I am bored.

[stoney321]

I can't write, can't think, I'm filled with ennui, and I want to be out in the garden doing stupid-hard work, but it's going to be 100F, so I shouldn't be an idiot, right? (I have a total of - wait for it - 800lbs of decomposed granite to spread out. Oh, decomposed just means it's been crushed and tumbled so there are no sharp points. I actually like doing this sort of thing, it's great exercise and I like being able to DO it, if that makes sense? But yeah. It's hot.) Bleh.

So! I get to be with my in laws all day tomorrow which means today I am mentally preparing myself for all of the craziness. And so? I POLL!



*there is no scientific significance to this poll, so the first person that takes this shit seriously and corrects me on something - as happens almost EVERY TIME I DO A POLL, INEXPLICABLY - is the first person getting shoved into the pool while fully clothed. :D

[Poll #1851330]



Upon reflection, I think this actually IS a significant poll, and you should spread that shit like Nutella. <3

Comments

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I only fill out peer reviewed polls that have been published in high-esteem journals. I hope to see this in The Journal of Fanfic and Fappery otherwise I'm revoking my poll data. I'M REVOKING IT AND TAKING IT HOME WITH ME.

Warning: I feel when I have to warn that my disney fanfic is going to turn into a blood smeared beastiality orgy in chapter three that it really impinges on my artistic freedoms. Some six years olds are such cry babies.