I have a +6 bag of stupid

[stoney321]

I don't know what freaking day it is. I have a week and change until Zombie!Jesus day? Alrighty, more time to plan, then.

I blame D & D for infecting me with demons. Anyone have a vorpal sword to smite them with? (Ahahaha, thanks for the awesome "D&D will cause suicide" links, sdwolfpup!)

In return, I leave you with a Jack Chick Tract that clearly illustrates the dangers of role play games with WITCHCRAFT and SATANISM. *tongue firmly in cheek* Won't someone think of the children? 20 sided-di = SUICIDE, I mean, it's all there for those willing (and brave enough) to SEE IT.

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[denelian.livejournal.com]

so, D&D was often SILLY for me, as about the half the games i played before i was 15 were in family games.
my mom ran an ultimate Monty Hall sort of game.... so i ended up with +5 Vorpal Rocket Breasts of Returning when i was 14 (she was protesting having to buy me all new bras AGAIN).
she was trying very hard to be Christian at the time (1990, give or take) and she was given the Chick Track, because we all played D&D.
her first question was "why didn't that girl just roll up a new character?"
her second was "why don't you kids learn how to do this? you could mind control your father to pay more child support"

if i COULD have learned that spell, i would have had a MUCH cooler prom dress...