EITHER THE END IS NIGH, OR CHANGE IS A'COMING!

[stoney321]

WARNING [STOP] HELL IS APPARENTLY FREEZING OVER [STOP] SNOW AND ICE HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE PANHANDLE OF TEXAS [STOP] IN NOVEMBER [STOP]  PREDICTION IS: KERRY WILL WIN [STOP]  IF NOT BUY BOTTLED WATER AND LEARN TO SPEAK KOREAN [FULL STOP]

 

SHOULD FLYING PIGS BE NOTICED IN YOUR REGION ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES [STOP] ALSO IF MONKEY ARE SEEN FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT PLEASE CONTACT MY LOVED ONES [STOP] AND GET ME AN ASPIRIN [FULL STOP]

 

KERRY IN 2004. PLEASE.

(this is a reminder that every vote counts.  There is fucking SNOW in Texas.  This MEANS something.)

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Snow? yes. 'Tis true. Pigs and winged monkeys? Not proven, but I've got my eyes opened...

Good to see you back in LJ land! I plan on catching up to "Big Brother in Sangueland" this morning...

COME ON, OHIO!!!