AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[stoney321]

Friday Night Light spoilers about Tim Riggins are all over my damn flist! Well there goes my enjoyment of catching the whole season now. >:(

GUYS. Some of us don't know where he is *cough*Iwontsaymoreforotherswhohaven'tbeenspoiled*cough* and don't appreciate finding out in recs, etc.

BOO.

Yeah, yeah, I know I'm behind on watching that show, but good lord. [ETA] I'm not talking about things behind a cut, because that would be my own fault. (I didn't want those awesome folks that are great about putting spoilers behind cuts to think I was being pissy about that, too, because that would be ridiculous of me.)

ION, Chicken lady on Hoarders tonight. My house will be SO CLEAN, OMG. 200 chickens. IN HER HOUSE. (Do y'all have any idea how damn filthy chickens are?) This might top that weird spoiled meat/raw meat eating family from Iowa you guys. I WILL REPORT ON THE MONSTROSITY TOMORROW.

...and yeah, I'm being spammy but that's because y'all aren't and this space needs to be used like your mom.

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not talking about me. It was from last year, and it's behind a cut.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NOPE, NOT YOU. Cuts do not count, because that is behind a cut. :D

I'm just frustrated because I have a season and a half to catch up on, and I guess there was a great yuletide fic that's making the rounds. And the summary, etc. is out for all to see. Waaaah me.

I'm just being pissy, don't mind me.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. S'okay, I'm having a bad day, too. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I added an ETA to make sure that people that are great about cuts know I'm not referring to you all.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I want to see his and Jared Padalecki's mutant assbaby, as it would have the hugest forehead in all the land. Also it would be tall so we could use it as a billboard.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And then you can show your home movies there! THERE WILL BE CAKE AT THE SHOW, THIS I SWEAR.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

dude you do NOT EVEN KNOW OKAY. I stopped at the cakery on the way home from work and THEY WERE OUT OF RED VELVET SLICES and I wanted to END IT ALL. I stood there wibbling helplessly for like 5 whole minutes waiting for it to magically appear AND IT DID NOT.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BLASPHEMY! WHORE MONGERS! I hope you filled that joint with cement and sprinkled ashes on their doorstep!

I made a DELICIOUS CAKE AND GLAZE for NYE and didn't get ONE SLICE. :(

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

The second part, that's my life.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It was a brown sugar spice BUNDT. BUNDTS ARE MY FAVORITE SHAPED CAKE.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I'm going to have to go look for Tim Riggins spoilers...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NO MORE FOR ME, PLEASE! ;)

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

My mom enjoys being used, thank you very much!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah your mom.... wait, you beat me to the punchline. ;)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Apparently eating spoiled me is a whole lifestyle. I was just listening to a podcast about it the other day. The idea is that it's "natural" and something humans would have evolved eating. Idk about this theory.

Send me an email about this spoiler situation.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I do NOT get that. I mean, hey, to each his own, but man, just like Watchtower magazines, I don't want. That whole "high" concept of rotten makes me want to kill people and take their children away. GOOD LORD MEAT SHOULDN'T SPOIL TO BE GOOD, AUGH.

I shall email you today - I was knee high in cumin-soaked pork yesterday.

[tabaqui]

Oh, jayzus. Chickens *stink*. Fuck. That's just....
*shudders*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT WAS HORRIBLE. I STILL BEAR THE SCARS FROM WATCHING.


...naturally I'll be posting about it later today, lol.

[tabaqui]

Awesome.
*goes to find dl*

[dovil.livejournal.com]

You mean how Tim Riggins is revealed to actually be a chick and by that I mean a baby chicken kept by a hoarder. I have nothing, I've never watched the show BUT I'M SORRY IF I SPOILED YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE!

Chickens are dirty dirty bastards when they're outside frolicking in nature for they are poop machines. I SHUDDER to think what her house looks like, but I'm sure it somehow revolves around poop.

