Fandom Dinosaur post *shakes cane*

[stoney321]

So, it seems I have a fandom now. I have NO IDEA how it happened when the source material makes me crazed. Glee. I'm talking Glee. OK, there are parts of the show I love - anything Brittany, I mean, come on, she's awesome - anything evil Sue, Kurt, obv. and Finn when they make him not talk and he just stands there because that is the type I've had since I was 8, it ain't changing anytime soon.

So. flaming_muse posted a fic the other day (I linked yesterday) and I read it. It's Blaine/Kurt. Guys, I've not read fanfiction in... wow, almost 2 years. About as long as since I've written it.

Today I went hunting through the comms, etc., after reading every single thing Flaming Muse wrote (and honey pie, you're writing canon, as far as I'm concerned) and looking for any and all B/K fics. WOW IS THERE SOME CRAP. (She warned me, but... you just have to experience it.) And old timers around here know that I know from bad!fic, am I right?



Boypussy
weaping [sic] cock
weeping cock
leaking cock
DROOLING cock
I ought to spit in your mouth, you jerk, for writing drooling cock, how dare you!? Lol.

Also, I hate when someone labels a fic NC-17 (whoo hoo!) and it's for SWEARING. Fuck you, Miss Lonelyhearts. Put down your English Rose tea set, shove the cat off your lap, and learn how to fucking be an adult. NC-17 means one or more of the following:

rimming
detailed and graphic sex, be it anal, vaginal, oral, facial, armpital
lots of nudity
lots of wishing there was nudity (because sex while dressed is fun) BUT THERE MUST BE SEX.

Also, I had three chapters (very well written, I might add) build up some serious UST and then there was, and I'm not making this up, "They kissed and they kissed and they kissed." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You labeled this R, prissy prude boots!

Jesus. WHERE IS MY WELL WRITTEN SMUT? My PWPs? My agonizing multi-chaptered plotty stories with great sex scenes?! Goddamn kids these days.

And now I want to write Glee fic. SCREW YOU, UNIVERSE. I hate when I have to write my own smut. I'm awesome with the jokes, the smut is eh from me. (Well, I have some things that are pretty bad ass, I must say. BUT STILL.) I need kita0610 or sweptawaybayou or lynnenne or savoytruffle or crazydiamondsue or entrenous88 to write me some good old fashioned Jossverse-awesome pr0n. But about Kurt and Blaine.

I MISS THE OLD DAYS, GANG. I miss the free flowing, well written fanfic of yesteryear, the long long ago. Wah. And my tag is misleading. IT'S NOT EVEN BAD ENOUGH TO MOCK. (Well, there are some, but I have to make dinner now.)

ETA and it's funny how things don't change: mpreg, body switch, magical healing sex, abusive fathers, therapy fics (shudder) and the one thing that shocks me, NO SONGFIC SO FAR. FOR GLEE. I know!

Comments

[authormichals.livejournal.com]

I hate when someone labels a fic NC-17 (whoo hoo!) and it's for SWEARING. What IS that?! I mean, I'll even give them violence or torture depending on how graphic it is, but swearing? What's wrong with you and what kind of sheltered underground bunker did you grow up in?

mpreg, body switch, magical healing sex, abusive fathers, therapy fics Ahh, the classics. You should check out the Thor fandom, it is rife with every single one of these.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! AUUUUGH, FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK <-- ok, that's an R rating. Hurr.

It's not a real fandom until you have all the weird kinks in it, imo. See: HARRY POTTER. Where's the Stacking? Where's the Furry? Where's the High School AU? That last one, wait...

replying to the right spot nao

[demonqueen666.livejournal.com]

You should check out the Thor fandom, it is rife with every single one of these.

/threadjack, because I feel I have to defend just a leeeetle bit by saying that at least in Thor's case, some of those are actually remotely justifiable. What with canon being ultimately...Norse mythology, and all. (HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME LOKI GAVE BIRTH TO A HORSE? WITH EIGHT LEGS? GOOD TIMES.)

That said, you're right, ho shit Thor fandom is cray-cray. And I'm kind of in love with it.