I am completely surrounded by a lack of margaritas.

[stoney321]

One, I failed to mention that last Saturday was TEQUILA DAY. Hence me not having any delicious nectar near me at the point. This is more profound because I had a lovely lunch with my neighbor at Uncle Julio's, my favorite place for a Milagro silver margarita and a taco al carbon. (One fajita.) I NEED MORE. One is just an appetizer, come on!

Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa. THANK GOODNESS. *pats liver* Oh, liver, you're doing a bang up job. Keep it up!

Three, I want to go on an epic road trip out west with dovil next spring and drive off the Grand Canyon like Thelma and Louise have sex with Brad Pitt, wait, I messed up, let me try again. Wouldn't it be fun to go on an awesome road trip with someone you really enjoy traveling with who also likes to hike around and drink booze? I THINK SO, TOO. How about it, Universe?

Four, I talked with crazydiamondsue yesterday and she brought something to my attention about myself that I am STILL BLOWN AWAY BY. We were talking about my book (I'm such a bore, I know) and she mentioned that I've dropped most of my Utah/Mormon stuff with one exception: I'm still a busy bee from the Beehive State with all of my constant state of doing doing doing. OH MY GOD. She's exactly right. Clearly the only solution to really letting it all go is to become slovenly and lazy.

Which just brings us right back to my #1 in the list, doesn't it? THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE. Did I mention that a high ball's opening is also a circle? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Hey-o, just remembered that I'm also going out for drinks tonight with lynnenne, who is in town on business. THANK YOU, UNIVERSE. Now about that road trip...

Comments

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LIKE SOME FROZEN DAIQUIRIS PLZ

ooh, and maybe some fried green plantains. nom nom nom.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LET'S SKIP THE REST OF THE DAY AND GET SCHNOCKERED.

OMG, a honeydew aqua fresca with loads of silver tequila or white rum would be a party in my mouth right now.

Sweet potato chips and smoked chipotle salsa por favor!!

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

Dude, I totally took the day off of work today because of last night's epic migraine. And now I am pissed that I didn't plan ahead yesterday night and get drunk. Grr.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM SORRY FOR THE MIGRAINE. Those blow chunks. (I've still not seen the movie, so I am apparently the last human on earth. Tomorrow, though!)

I feel like that movie requires massive drinking and philosophical discussion afterward, am I wrong on this? Or am I just always looking for an excuse for delicious booze?

[mumsisdaughter]

You want sex with Brad Pitt? Get in the queue, lady! :D

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I WILL RELUCTANTLY VOLUNTEER TO "DISTRACT" HIS WIFE. unf.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

You are just a dirty drunk, I'm afraid.

WHERE IS THE POOL. IS IT READY? ARE THERE FLOATIES? I WANT FLOATIES.

[arcana-j.livejournal.com]

God, I am completely in LOVE with that icon and want run away with it to a desert island. If the Old Spice Guy were an Icon, he would be THAT icon.

[stephanierb.livejournal.com]

Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa.

I had a similar experience once except I was missing a contact lens. For some reason, I didn't notice that it didn't actually go in my eye. I found it later at home, all dried out, on the edge of my bathroom sink.*facepalm*

Epic road trips are made of win, especially now that you can provide live updates as you go.

[mumsisdaughter]

THANK YOU :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

"You are just a dirty drunk" LIFE GOAL MET, HUZZAH!

AUGH, they've not even backho'd the ground yet, I WANT FASTER POOLINGS. And hell to the yes there will be floaties. Floaties with CUP HOLDERS. See: life goal.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE NAPS. I just never take them, what the hell did the Mormons DO TO ME?!?!?!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You have to go to Hyperbole and a Half.com. She's HILARIOUS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOL, is there anything more pathetic than a shriveled, unused contact?

And hahaha, we'll totally have to spam everyone with updates. "Still on a road." HEE.

[arcana-j.livejournal.com]

*looks as Stoney directs*

Holy crap! How did I know know about this before? I, whom am all about the webcomics?

Thank you!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Did I mention that a high ball's opening is also a circle? We are both blessed with sudden epiphanies! We're that dude the Indigo Girls sang about with a poster of Rasputin and a beard down to his knee.

I have half a bottle of Milagro in my China cabinet left over from pre-pregnancy *cough* 2007 *cough* and a mostly full Route 44 Sonic Limeade sitting in front of me. I'm also listening to my Mad Men mix and Gene Pitney is singing about A Town Without Pity. I think you see where I'm going with this.

I just busy-bee'd B and J to Hobby Lobby, Dollar Tree and Target for b-day party supplies. With B in the baby sling and in mid-afternoon central Oklahoma heat. Keeping half my liver healthy for your transplant is not easy.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

My blood work came back saying that my liver is in tip top condition - I consider that a challenge.

I vote we drive into the side of the Grand Canyon, or better yet through a sign advertising the Grand Canyon. While being pursued by a clown car. It's that subtle twist on a classic.

Wouldn't it be fun to go on an awesome road trip with someone you really enjoy traveling with who also likes to hike around and drink booze? I THINK SO, TOO.

I THINK SO THREE! Eeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm so excitied I'm going to make high pitched screaming noises the entire time you're driving. YAY!

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON IS MADE OF WIN.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

My blood work came back saying that my liver is in tip top condition - I consider that a challenge.

I don't know you, but you're my idol.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

DID YOU GO SEE INCEPTION OR WHAT? DO NOT MAKE ME COME YANK A KNOT IN YOUR TAIL!

[tabaqui]

*snorfle*

When i had contacts, i did the left/right switch a couple times, too. Crazy-making!

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

I am confused because I thought EVEERY day was tequila day? Except the days that are wine day? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AUGH A FRIEND CAME INTO TOWN AND THERE WAS BOOZE. I am seeing it tomorrow, I KNOW I HAVE TO SO I CAN READ YOUR POSTS. <-- you know that's driving me crazy. Lol

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I have thrown the gauntlet, madam! Except for not really because you are 73% liver, where as I am only 48.

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLAN. Including the clown sex. Wait, did you say clown sex?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, you are a tough woman to handle Hobby Lobby with babies, I'd worry that everything would get broken.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE, TELL NO ONE.

OMG, I have had waaaay too much tequila today. (Hahahaha, that's not possible, that's just to throw people off the scent of my being a dirty drunk.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Life looked very strange for a bit... Lol.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

73?! Maybe for amateur hour. I'm a liver with a pair of googly eyes and a wig glued on. Bring it on!

Clown Sex would be some of the scariest and funniest sex ever. Scary because, hello, Clown, funny because of the genital balloon animals that would inevitably happen.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Instead of walking on water I'm more likely to walk into walls.

[nijireiki.livejournal.com]

I see what you did there.