Guyth. Theriouthly.

[stoney321]

Some of my best work is done in those gee dee Real Housewives recaps. You should stop missing out on my hilariousness. (I totally tried typing that with a straight face, and couldn't do it. HA. I laugh at myself! Even though I still think it. I still think it.)

Recap is up!

Excerpt:

Russell says with a straight face (but then, he’s had some work done) that Camille said things that are “blatantly false.” He tells Taylor to rise above it. They swing by Kyle’s house to pick her and Mauricio up. Kyle, I love her. I didn’t, then I did. But that DRESS. Oh, the lime green gown with the horrid bodice of bagginess… It makes her breasts look like Strega Nona in evening wear.

COME ON.

And now I go to get a tetanus shot. If you get an email or comment that is nothing but the letter J, it's because my arm is dead and I need help.

Comments

[tinkerbell86ca.livejournal.com]

My little boy got his one year shots yesterday, he was not pleased either!

Awww, crying babies make me all sad :(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Me, too. There was a little boy with his father that got roped into getting a flu shot while there (they were out of the nasal mist, I guess) and he was so grumpy and pouty, I wanted to cuddle him up.

[tinkerbell86ca.livejournal.com]

:( aaaww! poor little guy! *snuggles her baby*

[ivyfree.livejournal.com]

Tetanus shot is fine at first, after a day or so gets all sore. Just warning you. At first you'll think "what are they all whining about?" and after a couple of days, you'll know!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am well schooled with Tetanus, I'm a gardener! I get my booster early, just because. ;)

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about and it's still funny. Which is not surprising actually.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, yo! :D

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

Man, I decided not to get a flu shot this year DESPITE starting work with 6 to 16 year old kids and now I am paying the price. *hack cough bloodspew*

I'm up on my Jersey Shore recaps, but my girlfriend looks at me funny when I read them. Then again, it's good that we don't agree on everything, right?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FLU SHOT. See? You won't forget next year, huh? Kids are GERM FACTORIES. Omg, nothing is worse than the nursery school ages, though. Jeeeeeeeez.