Getcha hands on someone, it's HUMP DAY!

[stoney321]

Don't act like you're too mature to laugh at a hump day joke. I just witness (audibly) baby Jonah's first poopy diaper. (Crazydiamondsue's baby boy.) You know what the best thing about that is? I'm here with three potty trained children. :D

• Speaking of three (segues are for kids. And PacWest dweebs) I just posted Chapter Three of And It Came To Pass, the LDS missionary fic.


• Master Bootsie "McLovin" Collins of the Funkadelic is the noisiest damn cat. He would NOT shut up all last night, just chattering away to anyone. (I think he's looking around for Mr. S, who is traveling. Aww. Our old cat Scrappy used to call out for him when he was gone, too. I <3 Kitties.)


• I will neither confirm nor deny that a close relative of mine wished that her husband would STAY MENTALLY ILL so she could leave him without guilt, because if he "got all better and became who I wanted him to be and married someone else, that would suck." Uh...


• My family, ladies and gentlemen. (And it's not my awesome sister, Beth, for the record.)


• I do not want any judgment (I buried this one) but if there is Edward/Bella wedding night fic, I want it. I cannot BELIEVE that Smeyers faded to black on that one when she's going full out graphic in the violence department. (But that's par for the course for Utah. No boobies, but blow shit up, whoo!) And the moment that leads up to me thinking she was Going To Go There was... actually decent. She can turn a phrase, after all. Huh. The rest is utter shite, however.


• For ATLANTA area peeps who love Nick Brendon, the ATLANTA FILM FESTIVAL is showing Blood on the Highwaytonight at 10 PM (ticket info on their page)


• it's a small festival, so I can't vouch for the quality of the theater/sound, etc., but if you can watch The Aristocrats and laugh, this is the movie for you. (NB shows up towards the end.) And don't forget: Italians love my sleaze. :D

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

# For ATLANTA area peeps who love Nick Brendon, the ATLANTA FILM FESTIVAL is showing Blood on the Highwaytonight at 10 PM (ticket info on their page)

Dammit! Why isn't it coming HERE?!?
::is dying to see it::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Say, there's a big convention/film festival HERE on October 3-4 for horror movies that we're in. The convention portion has all the original cast members of Friday the 13th and some actors from the Halloween Franchise (no Corey Feldman, woe), and Tom Towles and us!

...feel like making a weekend out of it? ;D

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Chris and I are dying to see your movie. I hope it comes to Denver. We shall see.

*smooches*

*runs off to read naughty boys sinning Mormon fic*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for it to hit all the fall festivals, too! I hope it comes near you (or gets picked up and DEF. comes near you!!)

SMOOCH.

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

I am proud to admit that I am not mature and got a giggle out of your HUmp Day joke.

Also I'm jealous proud that Italians love your sleaze.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think it was more about the leopard-print push up bra than me, honestly. *G*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Bootsie missing Mr. S., d'awwwwwwww!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!!! He's looking EVERYWHERE, too. D'aww. *loves on him*

(The Mr. gets home tonight, thank goodness!!)

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

I see your Hump Day, and raise you this.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAVE JUST COMMENTED. HAVE BRAYED RICE ALL OVER MY DESK. OH MY GOD.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

While our cat Oberon sucks up to everybody, he is mostly Ron's cat and when Ron's away on a business trip he paces around the family room unable to settle. He's quite disconsolate. These poor kitties, who can't understand why their favorite people are not there to fuss over them!

There was actually a wedding night? After a hundred years of virginity for Edward? That must have been quite... something. :-)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Bootsie def. prefers the Mr., which is very sweet, as Hope prefers me and Darthanne belongs to The Boy. (Sally is a love whore and we are all her puppies.)

WELL, THAT'S JUST IT. There's ISN'T a wedding night. It's a total fade to the fireplace and then picks up the next day, with her horribly bruised and partially broken. <-- FILL IN THE BLANKS, SMEYERS!

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't Wednesday Hump Day? WHAT DAY IS IT?! *frantic*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ANGIE I AM AN IDIOT.

Thank you for making me realize that today is actually THURSDAY, which is even better than HUMP DAY!!

[lwbush.livejournal.com]

Waah! I live in the area and I want to go, but I have to work tomorrow and the damn thing doesn't start until 10:30! On a good night I might be up until midnight, but stumbling to bed by 12:01. Why can't it be FRIDAY night?

*whimpers*

Maybe it's worth the total mess I'll be tomorrow...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gah, I know! I'm so sorry that it's late... Because of the language, most festivals are showing us late (it almost was the midnight screening!)

Well, I think it's worth it, but I have a sick sense of humor. (Really, remember: vulgar. Funny, but vulgar!)

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

D'awwww Bootsie! I don't blame him for being sad that Mr. S isn't around. Mr. S is the best ever! (Tied with Mr. Maren, of course.)

I will neither confirm nor deny that a close relative of mine wished that her husband would STAY MENTALLY ILL so she could leave him without guilt, because if he "got all better and became who I wanted him to be and married someone else, that would suck." Uh...

Wow. Just. . . wow. Stoney, you got some crazies up in that family tree.

my awesome sister, Beth

I CONCUR WITH THIS.

I cannot WAIT to catch up on the Mormon fic this weekend. \O/

To sum up, ILU.

To sum up, I love you lots.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You officially WIN MY HEART because you are the only one that picked up on the crazy.

Also: I LOVE YOU. Quit being busy and be lazy with me, would ya? <3 <3 <3

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking either the third or fourth weekend in October for a trip out there. Do either of those work for you? Or maybe the third or fourth weekend in September if October isn't good for you. But I WILL be out there before the end of October, damnit!

After a big project is finished mid next week things will be much, much calmer for me. THANK GOD. So that means I'll be harassing your ass with phone calls/emails. Fair warning.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm in NYC with Dovil the third weekend of September, so anything other than that is golden for me, baybee!! I'll be so glad when your life settles down some!