Things I Know

[stoney321]

1. I hate http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/familyc/about.htm and all that it represents.

2. When I only eat two pieces of fudge and a bowl of cereal, I get a headache after typing for five hours.

3. It feels REALLY good to excercise all by myself. Especially at dusk, and outdoors.

4. If I yawn and check my watch several times, the stalker swinger neighbors will not get the hint to leave.

5. The Bible is far more interesting when one is stoned. Otherwise, holy crap! (Don't believe me? Read Genesis 19 where Lot offers his virgin daughters to the Sodomites, or Gen. 38: 7-9. Masturbation is bad, Mm'kay? Uh, how does this help us be better humans?)

6. I make the best damn fudge on planet Earth. You'll just have to come over and find out, won't you?

Comments

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Family Circus. *shudder* Gosh, who dismembered Billy? Not me! Although some times I amuse myself by viewing it as horror, what with the dead grandparent haunting going on.

Now I want fudge *is sad and deprived*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gah!! I forgot about the dead Grandpa. Yuck. No, that isn't creepy. And don't be fooled by the sassy haircut on mom. She's a tool. Of the devil!

*feeds you delicious fudge and pinched your bum*

Uh, being sad is bad, Mm'kay?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Have posted the fudge recipe in comments, if you want it.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Why, no - why would I want to make fudge? Just because it's yummy and delicious and full of chocolately goodness - arrrrggghhhhhllll. Whoops, sorry bout that - drooled until my computer shorted out.