BEST APRIL FOOLS EVER!!!

[stoney321]

Dude. I would NEVER think crazydiamondsue smells like the inside of a fake leg. NEVER. Now, a used diaper filled with Indian food?

We have planned this since October. Crap, I was hoping to get some "Man, I HATE her. I'm only nice because of YOU" posts, but I just got people to delete their earlier comments. Oh, anelith, I NEVER want to hurt your feelings. I'm so sorry you thought it was serious, but you should know the two of us better than that! We are Sofa King Wee Todd It! I wanted to take it all the way to deleting my journal, but Sue and I started to feel bad for upsetting you and julia_here.

Confidential to violethamster: I saw you played both sides. Chickenshit. I will CUT YOU!

AND CRUSILLA FOR EVAH!!eleventy1!!

Comments

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

You two are CRUEL TO THE GULLIBLE OMG.

Eh, my people should know better than to come online today anyway. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Apparently we are HORRIBLE.

But then, everyone should know I am a sick little monkey. SICK!!!

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

If crazydiamondsue hadn't told me ahead of time I might have thought it serious. Up until the nalgahyde pants and smelly legs.

I'm glad that's over. When you fight it gives me belly grumblings.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude, I friggin' pray to the PTB that no one finds out I DID flash you my boobies. She'll really get pissed then.

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Then it would probably be a good idea not to ever post about it on LJ.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ha! For I have caught you! Yes, elcazavampiros, your warning about not posting on LJ came too late!!

That's okay. I'll share her.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

How I Really Feel About Stoney

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls[x3] insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
She thinks she's the passionate one

HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT SUE

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I thought she'd be impress'd by my devious rap
I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap
I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?
Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone
Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza
With the bang bang, brother I feel bad
But I ain't comitting suicide for no crab
But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Suzanne

Suzanne, Suzanne!! I wanna be yo (wo)man.

Re: HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT SUE

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I teared up a bit. I forgot they did that one! Dude, really, did you see in my comments where I told Vinnie that, since our falling out, I look at that icon and cry???? That was my favorite bit. That and, "Bye, bye, smelly."

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I got sad and scared too. I didn't know it was for April Fool's, and then when winterlive pointed it out, I felt like a BIG STOOPID SAD DUMBO IDIOT!

:flails at the mean girls:

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

We are mean and we suck. We honestly expected everyone to know it was fake and just watch the escalating stupidity. We were gonna phone post crying and everything...sorry, we should probably be locked in a cage together and poked with sticks. Which we'd probably laugh at. Sorry!!! Forgive? I've got 2 pages of cowboys written...*waggles brows*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I am thinking about forgiving just because of the cowboy Xangel. It better be hot hot hot cowboy Xangel, though.

I'm just too gullible.

[hellespont.livejournal.com]

I knew it for the jape it was with the entrance of the naugahyde pants. Before that, I totally bought it.

For my April Foolery today, I convinced a friend I was going to be playing a small role in an upcoming "independent lesbian erotic film project" entitled Bitches, Butches, and Bisexuals. I was to play one of the bitches. I was going to try fooling him into believing I'd become a born-again Christian, but decided the porn star was more plausible. He believed everyw word I said. Last year, I successfully convinced two friends that I was moving to Qatar.

I think next year I'll tell my mother I'm pregnant. April Fool's!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Sue pulled that one out too soon...

Hee!! your joke is a GOOD one!!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Even though I knew it was April 1, I fell for it hook, line and sinker -- those insults were so awful! You guys were amazingly inventive! Also, I'm PMSing and extremely gullible. I admit it.

I hate April 1 -- next year I'm staying away from LJ altogether until it's over.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Stoney is a trickster and I am a hapless foil. Okay, I was all in it, fists and fangs with the "grandiose naugahyde wearin' skank." (Psst: I had to email her to figure out how to spell naugahyde.) We will never be bad again.

Without telling you first.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the insult doesn't pack the same blow when you beta it before taking it up the ass.

Hee!!!

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

*whispers*

They're total skanks, is what it is.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*whispers back*
Only with you. And Caza.

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, sweetie! Can we repeal April Fool's Day?

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me! Let's start a movement!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

As you'll see from my responses to the other post, you got me but good.

Bitch. I know where you live.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Tell me! Tell me! She got me too!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Let's mount a commando raid, shall we???

(Not to be confused with going commando. Which of course I would, um, never do.)

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one gotten! I should have listened to the wise winterlive...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heh heh.

Now don't come up here and kill me. I'll buy you a 'rita.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Alice23Kate and I are planning a trip already. We will come and pelt you with bad Taco Bell burritos.

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

Okay so if I have the plot of the VK play correct he is playing a hooker/hustler, right? If yes then you should hear this song Marah - Feather Boa (http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3KMK38XVKL17J0NJBJSGHGQW1L) after you listen once the lyrics are here (http://www.marah-usa.com/lyrics_feather_boa.html)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG!! That's PERFECT. Apparently it's a comedy, which encourages me to finish my ANnie parody where the cast of Buffy and Angel are child prostitutes in Calcutta. And Vampires.

It's a hard cock life, smash.

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

Glad you like the song.

Well, it maybe me a hard cock life for you (hee!) but it so isn't for me.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

I saw you played both sides. Chickenshit. I will CUT YOU!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run along now and go wrestle Sue. Preferably in jello. I'll just be sittin' on my couch with some popcorn.

<-- yeah? Whatchu gone do?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Like I'd touch Sue and edibles.

As for you and that popcorn? You mean the popcorn I sprinkled rat poison over?

*sits back and watches YOU CHOKE*

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh. Oops! Just accidently mailed some rat poisoned popcorn to VK. Understandable mistake, though, since he's all pointy faced like a little whiskery rat.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*gasps*
...

Oh no you DI'INT!!!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

oh, he is, isn't he??? This VK love that's going around is just sick, I tell you, SICK.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, checked the warning label. It's rated Dangerous for shitheads, so he's fine. Plus, it's chemically similar to Iocane powder, which he has a tolerance of.

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's partly because I was PMSing, but I gotta tell you, I didn't think it was funny at all, and I got upset even though intellectually I understood that it was supposed to be an April Fool's joke. I've seen your dark side now, lady. Sheesh, what would you do if you really got angry?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

But, like Anakin, I can turn from the dark side...

Oh, I'm fucking EVIL when I get angry, but that has only happened once in my life. So don't cheat on me and abandon my kids and we're cool.

Sorry if you were upset, but you people should KNOW Sue and me! We tight like ten toes in a sock!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Is that not one rockin' song?!
Oh yeah. This one is for my Stoney...
ur my number one girl the best in the world
ur the ish to me forget the other girls
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit

Now why don't you listen to this one? (http://homepage.mac.com/chrydee/.Public/AF-myheartisanapple.mp4) I wuv them and no, I never get sick of talking about them. Obviously. Heh.

Yeah, I want s'more of that Crusilla.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee!! you aren't going to defriend me over the APjoke? Hooray!!

I'll put more Crusilla up this weekend... I loveses it.

Making Mr. Stoney watch The Grudge. He's screaming like a girl. Heh heh...

Brando-style: CRUSILLLLLLLLA!!!!!

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Naughahyde rules!

Did I spell it right?
And why have you been holding out on me? WHY?
Naughahyde is da, umm...bizz-omb?

You know what I like. And I jes loves me some naughahyde. Expecially, and whoa....if its on yer sexah self.

Okay, and inside of a fake leg smell? is something that will be a part of my conciousness
Thank you?!