I am bored.

[stoney321]

I can't write, can't think, I'm filled with ennui, and I want to be out in the garden doing stupid-hard work, but it's going to be 100F, so I shouldn't be an idiot, right? (I have a total of - wait for it - 800lbs of decomposed granite to spread out. Oh, decomposed just means it's been crushed and tumbled so there are no sharp points. I actually like doing this sort of thing, it's great exercise and I like being able to DO it, if that makes sense? But yeah. It's hot.) Bleh.

So! I get to be with my in laws all day tomorrow which means today I am mentally preparing myself for all of the craziness. And so? I POLL!



*there is no scientific significance to this poll, so the first person that takes this shit seriously and corrects me on something - as happens almost EVERY TIME I DO A POLL, INEXPLICABLY - is the first person getting shoved into the pool while fully clothed. :D

[Poll #1851330]



Upon reflection, I think this actually IS a significant poll, and you should spread that shit like Nutella. <3

Comments

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! YOU SHOULD SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO DO THAT!

Just not with me. The last time I was in a real pool, I had jumped in to rescue my daughter, who had fallen into the deep end. When I jumped in, I forgot that I couldn't swim. it was really scary

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*holds you*

I WOULD PULL YOU TO SAFETY. But yes, let's keep you in the shallow end.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

THE SHALLOW END! YESYESYES!

I can glory in the cool water, drink margaritas and provide much-needed sarcasm!

:D