WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP] PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP] IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]
SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]
KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.
(this is a reminder that every vote counts. There is fucking SNOW in Texas. This MEANS something.)
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Date: 2004-11-01 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 09:41 pm (UTC)I saw that on the news and freaked! I know it gets cold early in the panhandle, but SNOW?? And 37 in EL PASO? Dude.
I feel a twitching in my bum. Should moneky ACTUALLY fly from my cheeks, you'll be the first to know.
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Date: 2004-11-02 10:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 09:43 pm (UTC)Come on, WORK you bastard!! (I'm speaking to the defibrillator)
No aviatory porcine as of yet. But I've got my peepers a'popped.
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Date: 2004-11-01 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 10:01 pm (UTC)Hey! Didn't I read that you were new to LJ? If so, welcome aboard!
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Date: 2004-11-01 11:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 10:07 pm (UTC)I am so not stressing about this election because I just know in my gut that Kerry will win. When Ventura won the election to become our governor he blew away all expectations because a lot of unaccounted for & unpolled people came out as first time voters. I'm convinced that this will happen tomorrow.
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Date: 2004-11-01 10:09 pm (UTC)I'm telling you. portents!! Signs!! The moon will turn to blood! And Kerry will win!!
*Dear God, he HAS to.*
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Date: 2004-11-01 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 11:51 pm (UTC)Can't sleep. I'm actually staying up worrying about tomorrow (or I guess today's) election.
Maybe the snow is a good omen. Maybe all the red states they've will turn blue.
If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.
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Date: 2004-11-02 05:25 am (UTC)*bites nails all day, thinks bloody stumps are tasty*
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Date: 2004-11-02 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 07:37 am (UTC)I just tried to vote, but the line is around the building and it's raining. The three year old doesn't understand democracy, so we'll head back out at 10 when most have left for work.
Have a good flight, and I'll tip my "Democratinator Special" (my new made-up drink) to you!
KERRY IN '04!!
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:06 am (UTC)Hope Kerry wins, really, for all our sakes.
*hugs*
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Date: 2004-11-02 10:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 05:44 am (UTC)And I mean actual monkeys, not politicians who resemble them.
COME ON, OHIO!!
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Date: 2004-11-02 10:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 05:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 01:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 05:53 am (UTC)Good to see you back in LJ land! I plan on catching up to "Big Brother in Sangueland" this morning...
COME ON, OHIO!!!