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stoney321One, I failed to mention that last Saturday was TEQUILA DAY. Hence me not having any delicious nectar near me at the point. This is more profound because I had a lovely lunch with my neighbor at Uncle Julio's, my favorite place for a Milagro silver margarita and a taco al carbon. (One fajita.) I NEED MORE. One is just an appetizer, come on!
Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa. THANK GOODNESS. *pats liver* Oh, liver, you're doing a bang up job. Keep it up!
Three, I want to go on an epic road trip out west with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dovil next spring and drive off the Grand Canyon like Thelma and Louise have sex with Brad Pitt, wait, I messed up, let me try again. Wouldn't it be fun to go on an awesome road trip with someone you really enjoy traveling with who also likes to hike around and drink booze? I THINK SO, TOO. How about it, Universe?
Four, I talked withcrazydiamondsue yesterday and she brought something to my attention about myself that I am STILL BLOWN AWAY BY. We were talking about my book (I'm such a bore, I know) and she mentioned that I've dropped most of my Utah/Mormon stuff with one exception: I'm still a busy bee from the Beehive State with all of my constant state of doing doing doing. OH MY GOD. She's exactly right. Clearly the only solution to really letting it all go is to become slovenly and lazy.
Which just brings us right back to my #1 in the list, doesn't it? THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE. Did I mention that a high ball's opening is also a circle? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Hey-o, just remembered that I'm also going out for drinks tonight withlynnenne, who is in town on business. THANK YOU, UNIVERSE. Now about that road trip...
Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa. THANK GOODNESS. *pats liver* Oh, liver, you're doing a bang up job. Keep it up!
Three, I want to go on an epic road trip out west with
dovil next spring and Four, I talked with
crazydiamondsue yesterday and she brought something to my attention about myself that I am STILL BLOWN AWAY BY. We were talking about my book (I'm such a bore, I know) and she mentioned that I've dropped most of my Utah/Mormon stuff with one exception: I'm still a busy bee from the Beehive State with all of my constant state of doing doing doing. OH MY GOD. She's exactly right. Clearly the only solution to really letting it all go is to become slovenly and lazy.Which just brings us right back to my #1 in the list, doesn't it? THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE. Did I mention that a high ball's opening is also a circle? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Hey-o, just remembered that I'm also going out for drinks tonight with
lynnenne, who is in town on business. THANK YOU, UNIVERSE. Now about that road trip...
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Date: 2010-07-29 07:02 pm (UTC)ooh, and maybe some fried green plantains. nom nom nom.
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Date: 2010-07-29 07:04 pm (UTC)OMG, a honeydew aqua fresca with loads of silver tequila or white rum would be a party in my mouth right now.
Sweet potato chips and smoked chipotle salsa por favor!!
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Date: 2010-07-29 07:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-29 07:13 pm (UTC)I feel like that movie requires massive drinking and philosophical discussion afterward, am I wrong on this? Or am I just always looking for an excuse for delicious booze?
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Date: 2010-07-29 07:41 pm (UTC)WHERE IS THE POOL. IS IT READY? ARE THERE FLOATIES? I WANT FLOATIES.
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Date: 2010-07-29 08:04 pm (UTC)AUGH, they've not even backho'd the ground yet, I WANT FASTER POOLINGS. And hell to the yes there will be floaties. Floaties with CUP HOLDERS. See: life goal.
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Date: 2010-07-29 08:09 pm (UTC)Holy crap! How did I know know about this before? I, whom am all about the webcomics?
Thank you!
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Date: 2010-07-29 07:43 pm (UTC)Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa.
I had a similar experience once except I was missing a contact lens. For some reason, I didn't notice that it didn't actually go in my eye. I found it later at home, all dried out, on the edge of my bathroom sink.*facepalm*
Epic road trips are made of win, especially now that you can provide live updates as you go.
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Date: 2010-07-29 08:07 pm (UTC)And hahaha, we'll totally have to spam everyone with updates. "Still on a road." HEE.
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Date: 2010-07-30 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-29 08:49 pm (UTC)I have half a bottle of Milagro in my China cabinet left over from pre-pregnancy *cough* 2007 *cough* and a mostly full Route 44 Sonic Limeade sitting in front of me. I'm also listening to my Mad Men mix and Gene Pitney is singing about A Town Without Pity. I think you see where I'm going with this.
I just busy-bee'd B and J to Hobby Lobby, Dollar Tree and Target for b-day party supplies. With B in the baby sling and in mid-afternoon central Oklahoma heat. Keeping half my liver healthy for your transplant is not easy.
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Date: 2010-07-30 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-29 08:55 pm (UTC)I vote we drive into the side of the Grand Canyon, or better yet through a sign advertising the Grand Canyon. While being pursued by a clown car. It's that subtle twist on a classic.
Wouldn't it be fun to go on an awesome road trip with someone you really enjoy traveling with who also likes to hike around and drink booze? I THINK SO, TOO.
I THINK SO THREE! Eeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm so excitied I'm going to make high pitched screaming noises the entire time you're driving. YAY!
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Date: 2010-07-30 12:26 am (UTC)I don't know you, but you're my idol.
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Date: 2010-07-30 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-30 02:43 am (UTC)I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLAN. Including the clown sex. Wait, did you say clown sex?
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Date: 2010-07-30 03:17 am (UTC)Clown Sex would be some of the scariest and funniest sex ever. Scary because, hello, Clown, funny because of the genital balloon animals that would inevitably happen.
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Date: 2010-07-30 01:26 am (UTC)When i had contacts, i did the left/right switch a couple times, too. Crazy-making!
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Date: 2010-07-30 02:45 am (UTC)OMG, I have had waaaay too much tequila today. (Hahahaha, that's not possible, that's just to throw people off the scent of my being a dirty drunk.)