HoYay in Jersey? Also, wtf, True Blood?!

[stoney321]

First, Jersey Housewives. There were c*ck rings in last night's ep. There were offers to taste nuts. There were beautiful firearms. (Hey, it's a Henry Repeater, they're works of art.) Lol. Also, the saddest dance recital ever witnessed by humans happened. I JUST. GUYS. There was much flailing last night. RHoNJ RECAP IS HERE, you need this in your life, I believe.

Last night's True Blood. Uh.
Every season I say, WTF is this shittery? And then Eric or Pam will do something and I will lol, or Russel Edgington is hilarious and a delight and I'm good to go. But this fairy stuff... It's bad enough in the books, but this is OUT OF CONTROL. Also, I don't care about shifters or their politics, I just want naked Eric, WHERE IS THAT.

Aunt Petunia was fuggin CREEPY last night, though. No me gusta.

Sue's recap of hilariousness will be up later today (she has a baby to feed and such, it takes a bit) but in the meantime is RIGHT HERE, she has Seasons 1, 2, and 3 condensed into some of the funnier things you'll read today. It's Monday, you know you need a laugh.

Tonight is Hoarders, zomg. O_O

Highlight from my weekend: my sister, swimming in my pool with the kids, getting into the whitest rap battle ever. No matter what anyone would say, you had to do that "OOOOHHHHHH!" hand over your mouth/you just got served! thing. It doesn't take much to please me. But she's funny and a delight and I like it when she comes over. <3

MONDAY. No summer camps this week. HOORAYS.

[ETA] OH HEY, SAM WROTE A RECAP OF THE HUNGER GAMES and she's awesome so you should read it.

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[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Also, I don't care about shifters or their politics, I just want naked Eric, WHERE IS THAT. See, it's nice that you and I have so many things in common. And I miss Lafayette's scarves, the mohawk ain't working for me. And I'd say more, but I need a break from this show, hahahaha. I think I'm a-gonna watch me some Game of Thrones and get caught up. Oh, I will say the way Pam chortled 'monogamous' pleased me greatly.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I didn't like the mohawk either, it's too Puckerman.

GAME OF THRONES, YES! it's glorious in mine sight.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

HOARDERS

Fascipulscination of the highest order.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

UH-GREED.

I have to watch it. HAVE to.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Then during/after, I must clean and-or reorganize something. Even tho I'm generally tidy.

MUST

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS A RITUAL FOR ME. I clean my room PERFECTLY. Crisp sheets, slide in, and have a blanket ready to cover my mouth so I don't breathe in the dirty.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Then I take out the recycling. Of things that, prior to Hoarders, I wanted to keep.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES YES. I have been known to take apart my vacuum cleaner and wash it by hand every few months. Just so nothing -but NOTHING lingers in my house longer than it should.

(So the show is good for me in a motivational sense, lol.)

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats a negative example! :D

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL YOU SAY COCK LIKE A GROWN UP REDBLOODED AMERICAN BY GOD

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK Cock cock cockity cock cock. Posted this earlier this morning, and thought, you know, I bet the general public doesn't want to read the word cock with their morning coffee. Because, as we know, the general public hates things that are awesome.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

YES WELL as a person who does not want to hear the word coffee with their morning cock I FEEL OPPRESSED.

[prophecygirrl.livejournal.com]

Trueblood set special effects back about 45 years with those opening shots of fairy land. I half expected Captain Kirk to come out from behind a rock and start fighting a giant lizard. That was nuts.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOL, Sue said as much in her breakdown. It was just REDONK, am I right? (You should read her recaps, it has all the great nerd references we've come to love.) I'm nothing if not a good pimp to my ladies. ;)

[thefuzzyhat.livejournal.com]

I will use Pam and half-naked-amnesiac!Eric as incentives to keep watching.

The effects in the beginning aside, WTF did they do to the poor fairies. Oh god, bogeyman-goblins with fairy court outfits. ;A;

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HE IS COMING. honest. I saw ep 2 already, and he's almost here.

(Did you happen to read what Sue wrote in the recap about those horrible fairies? I laughed so hard I startled the dog into a fart. Hahahaha.)