I probably shouldn't have worn my ZION t-shirt today

[stoney321]

As in Zion Nat'l Park. And I wore it to my dentist appointment today, my very BYU/Provo dentist. She forgets I'm not Mormon. My husband was in before me, and I hopped up in my seat, got my bib and mouth sucker/gagger going and she beamed at me and said, "[The Mr.] isn't a member, right? That's too bad, he'd make a great Mormon."

She remembered a little later, laughed at herself and said, "I didn't mean... Just... you know. He's so nice." If I hadn't been silenced by the tools I would have said,

"Oh, you mean he seems like a square-jawed, charming misogynistic homophobe? That's nice." LOL. But I didn't, I just laughed until the vacuum thingy almost gagged me. SORRY WE DON'T WANT YOUR PYRAMID SCHEME MACARONI AND JELLO CASSEROLE LIFESTYLE, THANKS. But she's a good dentist.

Who's watching Vampire Diaries? I ask because I've got a new writer taking Vampire Diaries on, and you might be super happy about it. :) Maybe you click like or +1 or leave a comment, IDK, just offering some suggestions. Ha.

also up: Top Chef: Just Desserts (Sally is hilarious) and Glee: Rumors with a very naughty cocktail recipe for you, the Harvey Pagebanger. As in congressional pages. I am broken, did you forget?

Oh, and there will be a Glee recap on Sunday so everything flows in time for the new season on Tuesday night, that will be Prom Queen. :) Jersey Shore (LINK HERE WHEN IT'S POSTED) will be up in a few hours, my dentist tied me up with wanting to share with me the most amazing book (it has so many awesome parts, it's all about America a long long time ago.)

Comments

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

I slacked yesterday (was unbelievable busy) and didn't get my Born This Way commenting on...going to do it now as I listen to the new music over and over...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Aww, you are quickly becoming the #1 fan of our site, and I AM A-OK WITH THAT. (I'm trying so hard to get a Klaine version of my banner made for t-shirts, and OF COURSE I will make sure that you can get one of those, should I pull it off.) <-- kinda dying with the want for that to happen, zomg.

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

OMG...it was an honor just to be nominated!! I'm glad to hear that you're OK with my unbelievably long comments...I just have too many random thoughts in my head and have no one to share them with...all my Glee friends are cyber!
I'm in for the Klaine banner shirt...just tell me where and how much!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

UH, LONG COMMENTS ARE AWESOME. Conversations are awesome. I LOVE THAT STUFF.

Pssht, like you won't be one of the first to be told. ;)

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

Thanks...I always feel a little bit stalkerish when I leave such long comments...

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you didn't choke on the dental instruments, Stoney!

Okay, so. Macaroni and jello casserole. Not together in the same casserole, right? D:

Randomly, there's a really craptacular student band that seems to be composed of three electric basses practicing so loudly nearby that my windows are rattling a little. *h8s them so hard*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GAH, I hate that gag reflex from metal. BLECH.

AHAHAHAHA. Lord, I hope not, but I'm sure there's some harried woman of 8 that thought it could be a time saver. (It has....raisins in it!)

Is it too late to put lasers on some trained squirrels to attack them?

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

LOL, I am picturing a woman in a pioneer-style dress and apron serving me a goblet of tap water and mashed raisins at the bottom = THE TEETOTLER'S CHIANTI!

It is never too late for the trained squirrels! *goes to round some up*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is one of the funniest things I've read today, omg.

Trained squirrels! And make sure they get proper ninja training, it could come in handy.

[lynnenne]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did she break out into a chorus of "I Believe"?

I heart you. <3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOL, oh, how I wish I could sing those songs to a Mormon and they'd KNOW THEM. <-- one of my greatest wishes.

I HEART YOU MORE.

[shannon-f-r.livejournal.com]

Something about dentistry and Mormons. I've had two Mormon dentists, one of whom I had to dump because he contributed money to the Prop 8 campaign. Also, he had pictures on his website of his too-perfectly blonde children of the corn that kind of made me reluctant to get nitrous in his office.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

There's a dentistry branch of BYU that's a very good dental school, and then here in Texas, is Baylor, where a lot of dentists finish out their degrees. There used to even be an apartment building here that the Church owned to put them up with their families.

OH, UGH to the Prop 8 douche.

LOL @ children of the corn. He wants you, too, Malachi. He wants you, too.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

There's something about dentists and dental hygienists, isn't there? They have you trapped with implements in your mouth, and say outrageous things to you.

At least she's right about the Mr., he *is* nice!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I WORE MY ZION T-SHIRT IN THE WEEKEND!

T-shirt snap!