WHATEVER I AM THE ONLY PERSON ON LJ TODAY.

[stoney321]

I want to marry this girl and make drinks and bad jokes until we die from it.

Comments

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

You're the only poster today. I'm the only commenter. I feel like I'm stalking your journal, but I'm glad I did because this is awesome.

Booty Cullen! OMG. It's like she's your long-lost twin or something.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SHE IS MY OTHER HALF HOLY CRAP.

I need us to be friends. Not in a creepy way, I'm not creepy. I just want to laugh and get drunk.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

The two of you and booze? I want to go to that party.

[lynnenne]

OMG you should totally make vids for your Glee cocktails!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THOUGH.

For now i will happily laugh at this chick, for she is a DELIGHT.

[lynnenne]

Surely your BIL the big-time movie director can teach you? The internetwebs need to see your beautiful self pouring cocktails! I mean, yeah, this girl is fun, but you look hotter with your eyes crossed.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have equipment (also he's a writer)

AHAHAHAHAHA. I do give good crossed eye, ngl. ;D

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

NAILED IT!!!!

Are you sure this isn't one of your fabulous Halloween costumes? She's pun-tastic!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

How freaking hilarious is she, CJ?! I LOVE HER.

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

All we need is a scientist who can mix your DNA with her's and create a super-soldier hybrid clone.

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

I now want you and HER to be my neighbors so the three of us can sit on my porch on an old couch and drink and say witty things about the people going by.
I also love the extraneous vase of flowers...

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It was the Yoda pun that really made that for me.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

Did you see the news about Breaking Dawn causing seizures during the birth scene? Photosensitive epilepsy apparently being triggered by flashing light effects.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's terrible (but hilarious).

Also... I love your icon. How have I not seen it before?

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

It's new! I LOVE it. Also this one.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's great!

[altyronsmaker.livejournal.com]

Netflickin' the bean!!!! OMG. I died. Well, first I snorted soda out of my nose, then aspirated it and it killed me ded ded dedski.

Too funny!

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU SPAMASAURUS REX

ILU4EVR

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM ON A TURKEY HIGH AND CAN'T STOP POASTINGS.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

JUST ADMIT IT'S THE CRACK LAURA

ADMIT IT ALREADY

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS COCAINE BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD IT GOD PAY ATTENTION.

...okay, it's crack.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

ONLY THE FINEST ARTISANAL CRACK OBVSLY

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

Finest artisinal COCAINE THAT YOU GIVE YOUR HUSBAND! ::headdesk:::

[quietlyboloney.livejournal.com]

This woman is brilliant, this was fucking hysterical

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

I'm on, I even posted. It only took me most of the day.

I agree, Glee inspired cocktail vids would be awesome.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

You two were obviously separated at birth. You both need to get some cheek swabs stat!.

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

I will never forget "netflixin' the bean"

Subscribe to her YouTube feed? YES!

[pharmatard.livejournal.com]

I plan on recreating this scene as soon as possible with a friend of mine. Drinks + B movie = Friday night gravy!

Friday night gravy? Is that even a phrase?

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

X-D So awesome!