EITHER THE END IS NIGH, OR CHANGE IS A'COMING!

[stoney321]

WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that PERFECT? Found it on xyellowrosette's journal.

I just tried to vote, but the line is around the building and it's raining. The three year old doesn't understand democracy, so we'll head back out at 10 when most have left for work.

Have a good flight, and I'll tip my "Democratinator Special" (my new made-up drink) to you!

KERRY IN '04!!