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stoney321First off, HELLO. Life has been stupid and hard (as per ushe) and I would very much like to be two people, thank you. (And then fake the first one's death. Hello, insurance settlement!)
Second, because the thought of doing anything other than breathing in and out most days makes me curl up in the fetal position, I wanted to ask those that read the SouthLAnd recaps on HDJM a question:
[Poll #1896520]
I promise I'm not legitimately going crazy. It just looks like that on the outside.
NOW IF I MAY ADDRESS THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM:
brought to you by a person that has been reading a LOT of fanfic lately. :) (And as always, the things I love I bookmark on AO3.) One day I'll make an official recs list, because there are SO MANY AMAZING fics on Tumblr only.
Okay, I have to cross more things off my To Do list. WHY ISN'T LIFE ALL FRENCH FRIES AND BEACH PARTIES, WHY.
Second, because the thought of doing anything other than breathing in and out most days makes me curl up in the fetal position, I wanted to ask those that read the SouthLAnd recaps on HDJM a question:
[Poll #1896520]
I promise I'm not legitimately going crazy. It just looks like that on the outside.
NOW IF I MAY ADDRESS THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM:
- Stiles Stilinski's official birthday is April 8, which is shortly after Lydia's. Which means that by the end of S2 he either was about to have his 17th b-day, or had already had it. HE IS NO LONGER 16. Fun fact, he is older than Jackson by 2 months, and Scott by almost five months.
- Camaros are not a sign of wealth. They are a sign of a working guy that wants an expensive sports car but got a Camaro instead.
- There is no E in the word CAMARO.
- If precome were enough, dudes all over wouldn't have bottles of lotion by their beds. [Also, what the hell is the deal with precome in this fandom?] Remember back in the fic days when it was a pearlescent drop and not a "rush" or a "mess of liquid?" Lol.
- Stiles' Jeep is most likely a CJ7 from the '80s/early '90s. (Also known as the "Renegade" model, but that would be plastered on Stiles' hood if it were that particular kit.)
- That style (the 2 door) has a low-back bench seat called a "fold and tumble" OR two "jump seats" that are affixed to the side walls. I'm pretty sure it's the bench, given the shots from S1, but production-wise, I bet they wished they opted for the jump seats to make more room for equipment.
- The bench folds flat. Also, there's plenty of room in the back (the Jeep has two independently affixed captain-style chairs up front and there's no console in between) for long legs to stretch out. It's like sitting in a chair and there's TONS of leg room. Hint. I MEAN IT IS A FOLD AND TUMBLE, the name says what they can do! :D
- There is no room in a Camaro for two full grown men that are 6 feet tall and with broad shoulders to get busy in the back seat. They probably couldn't in the front seat. Hand jobs? Probably. Not much more room for anything beyond some dry humping and hands in pants, honestly. They're designed to resemble a cockpit where everything wraps around the driver, and that doesn't mean a Stilinski.
brought to you by a person that has been reading a LOT of fanfic lately. :) (And as always, the things I love I bookmark on AO3.) One day I'll make an official recs list, because there are SO MANY AMAZING fics on Tumblr only.
Okay, I have to cross more things off my To Do list. WHY ISN'T LIFE ALL FRENCH FRIES AND BEACH PARTIES, WHY.
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Date: 2013-02-14 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-14 06:59 pm (UTC)AND I READ DROOLING AND WEEPING A LOT AND I DON'T WANT TO READ THOSE EVER. (Or feed. Gah.)
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Date: 2013-02-14 07:25 pm (UTC)Also, Happy Valentine's Day!
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:21 pm (UTC)Happy Valentine's Day to YOU, TOO!! <3
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:19 pm (UTC)I've been reading BBC Sherlock fic and it's bad brit speak and tea.
Also: drive-by huuuuuugs!
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:23 pm (UTC)Tea and lots of "Aha ha, good Sir, I say! Rather! Good show! *diddles the Master*" Shit, let's not kid ourselves. I'd read it.
Drive by fingering!! <-- I mean that I'm waggling them. In your lady bucket.
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:37 pm (UTC)LOL! I just spat everywhere! And not from my mouth.
It's all 'You bloody shagging git' and I cry a little bit inside. Jesus, has the BBC not taught anyone anything, ahaha. You would HATE it, half the fics have one of the characters as asexual and you're lucky to get a kiss. I think I've read ONE fic that was NC-17 and it was so horrendous that my vagina healed up and my ovaries crawled into my lower intestine to hide. You're all pre-cum and implausable car shagging, I'm all G rated hand holding. This world we live in. BURN IT ALL!
After three fandoms I've come up with a theory, that there are GSG or Generic Slash Guys that pop up in every fandom, where they'll never sound or act anything like the characters they're meant to potray, but there will be Declarations of True Love and an orifice that gets porked. My theory is backed up by science, but mostly cake.
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:54 pm (UTC)I DO NOT GET THE TREND OF ASEXUAL CHARACTERS IN FANFIC RATED MATURE. I look for the naughty settings because I want to read NAUGHTY THINGS. Bah. (There are so many "Mature" fics where it's dry humping and I want to tell the 14 year olds to slut it up a bit and THEN write me porn, GOD.)
Your theory is 100% accurate and true, because these hips don't lie.
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Date: 2013-02-14 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-14 11:37 pm (UTC)<3
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Date: 2013-02-15 01:31 am (UTC)I love your Weeping Cocks crusade. (*barf*) I love that you know so much about having sex in a Camaro. I love you! (*smooooch*)
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Date: 2013-02-15 01:55 pm (UTC)WEEPING. Why? WHYYYYYYYY? (Otherwise, the stories would be GREAT.)
Is it wrong that I preened over knowing as much as I do about sex in cars? IS IT? And I love you, too!! *hugs you tight*
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Date: 2013-02-15 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-15 01:55 pm (UTC)My mom IS ridiculous, that is a legal fact! Lol. [This is your special icon, by the way.]
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Date: 2013-02-15 03:52 am (UTC)Now I don't know about any of this Teen Wolf biz, but have you seen tonight's GLEE?!?! OMGOMGomgOMGwhat?! :D
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Date: 2013-02-15 01:57 pm (UTC)I LOVE TEEN WOLF. I HATED LAST NIGHT'S GLEE WITH A FIERY PASSION. I'm sorry, I know I'm on the outs there (I'm being defriended left and right as a result.) but I have NO IDEA who that Kurt was, and how the hell Mr. "You Matter" and BLaine breaking his heart led to casual sex in BROAD DAYLIGHT when Kurt is very much against PDAs.
WHAT.
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Date: 2013-02-15 02:53 pm (UTC)AND THEN THE OTHER TWO, YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS.
I think I just have to probably just scream until my head explodes. I think that's what has to happen.
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Date: 2013-02-15 03:11 pm (UTC)I JUST... I
O_O