EITHER THE END IS NIGH, OR CHANGE IS A'COMING!

[stoney321]

WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

Comments

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Dude, we've got hail. It's like 37 degrees. In El Paso. In the bloody fraggin' desert. It's awesome. It's a portent. It's cold.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SIgn, sign, everywhere a sign...

I saw that on the news and freaked! I know it gets cold early in the panhandle, but SNOW?? And 37 in EL PASO? Dude.

I feel a twitching in my bum. Should moneky ACTUALLY fly from my cheeks, you'll be the first to know.

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Sonow? In Texas? Wow...the end is near! And hopefully it's the end of fuhrer Bush...(ps, secret service people: I am Canadian. Don't come knocking on my door)