Here's the fudge recipe: (Called Fantasy Fudge)
Date: 2004-10-04 10:28 am (UTC)Thanks for the recipe!!
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Date: 2004-10-04 10:29 am (UTC)family circus is evil. so is the bible when you read it literally. when i was bored and stoned in my junior year, i took my bible (because we all own at least one copy in Ye Olde Bible Belte) to psychology and highlighted all the things that disturbed me. most of leviticus is yellow now. and it amuses me. god be praised.
At one point in my life I was an Old Testament teacher. Swear to Yahweh.
Date: 2004-10-04 02:53 pm (UTC)I think the two worst stories in all of Christendom are the story of Lot and the story of Job. DOn't look at your house! 2 virgins = 3 angels! Hey! God bets! Terrific. And for chips? YOUR SOUL.