Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods' wife

[stoney321]

SO BUSY, YOU GUYS. And I'm not even getting all of the things I need to done. STOP BLAMING FALLOUT, IT CAN'T HELP HOW AWESOME IT IS. I got a headache from playing for several hours this weekend, too. Fighting glowing, radioactive ghouls in an underground building while trying to find a hidden armory and not die is HARD WORK.

Oh, and we watched toddlers this weekend, went to an art show, had a birthday party for my mother in law, went Halloween shopping for the teens, and I still haven't sewn my costume. BAH. I'll get it done this week, honest. But first I have to get to that damn hidden armory and upgrade my radiation suit.

Because of all the things I have to do (background work for that blog I'm helping build, write up articles, revise my manuscript, get off book for a short film someone wrote for me [yay!] and tighten and tone the ol' bod) I don't have loads of time today, but I would like to leave you with this image:

I DID THE ELECTRIC SLIDE WITH MY MOTHER IN LAW IN MY KITCHEN ON SUNDAY. You may now prepare your Armageddon plans, because truly the end is nigh. (Oh. And she initiated it. YEAH. IT IS CLEARLY A SIGN OF END TIMES.)

And these are the best rejections ever. The CS Lewis and JR Tolkien ones made me LOL the hardest.

Comments

[mumsisdaughter]

'Blood on the Highway' DVD arrived this morning. Will be watching tonight and screaming, "There's Stoney!!!!"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEEE!

[partie-carree.livejournal.com]

BTW, I love your icon. My facebook icon is actually from the same blog post, the picture that says INTERNET! and she looks like a crazy fiend.

Just thought you were dyin' to know...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WAS DYING. And now I don't have to. My children thank you. ;)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I DID THE ELECTRIC SLIDE WITH MY MOTHER IN LAW IN MY KITCHEN ON SUNDAY. No fuckin' lie: I felt a tremor in the Force on Sunday and looked up like a retriever with my ears pricked.

WOW. There's not enough O_O in the world. The eee-lec-tric sliiiiide!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NOW YOU KNOW WHY.

SUE. SHE LIKES ME NOW. SHE'S ALL FRIENDLY. I CAN'T STOP CAPSLOCKING MY SHOCK.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I love that icon so much.

From your descriptions of your MIL, I don't know whether I'm more flabbergasted about the fact that she was friendly and fun (for a radical change), or about the fact that she dances. In kitchens. You must have felt that the earth was tilting on its axis...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Be more flabbergasted at the friendly and fun stuff. And the hugs! And thanks yous for food without making snide comments! (And for the record, she doesn't really dance, she was trying to figure out what that dance was, described it poorly, so then stood up and SHOWED ME.)

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

I DID THE ELECTRIC SLIDE WITH MY MOTHER IN LAW IN MY KITCHEN ON SUNDAY.

O_o

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

[gabzilla.livejournal.com]

Electric Slide w/ you MIL.

wow.

Okay, that tops my 3 a.m. instructional macarena dancing for free donuts. (little old lady working at the donut shop INSISTED that my friends and I knew how do macarena, and would pay us with donuts if we showed her how. Free donuts, you say? OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO DO THE MACARENA.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I would show her the Forbidden Dance for some free donuts, TRUE FACT.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

WHERE ARE THE PIX OF THE FINISHED POOL YOU POXED WHORE

I AM OUTRAGED


I will have something for you to beta for me next week, I think. GO ME. It is about zombies! And stupid movies.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WOMAN I POSTED THOSE OVER A MONTH AGO, WHAT?

EH MEH GHED I AM VERY EXCITED BY THAT. (Dude, I've been shooting up mutated ghouls and peeps in an apocalyptic world ALL DAY. Well, all afternoon. If only it was REAL.)

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS LIKE 4 PIX OF THE FINISHED THINGY TOTAL. I WANNA SEE MORE THAN JUST THE PINK DECK OKAY.

that sounds unnecessarily pervy. hm.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FEH. Gimmie until morning and I'll take some pics JUST FOR YOU.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

HOORAY I AM SPECIAL

*PRANCES*


YOU ARE REALLY NOT HELPING MY EPIC NARCISSISM ISSUES AND VAST ENTITLEMENT COMPLEX HERE FYI

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH BUT I PLAN ON INSULTING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME AS A FORM OF SNEAK ATTACK. DOES THAT HELP YOU? I'M ONLY HERE TO HELP!!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I would have thought you were more likely to take to your mother-in-law with an electric saw. Which would have made a fantastic halloween costume.

get off book for a short film someone wrote for me [yay!]

Wait, say wut?! Am I being flaky or is this a new and exciting event in stoneyland?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hrm, maybe I didn't mention this one? I thought I had. ANYWAY, it's a short film that someone (he played the nerdy/emo vamp in Blood on the Highway?) wrote for me, and we film in November. FUNTIMES!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Short film or homemade porn? I DO NOT JUDGE!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HOMEMAD-

I MEAN, SHORT FILM. *cough* (It's actually really sweet and funny and sad all in one, I can't wait to film it.)

[dovil.livejournal.com]

It's about a manic depressive confectioner? No, but yay! You've leapt into the role of an A-lister where parts are now written around the fabulousness that is you.

I only have one Jon Stewart icon so you can have the same one twice.

[lynnenne]

Busyness is good?

I love your entry title. HIT HIM AGAIN, ELIN. *G*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Busyness is great! I just am needing to be good about utilizing free time. <-- note to myself

HEE. I wish that I could take credit for it, but it's from the song "My Chick Bad" by Ludacris. :D

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

My boytoy's been sucked into Fallout too. In fact, that's what he's doing right now.

But you know, I'm rather curious to hear all the expert Stoney-thoughts on Sisters Wives. I was watching it, hoping to see slip-ups, and was rather disappointed to see less crazy than I expected.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Tell him that I just busted open the hidden armory in Vault 34 and did it with NO RADIATION SUIT. (Well, half-way through it fell to pieces.) I LOVE THAT GAME OMG.

Yeah, not a lot of crazy there, huh? Very hum drum when you're not a part of the creepy FLDS faction, just a whole lot of sad. (I did post about the show, hit the polygamy tag if you're interested.)

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Haha. I will pass that along.

Ooh, I'll have to go check it out. Yeah, besides me wanting to smack the husband and tell him he's not one of the children (which had nothing to do with crazy polygamists), it was extremely hum drum.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Hope you are reaching the armories of your DREAMS! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It's totes like that for me! (And from your lips to my console's mother board because I totally leveled up last night, WOOT. Hee.)

<3 <3 <3