EITHER THE END IS NIGH, OR CHANGE IS A'COMING!

[stoney321]

WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

Comments

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

I am a Texan too. GWB is at SMU tonight, supposedly. Sigh...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Guh. How happy am I right now to have moved away from Lakewood? We used to hear Cheney's plane fly over head when he and the missus would come to shop on the weekend. LOVE that my tax dollars funded those trips.

Hey! Didn't I read that you were new to LJ? If so, welcome aboard!

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Hey! Thanks for the welcome! I used to live in Lakewood too. Goodwin and Worcola. Cheney is reptilian. I am cautiously optimistic through sheer force of will. Help is on the way, I work into every conversation.