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One, I failed to mention that last Saturday was TEQUILA DAY. Hence me not having any delicious nectar near me at the point. This is more profound because I had a lovely lunch with my neighbor at Uncle Julio's, my favorite place for a Milagro silver margarita and a taco al carbon. (One fajita.) I NEED MORE. One is just an appetizer, come on!

Two, I worried that I was losing my liver as things were looking squirrelly, only to realize that I put my left contact in my right eye and vice versa. THANK GOODNESS. *pats liver* Oh, liver, you're doing a bang up job. Keep it up!

Three, I want to go on an epic road trip out west with [livejournal.com profile] dovil next spring and drive off the Grand Canyon like Thelma and Louise have sex with Brad Pitt, wait, I messed up, let me try again. Wouldn't it be fun to go on an awesome road trip with someone you really enjoy traveling with who also likes to hike around and drink booze? I THINK SO, TOO. How about it, Universe?

Four, I talked with [livejournal.com profile] crazydiamondsue yesterday and she brought something to my attention about myself that I am STILL BLOWN AWAY BY. We were talking about my book (I'm such a bore, I know) and she mentioned that I've dropped most of my Utah/Mormon stuff with one exception: I'm still a busy bee from the Beehive State with all of my constant state of doing doing doing. OH MY GOD. She's exactly right. Clearly the only solution to really letting it all go is to become slovenly and lazy.

Which just brings us right back to my #1 in the list, doesn't it? THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE. Did I mention that a high ball's opening is also a circle? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Hey-o, just remembered that I'm also going out for drinks tonight with [livejournal.com profile] lynnenne, who is in town on business. THANK YOU, UNIVERSE. Now about that road trip...

Date: 2010-07-29 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
LET'S SKIP THE REST OF THE DAY AND GET SCHNOCKERED.

OMG, a honeydew aqua fresca with loads of silver tequila or white rum would be a party in my mouth right now.

Sweet potato chips and smoked chipotle salsa por favor!!

Date: 2010-07-29 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
Dude, I totally took the day off of work today because of last night's epic migraine. And now I am pissed that I didn't plan ahead yesterday night and get drunk. Grr.

Date: 2010-07-29 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I AM SORRY FOR THE MIGRAINE. Those blow chunks. (I've still not seen the movie, so I am apparently the last human on earth. Tomorrow, though!)

I feel like that movie requires massive drinking and philosophical discussion afterward, am I wrong on this? Or am I just always looking for an excuse for delicious booze?

Date: 2010-07-29 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
You are just a dirty drunk, I'm afraid.

WHERE IS THE POOL. IS IT READY? ARE THERE FLOATIES? I WANT FLOATIES.

Date: 2010-07-29 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
"You are just a dirty drunk" LIFE GOAL MET, HUZZAH!

AUGH, they've not even backho'd the ground yet, I WANT FASTER POOLINGS. And hell to the yes there will be floaties. Floaties with CUP HOLDERS. See: life goal.

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