Ahahahaha, awesome.
Dec. 1st, 2009 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321
In case y'all need to take me off any reading lists/RSS feeds, whatever, you should know that apparently I'm a "racist cracker." Oh, sweet sweet ironic statement of awesome!Twilighter, of course. (reasoning: because I don't mock the black vampire in Twilight, I'm a racist. I also didn't mock any Javanese vampires, Eskimo vampires, or CHAV vamps, but that's because I secretly AM a CHAV vamp, innit though?)
Dear Internet: you are full of sparkle wonder and people who spend a lot of time on things they shouldn't. (Ahahaha, irony, wot?)
I love you, Stoney.
(I'm waiting to be told that my icon is racist. Or homophobic. Or makes them look fat. Take your pic. *G*)
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Date: 2009-12-01 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-01 11:00 pm (UTC)Twilight bashing is SRS BZNS, you guys, won't someone think of the Asians? There was a DISTINCT LACK OF MOCKING ASIANS in that post, GOD I am such a racist cracker!!
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Date: 2009-12-01 11:06 pm (UTC)THIS IS NOT BRAND NEW INFORMATION. You've been oppressing me for YEARS now.
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Date: 2009-12-01 11:10 pm (UTC)Double the racism from me to even you out, greedy guts.
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 12:02 am (UTC)Also check out that pouty big nosed death mask on that guy, PHWAR!
Also, it's worth noting something that isn't, I use the word heck outing me out as a Mormon, something else irrelavent where I try and destroy your arguement and don't, but then call you a bigoted cracker.
In conclusion: your taste in music sucks.
/I get the boring emo crazies, you always get the fun ones!
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:48 am (UTC)...Adam Lambert and Judaism. Adam represents anti-Semitism, GO! (I figure that Muslim/Islam would bring about death threats. IS THAT IN ITSELF RACIST? I can't tell anymore!!)
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:19 am (UTC)Here's a weird name for your collection. A friend of mine had a kid in her class called /she-THEED/. It was spelled S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D.
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:49 am (UTC)I went to school with a "Shuh-theed" almost 20 years ago! Spelled the same way! IT HAS TO BE HER DAUGHTER/SON.
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:26 am (UTC)Also, I'm in awe that the post you linked to has 622 comments (or something like that, I believe). Your inbox must have been jammed up.
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 12:30 am (UTC)Whoo hoo!
And....are they saying that...your ex-Mormonism isn't the right kind or something? OR that you are a stupid ex-Mormon who never really understood your own faith?
*is confuzzled*
*and amused*
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 12:34 am (UTC)IMAGINE CATHERINE TATE'S LAUREN AS BELLA
TELL ME IT DOESN'T IMPROVE YOUR
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Date: 2009-12-02 12:52 am (UTC)IT IS TOO PERFECT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!
Da Ali G is all "Naw, I'm perfect, wot? Look at me shimmer! That is well fit." And Lauren would go, "I ain't bovvered."
AND THEN VICKY COMES IN AND IS ALL "Yar but, no, but, yar, but, no, but, 'im's WELL FIT!"
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 01:22 am (UTC)Hahahahaha. Okay, dude. Lol. <-- hee.
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 01:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:39 am (UTC)which is dead sexy, let me assure you
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 01:49 am (UTC)You always seem to get the very speshul, speshul trolls. ^_^;
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:54 am (UTC)why am I defending myself to that dimwit? LOL.
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Date: 2009-12-02 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 02:42 am (UTC)Oh man, his comment is so fully of smug douchebaggery wrongness, I want to roll it in sugar and eat it!
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Date: 2009-12-02 03:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 01:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 03:38 am (UTC)He must have misread the part where you never claimed to be the leading Mormon authority, merely the leading Mormon Vampire authority. Respect your authority! I need sleep. You kick ass.
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 07:11 am (UTC)As for you "ignoring" Anne Rice, et al., and their contributions to vampire lore, since SMeyers ignored them too, having admitted to never having read Dracula or watching/reading any horror movies/novels because they are "creepy", I think it is safe for you to ignore them too in your Twimock.
And since a writer, and I use that word loosely for SMeyers, can only write what she knows, of course the whole series is about a Mormon girl from Arizona who wants her prophet. Duh. :D
Thanks for the original Twimockery, and for sharing the "sweet sweet ironic statement of awesome!". ^_^
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Date: 2009-12-02 08:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 01:27 pm (UTC)In the meantime, here's a Lauren/Vicky fic (not slash) that I wrote a while back to tide your chav needs over.
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Date: 2009-12-02 09:25 am (UTC)...would LOL again, though.
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:39 pm (UTC)You go back to your Canadian Province and eat a big bowl full of intolerance!
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Or something.
-- c.
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Date: 2009-12-02 01:43 pm (UTC)AND THAT WILL BE WHITE MILK, NOT CHOCOLATE, because I'm just that hateful. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Date: 2009-12-02 03:56 pm (UTC)Why do people decide they need to TELL some nerd on the internet HERE IS WHY YOU ARE WRONG AND BAD AND THEREFORE I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU rather than just closing the window and going to lolcats or whatever?
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Date: 2009-12-02 04:21 pm (UTC)"Hi person I don't know. I feel SO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED in telling you why you are wrong with this this and this point."
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Date: 2009-12-02 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-07 04:05 am (UTC)*blink*
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Date: 2009-12-07 01:28 pm (UTC)THE WORLD IS GLORIOUS IN ITS WANKERY.