I am bored.

[stoney321]

I can't write, can't think, I'm filled with ennui, and I want to be out in the garden doing stupid-hard work, but it's going to be 100F, so I shouldn't be an idiot, right? (I have a total of - wait for it - 800lbs of decomposed granite to spread out. Oh, decomposed just means it's been crushed and tumbled so there are no sharp points. I actually like doing this sort of thing, it's great exercise and I like being able to DO it, if that makes sense? But yeah. It's hot.) Bleh.

So! I get to be with my in laws all day tomorrow which means today I am mentally preparing myself for all of the craziness. And so? I POLL!



*there is no scientific significance to this poll, so the first person that takes this shit seriously and corrects me on something - as happens almost EVERY TIME I DO A POLL, INEXPLICABLY - is the first person getting shoved into the pool while fully clothed. :D

[Poll #1851330]



Upon reflection, I think this actually IS a significant poll, and you should spread that shit like Nutella. <3

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a restraining order against my mom, so I hope you like going to jail.

Correction, jail is a place you're thrown overnight for getting sloppy drunk. Prison is where you'll be rooming with my mother, and I hope you're proud of yourself, because she is awful.

In conclusion, lol. (And I'm happy you chose correctly on #1.)

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

I am a woman who temporarily changed her twitter account to thatswhutshesed last night just to reply to a friend who'd changed hers to "alwaysinhere."

LIKE THERE COULD BE ANY OTHER ANSWER FROM ME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF YOUR ICON USE BY THE WAY. /old timers, what?

I ALSO APPROVE OF YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

[dareu2beme.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH.. there were right and wrong answers? shit.