Also hi and Happy New Year and Merry Christmas and Golly ChrisYear. I am melting from heatstroke and there is no air conditioning. Send help.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU WOMAN YOU'VE SPOILED THE ENDING OF THE BIBLE FOR ME! I didn't know Jesus turns out to be a transsexual butler that was in on the cartel the WHOLE TIME. Jesus Soze!

D, she had 200 chickens in their own shit in plastic bins IN HER TRAILER, NOT HER HOUSE.

Hello, hello, this year is all about Epic Road Trip! I'm looking into all of the awesome places we're going to stay along the way to Vegas, WHOOOOOOO!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Jesus Soze is my new deity. Sadly he was eventually strung up with feather boas. D:

200 chickens in a trailer. Why does this not suprise me. Can you image the smell?! As you slipped about the place unable to put your hand down anywhere without felling it squish. GAG!

TWELVE WEEKS TO GO! I AM SO EXCITED! EEEEEEeeeeee! Clappity hands of joy!

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

I am going to watch the chicken woman, too. I have a weird fascination with that show. Is the raw/spoiled meat thing a reference to some kind of Wife Swap show, because I remember something like that on one of those shows?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. WIFE SWAP. OH MY GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE. I wrote up about that one, too, I'll have to go digging for it.

I'm posting about chicken woman, so if you did watch, we can console each other, lol.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

The chicken woman was scary! She was truly, truly f*ed up. A lot of the animal hoarding people I see on TV (this show and the Animal Hoarders one on Animal Planet) seem to really love their animals and just have got overwhelmed by the sheer numbers. The chicken woman was seriously f*ed in the head, and I don't think she loved the animals at all. They were just something to collect. Too bad she hadn't decided to collect little statues or something. The goats who couldn't walk! ALL THAT POOP!

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I am behind on FNL also, so thanks for the warning. (Man, I love that show so much.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I love it, too, but I'm a bit behind because I keep waiting for it to appear on my DVR, forgetting that they had to do that weird On Demand shit. GAH.

[veracity]

I...WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A 200 CHICKENS IN YOUR HOUSE?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! HOW THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRILLIANT PLAN!? WHO?! I DON'T EVEN.

I'm sorry. I'm still in shock and disbelief.

Just.

Why? Why?! Why?!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SHE IS CRAZY THAT IS WHY OH MY GOD IT WAS AWFUL.

[veracity]

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. Why would you collect chickens?! At least collect like butterflies or moths or something! Maybe Lady Bugs.

Not filthy chickens!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I spent my summers on my Grandma's farm. Chickens aren't supposed to be ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOU. Because yes, they are poop machines with nasty feathers. You have to BOIL THE FEATHERS to use them, people. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THEM???

Grody. TO THE MAX.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I like chickens, as a general thing (I'm getting a few hens in 2011; also a goat to eat blackberries. These are my resolutions). But not 200 of them, and not in the house. Yuck.

Julia, and no more than about a dozen on my side of town, for that matter.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I like chickens, too, but they shouldn't be close to the house, they shouldn't be in PLASTIC BINS FILLED WITH THEIR OWN POOP, and they sure as hell shouldn't be inside the house. Oh my laws, it was disgusting.

Which of course means there will be an in depth discussion in a later post today, hahaha.

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

You do not say crap about chickens! Chickens are godly and clean and omigod they are in my house and watching and help help help HELP!

In other TV news: watch the new My Little Pony series! It's like God changed the rules and now family entertainment can actually be fun!

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I did this too, when I gave you a prompt that included assumptions of you knowing to happen things which occured in seasons you hadn't seen - when I'd assumed you were up=to-date.

You know, not keeping up with Football Drama makes the Tom Landry cry.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

See, I just thought you were giving me some crazy pompt, given the other ones I'd gotten, I didn't know it wasn't some bizarro land AU.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I've never watched Hoarders, but I need to see that episode. OMG, I once had 200 chickens, but they lived in their giant chicken coop at the barn. They are so dirty!

The only chicken I knew that lived inside was named after Phyllis Diller, was a Polish chicken, and her owner painted her nails. But the rest of their chickens lived, you guessed it, outside.