I am a bad, bad person.

[stoney321]

Because they are CHILDREN. Of age. So, okay. Maybe I'm not so bad. I'm writing Ron/Hermione dry humping fic set in Grimmauld Place and I LIKE IT.

Also, I just mapped out a "Silver Spoons" AU parody fic with Draco as Jason Bateman and Harry as Ricky Schroeder and Sirius as the dad. And I can't stop singing the theme song. (Dean will totally be Alphonso Ribieri.) Ooh, no no! Lucius is the dad, Draco is Ricky Schroeder, and Harry can be the conniving Jason Bateman! It will be from a Slytherin POV, obv. Ahahaha.

Where's the Love Boat fic with McGonagall in the roll of Charo? "Cuchi, cuchi ay yi yi!" *shakes her melons* Snape is obviously Isaac, the bartender. *shoots guns* Hagrid as Gopher, Hermione as Julie the cruise director, and Harry Potter, as the Beaver. Wait...

Comments

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

::starts pitching tent for the dry-hump fic line::

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Your mind...

is maniacal.

*is in awe*

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

EEEE! I <3 your brain!

*wants dry hump fic*
*waits eagerly*

[lettered.livejournal.com]

YAY RON/HERMIONE.

[zyrya]

Did you hit your head?

How many fingers, sweetie? Who's the president? what day is it?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

So... you don't want me to tell you about the Gilligan's Island parody fic with Angel as the Skipper and Spike as Gilligan?

It has a theme song and everything!

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

You are not on crack. Crack is on you.

I love you and cannot wait to read R/Hr dry humping. Yep, I'm a perv.