It's Jersday!

[stoney321]

Not only is my beloved Jersey Shore on tonight (look, all of you that "claim" to hate it, you know why? Because you're not reading my recaps. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that my recaps will cure death. THAT'S RIGHT. I WILL GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY. But nooOOoooo, you're too hoity toity to live forever, joke's on you, sucker) but! I get to have Tex-Mex and cocktails with lynnenne tonight. HOORAYS.

Speaking of things that are awesome, handsomespeck is writing recaps for the Misfits over at Hey, Don't Judge Me, for anyone that is watching that British Comedy. Comedy got a capital, because that's how much I respect it, folks.

I had two, count 'em TWO workouts today, and I am still surprisingly energetic. Must be that coffee mug full of cocaine I inhaled. HEY HERE IS A FUNNY VIDEO (NSFW due to language, so turn it low) ABOUT HONEY BADGERS.

"Thanks for the treats, stupid!" Lol. Speaking of snacks...

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

We should be writing a comic book featuring the superhero Badass Hone Badger! She doesn't give a shit!

I don't want immortality, but I do want more Shore! Ronnie and Sammi drama. I can't wait to see the fallout.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

She does NOT give a shit. King Cobra? SNOOZE.

I am so excited for tonight. I should have the recap up by mid day tomorrow. *hand claps*

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh holy crap, that video made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. That was awesome.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Me, too, the "Oh, that's so nasty!" interjection cracked me up.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

I made my son watch it when he came home from school, and then we made Mr WG watch it when he got home from work. LOL!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT IT. I lol'd at it taking a nap to get over it's KING COBRA POISONING. "That badger doesn't give a fuck it just right back to eating snake, oh that's so gross."

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

"Thanks for the mouse, stupid!" I will be saying that all day. And I think I've figured out the cure my snake-fear -- I'll just get a honey badger!

Today is the glorious kind of day where the boys are playing happily in Jonah's room and there are no sounds of assault with a deadly Playskool golf club or other tranquility shattering events.

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

Of course, now that you've said something, all hell will break loose.

I say we kill Murphy and whoever created THAT stupid law.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's like you were here! Minutes later, they shattered my living room floor lamp while riding a Radio Flyer Rocket.

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

/facepalm

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

There are four more on YouTube, but this one was the funniest.

I AM SO GLAD. Man, I could totally use a 24 hour period off duty, let's hope your streak continues, because I can imagine you need a break, too.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I don't recall Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom sounding anything like this.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Too bad, huh? :D

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

It would have made for some interesting family time around the old black and white.

[milurie.livejournal.com]

Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrsday!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I got my Dubstep blaring and my blow out ready, what what?!

[lynnenne]

I had so much fun with you tonight! And boy is my tummy full. OF YUMMINESS.

<333

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Same here, on both counts! :D *burp* ;)