EITHER THE END IS NIGH, OR CHANGE IS A'COMING!

[stoney321]

WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

Comments

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

We need to evacuate the lower half of the country to Mexico. Beginning of a new ice age. Wait, wasn't that that movie with that guy who looks like Spiderman?

Can't sleep. I'm actually staying up worrying about tomorrow (or I guess today's) election.

Maybe the snow is a good omen. Maybe all the red states they've will turn blue.

If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

But it's the TOP LEFT of the state!!! That's why i see it as a sign. I couldn't sleep last night, either...

*bites nails all day, thinks bloody stumps are tasty*