BEST APRIL FOOLS EVER!!!

[stoney321]

Dude. I would NEVER think crazydiamondsue smells like the inside of a fake leg. NEVER. Now, a used diaper filled with Indian food?

We have planned this since October. Crap, I was hoping to get some "Man, I HATE her. I'm only nice because of YOU" posts, but I just got people to delete their earlier comments. Oh, anelith, I NEVER want to hurt your feelings. I'm so sorry you thought it was serious, but you should know the two of us better than that! We are Sofa King Wee Todd It! I wanted to take it all the way to deleting my journal, but Sue and I started to feel bad for upsetting you and julia_here.

Confidential to violethamster: I saw you played both sides. Chickenshit. I will CUT YOU!

AND CRUSILLA FOR EVAH!!eleventy1!!

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HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT SUE

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I thought she'd be impress'd by my devious rap
I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap
I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?
Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone
Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza
With the bang bang, brother I feel bad
But I ain't comitting suicide for no crab
But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Suzanne

Suzanne, Suzanne!! I wanna be yo (wo)man.

Re: HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT SUE

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I teared up a bit. I forgot they did that one! Dude, really, did you see in my comments where I told Vinnie that, since our falling out, I look at that icon and cry???? That was my favorite bit. That and, "Bye, bye, smelly."