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stoney321Srs. SOPHIE'S CHOICE TIME.
[Poll #1670102]
Seriously you guys, this is so important, I can't even. (And the first person that COMPLAINS ABOUT or CHASTISES ME for leaving something out of this stupid thing is getting publicly mocked by yours truly.)
JERSEY SHORE IS TONIGHT AND I HATE ALL OF YOUR FACES FOR NOT LOVING IT LIKE I DO. That is some of the best writing of my LIFE, those recaps. (Ok, three of you are my new best friends and I'm growing organs for you. But the others? They are dead to me.)
[Poll #1670102]
Seriously you guys, this is so important, I can't even. (And the first person that COMPLAINS ABOUT or CHASTISES ME for leaving something out of this stupid thing is getting publicly mocked by yours truly.)
JERSEY SHORE IS TONIGHT AND I HATE ALL OF YOUR FACES FOR NOT LOVING IT LIKE I DO. That is some of the best writing of my LIFE, those recaps. (Ok, three of you are my new best friends and I'm growing organs for you. But the others? They are dead to me.)
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:12 pm (UTC)*traumatized for life*
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 08:17 pm (UTC)Obv. you meant to click PIE THEN. I am forceful. I AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:27 pm (UTC)YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS IN MY POLL, I need to know who can shoot their children in the FACE if it comes down to it in the Zombie Times.
I still have to write up Monday's ep when Snooki is all drunk on the beach (whaaaaat? People get drunk on beaches?)
Ok. I officially do not hate your face. You can even bring your forty-seven layer pie to the Thunderdome.
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:41 pm (UTC)Meringue only on chocolate pie. Homemade whip cream, NEVER Cool Whip. Ice cream with blackberry cobbler, plain fruit pie otherwise.
I can't decide between cheesecake and brownies. CHEESECAKE BROWNIES, I totally forgot this exists! But no. I love plain fudgy brownies better. But cheesecake!! Did I tell you about the pomegranate sauce I made for my Christmas cheesecake? I wanted to bathe in it. Ahhh!!! I can't decide! You've broken me!
In conclusion: Pie
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:47 pm (UTC)THIS HAS SADDENED ME TO MY CORE, WOMAN.
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 08:48 pm (UTC)This is how survivors think, okay? THIS IS HOW.
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Date: 2011-01-20 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 08:57 pm (UTC)I AM SHAMING YOU AND MOCKING YOU FOR NOT BEING SATISFIED WITH MY PERFECT POLL OF PERFECTION.
Second sentence after poll, woman, GOD.
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 09:26 pm (UTC)PISTOLS AT DAWN, MADAM. (I like brownies, but I'm never compelled to make them)
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 09:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:16 pm (UTC)By pie I meant apple pie heated up with ice cream, mainly because it's sitting in my freezer untouched for the last two weeks which is two weeks longer than has ever happened before.
I like the 5% of cheesecakes that aren't stickly and gross, which is also true of frosting. When they're bad they're like Satan himself vomited in your mouth and then used your tongue for toilet paper, but done right it is like God vomitted rainbows in your mouth and used your tongue for toilet paper, but that's okay because God craps out love and sparkles.
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:27 pm (UTC)Mmm, god poop. I always get the sparkled stuck in my teeth, too.
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:24 pm (UTC)Cake! With buttercream!
And absolutely NO meringue! Gross.
Plus, cheesecake.
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 09:29 pm (UTC)And while I don't like too much meringue on my pies, I adore Floating Island in much the same way I adore slash. Not that you asked. *G*
But, yes, I liked the poll. It covers one of the truly important topics of our time.
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Date: 2011-01-20 09:34 pm (UTC)*hyperventilates*
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:07 pm (UTC)Most pie is very bad because it comes from a box or is made by a retarded polar bear in a human suit. It's just better to stay away from pie unless it was made by someone you know to be absolutely reliable.
Maybe I'll make chicken pot pie after all. I wasn't going to bother with all the work...
A quibble: fudge is not a baked good!
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:07 pm (UTC)Brownies and fudge and cheesecake and cookies. (Don't judge me).
Homemade whipped cream on pie. And on chocolate cake. with fresh raspberry sauce. Now we're talking.
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:10 pm (UTC)Also, your comment has me very hungry.
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:47 pm (UTC)You have left off the greatest and best dessert ever known to my mouth: CHOCOLATE MOUSSE. (I'll be over here weeping in the corner)
Whipped cream goes on PUDDING!! Where is the pudding?
Cool whip goes only on PUMPKIN PIE.
Ice cream goes on COBBLER and on CRISPS (brown betties, etc.)
What about Cost-co cakes with whipped cream frosting?? What about them?
Look at you trying to pigeon-hole my dessert preferences! I am affronted! I am insulted! You ma'am are a DESSERTIST!
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:57 pm (UTC)Hem hem. Parenthesis, after poll.
IN YOUR FACE! And mouth with nommy nommy cakes.
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Date: 2011-01-20 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 11:03 pm (UTC)Also FUCK YEAH CHEESECAKE. BEST CAKE OF THEM ALL.
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Date: 2011-01-21 01:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-20 11:34 pm (UTC)Jersey Shore! OMG, Deena is a f***ing holiday!! Hallowe'en has come early and she's dressed up as Snooki!
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Date: 2011-01-21 01:49 am (UTC)OH MAN, DEENA. Perhaps you didn't
OH MAN, DEENA. Perhaps you didn't <a href-"http://stoney321.livejournal.com/456402.html">see my newest recap here</a>? *G* (OMG, I'm ok with you not reading it, I'm just shameless(
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Date: 2011-01-20 11:39 pm (UTC)also, i hate marzipan and think it's really just modeling clay that is edible in case you like eating sculpture.
...and why no mention of peanut brittle?
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Date: 2011-01-21 01:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-20 11:41 pm (UTC)Except for the aspersions you cast on my beloved hard candies. There will be a reckoning!
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Date: 2011-01-21 01:51 am (UTC)I DON'T LIKE SUCKING CANDIES. There, I've said it.
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Date: 2011-01-20 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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