Drunk post, but no, listen

[stoney321]

Guys, I am in my house talking to my dog. I just typed "fod" instead of the word intended and Kita should be laughing now. There is a part of me that is saying STOP TYPING DEAR LORD, but what needs to be said, needs to be said. I may regret this in the am. What is the deal with the rational part of my brain still working? MOAR BOOZE.

1. I am seriously lonely, and it's not just for my kids, although that takes up 75% of it. My son texted me about watching a spider building a web from start to finish, and I fell in love with my first born all over again. Seriously, my son is totally awesome.
2. I need a man. I'm just saying.
3. I'm watching (finally) Friday Night Lights 3rd season, and it's such a god damned good show, if you're not watching I"m judging you a little. Also, half of my agency is cast in that show, and I would like to work on it, thanks. :D
4. There are people who aren't posting much anymore and it makes me sad. swmbo, I don't care if it's just the thought of the day and how you fell, I want to hear about it, lol. LJ feels like a ghost town, and I have to remember that it's June, and it's always like this.
5. My dog is seriously awesome, and she likes me, which makes her even more awesome. This makes sense to me. Also, she's looking at me like she gets it - that's all I need in life, you guys, lol.
6. I am feeling seriously optimistic about the future, and I can't say when I've EVER felt that. I'm a doom and gloom inside gal, even though I hide it well.
7. I freaking love Italian reds, even though it's gauche to like that shit in the summer. I FAIL, but my mouth is happy.
8. dovil wins for the fantastic gifts from NEW ZEALAND that she sends. I mean, let's face it, it's 3rd world stuff, but it's the thought that counts. Lol. She might be one of my favorite people of all time, I'm just saying. Also, she doesn't judge my drinking. Speaking of, I picked up some NZ wine on her request, and if it sucks, I'm personally blaming her. Because all of that island should be held responsible. hahaha.

In two hours I will watch (and mock) some Jersey broads for their accents and lifestyles, even though I am rooting for them. I'm an enigma, deal. HEE. Okay, refilling my glass. NO, STONEY, NO! Eff, you, it's tasty! :D (My beloved Cantina Zagganini, for those curious. Cheap[ish] and delish. YES, PLEASE.)

Guys, my mother wore HER wedding dress to MY WEDDING. I was broken long before I came online, don't judge me. Hahahahaha.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

And how is Sally this evening?

We are off for dinner with the inlaws, so I envy your peace, your quiet, and your wine. Not to mention your dog and whatever fabulous thing you've done with your hair.

You should be on FNL so that Eddie can squeal like a first grader. "I know her! Eeee!"

dovil truly is the gift that keeps on giving. And I haven't never want to find the penicillin shot that will knock her loose.

I miss posting. I miss you and Vin and Jess and Dovil and Lynne and Brandi and other people who have good hair and younger boobs than I do. My life is boring and busy and sublime.

I meeeees you like the deserts miss the rain...

[dovil.livejournal.com]

For that I just internet licked the side of your face, haHA!

If it turns green you should probably see a doctor.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I AM LAUGHING. But WITH you. Not AT you. *G*

[lynnenne]

I am laughing AT her! But that could just be the booze talking.

I NEED MORE SANGRIA.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude if you were ever on FNL the world would explode from the awesome.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

We're going out for beer this evening, or I'd join you in a drink right now.

FNL rocks! Great cast, great writing, great chemistry and story lines that ring true. What more could a viewer want? Friends don't watch because they don't like football. What? It's about friendship and love and loyalty, dummies, not just football.

Sounds like you and Sally have a fun evening in store. Enjoy the wine and Jersey broads!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I am having a cocktail myself. I am alone in the house, and unlike you, quite happy about that. I normally like having people around, I mean, I've never lived alone and have no intention to ever take that up--but a few days of blissful freedom is very much in order. SHEESH.

My and my dog are also kicking it. She's chewing a pair of my underwear and I'm downloading a Karl Urban indy flick I plan to watch once I am suitably fortified with bourbon.

I really wish there was some quality vampire media out there for me to saturate my brain with. Preferably with Chris Pine as the badass vampire? Idek, that dude talks about "the craft" and shit but manages to not be a douche. Maybe you can marry him next and I can buy the house across the street.

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

Okay, clearly you are not drunk enough...because this post was totally coherent!

[gabzilla.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I drunk post and it sounds like a confused time traveler using future present past tense.. or will have be. ;)

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

Something's in the air tonight, I think. My kidlet's spending the night with a friend (on a Tuesday! God love summer vacation) and my brother's at work, so it's just me, my cat and LJ. The kitty only wants to talk about the state of his food bowl (we were out of cat food yesterday, so I gave him tuna so he wouldn't starve--now he's looking at the cat food like it's beneath him). So it is rather lonely here as well, alas. :-/

I have never seen "FNL," despite many positive reviews...is it on DVD? I live three blocks away from a Blockbuster and apparently have nothing better to do than explain to tipsy!Stoney why my cat hates me. ;-)

For what it's worth, I thought you made perfect sense. :-)

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I saw Reese Witherspoon being interviewed and think that you and her should become friends - look into that for your next movie role and make sure she's in the cast!

If you drink the italian red and THEN drink the NZ stuff it will taste excellent - this is because at this stage you'll be unable to taste anything. Your gifts from the First World are even more awesome because I get to sell them and make enough money to buy the South Island.

You need to start up a book club and by book club I mean a booze club.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I think you're awesome too, but you already knew that! :D

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I had a lack of sad icons for when commenting on someone's pets death or house fire or hand cancer and it always seemed inappropriate to post *internet hugs* while Jon Stewart beamed away like an insensitive jerk, or kittens drowned in cat litter, so I use my sad icon now especially for you.

For you!

[juno.livejournal.com]

Sadly, there is no alcohol in my life at present but there is Nyquil. And not even that for another 5 hours or so.

I really hate having a summer cold.

Not sure if part of the fun is in the testing but here's something you might like:

http://www.examiner.com/x-6904-DC-Budget-Wine-Examiner

Not that I'm saying you're cheap or anything.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

If you do get to be on FNL it will be official - you are the coolest person in the universe!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I'm drinking wine and eating too much chocolate and missing my dad. If you were close by (you're only two states away, right? ;), I'd drag you over here so we could be maudlin together (and play Katamari Damacy until we laughed so hard we peed on ourselves.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Aww, babe, you've not been far from my thoughts. I think we both need a good cry and some hugs. Consider this my internet hug to you, okay? <3 <3

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

And yes, you should be on FNL. We always see Eric and Buddy and the coaches. Tami needs a girlfriend. You could be that girlfriend.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

My son texted me about watching a spider building a web from start to finish, and I fell in love with my first born all over again. Seriously, my son is totally awesome.
totally totally awesome

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

I love your drunk!icon.

I thought I had mother issues, but the wedding dress to her daughter's wedding is out of my league.

[cashewdani.livejournal.com]

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS SEASON 3!!!!! You're going to love it!

[risingtofall.livejournal.com]

Guys, my mother wore HER wedding dress to MY WEDDING.

OMG. And we thought my friends step mother was bad for wearing white to my friends wedding.

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Sangria, I say... SANGRIA! Soon Midsummer Eve, and I get to drink it all up!

[quixotic-otaku.livejournal.com]

That's so funny about your mom's wedding dress rivalry